RavenGhost: Yellow! How are all of ya doing?

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RavenGhost: Evil…well...I can't answer the reviews today. I have to go to school in ten minutes. Sorry guys. This the only time I have to update! I've been busy with football games, moving, my brother's fall baseball games, and redoing my room. Sorry for the long wait!

Aegis: RavenGhost does not own SSBM. She owns Accent, Leaj, Charlie, and Shauni. But you already knew that.

RavenGhost: Yes…they all knew that…(laughs her head off) I thank all readers who reviewed and gave me soup and Dr.Pepper, and anything else ya gave me. Soup is goooood….very goooood…

Aegis: Okay…RavenGhost is all zoney. Looks like I'm posting it…

RavenGhost: No you won't…

I'VE GOT A LOVELY BUNCH OF COCONUTS!

We all ran as fast as we could, which was pretty fast, mind you. But we all knew we couldn't keep on running like this forever, we would grow tire soon.

"Any ideas?" Marth asked from my right side.

"No. None at the moment." I replied.

This wasn't new. It happens in all the movies; the good guys run, and have no idea of what to do, which lead them to being killed.

I was really hoping that wouldn't happen.

"Guys!" I heard Leaj call out, "There's a cave a few hundred feet ahead. We could hide in there!"

I looked ahead and saw it. The cave! We could fit! Yes! This was too perfect! And I was really hoping that it would stay this way.

We were five feet away when we heard a noise. We stopped, even the T-rex that was following us.

"Um…what was that?" Marth asked.

"I donno." Charlie replied, "I've never heard that sound before."

"Um…guys?" Leaj asked us.

We all looked at her.

"The cave?"

Oh, yeah! We were running to it, right? We all remembered this at the same time and quickly ran in.

Thank God that T-rex couldn't fit. Not even his nose could get in. We watched him for a few minutes, trying to get in, but failing. After 20 minutes, he got the idea that he couldn't fit, and walked off. We knew he was still out there…

"So…mind telling is what's going on?" Samus asked.

"Um…yaseeIwaswalkingandIheardanoiseandIwasshotwithagunbyCaptionFalconandIdiedandIcamehereandthat'swhathappened." I replied.

That got me blank stares from Samus, Link, Marth, and Zelda. Okay…maybe I explained it a little too fast. But still.

"When Roy was killed, his soul came here…" Leaj explained for me.

"Oh, yeah…" I remembered, "Am I still allowed to live?"

I was started at by everyone. Leaj sighed, "I donno. When Accent is back to it's true form, you'll have to ask Shauni."

"Who?"

"Shauni. She is the Queen of Accent."

"The…queen?" I asked. I never knew this. Accent was ruled by a QUEEN!? Why wasn't I ever told any of this!?

"Yes. And I know she's still alive. Tell me…do you remember a glass castle from here?" Charlie asked.

Now that I thought about it, yeah. There was HUGE glass castle that I had passed by once. I hadn't thought anything of it. Hard to believe that.

"Yeah." I remember…" I replied.

"That's where Falcon will be, and no doubt where Shauni is…" Leaj stated.

"So…" I heard Zelda say, "How do we get to Shauni?"

"The only way to that castle…is to walk." Charlie replied.

"That's gonna cause some problems." Samus stated, "If that T-rex was out there, think of what other thing there might be! Falcon has complete control…if I know that guy well enough, there is a LOT more to deal with."

"Wow…thanks for the encouragement." Marth mumbled.

"Is there any other way?" I asked Leaj and Charlie.

"Well…" Leaj thought, "There is an underground tunnel, but they sealed it off…now that you have your sword back, maybe you could break through."

"Cool." I replied, "Where is this tunnel?"

Leaj pointed behind us. I saw it. There was a metal plate on the back of the cave. Well, that was easy enough, now to break it…

We all walked over to it. It looked pretty strong. We all stood back as Samus charged up her cannon. She took careful aim and fired.

Not even a dent was made.

"What!?" she asked with wonder, "How could that NOT break!?"

We all stood there, looking at her. Well, if Samus couldn't break through, I doubted I could. She was wayyy stronger than me.

"Maybe this will help." I heard Charlie said.

We all looked over to see her looking at a small tablet attached to the wall. It was written in an odd language . We all walked over.

"Anyone know how to read that?" I asked.

Marth looked closely at it, "I think I might…"

We all looked at him, "How in God's Green Earth would you be able to read Ancient Covi?" Leaj asked.

"Is that the language?" I asked

"Yeah. We all know what it looks like in Accent, but only Shauni can read it…" she explained.

We all looked back at Marth, who was looking it over.

"Answer this riddle to pass: What walks on four legs, then two, then three?" he read to us.

"Walks on four legs, then two, then three…a cow?" Link asked.

We all looked at him.

"Okay…maybe it's not a cow…"

Zelda snapped her fingers, "I got it! It's a human!"

We all stopped and looked at the door, which was now opening. Then, we all looked back at Zelda.

"Care to explain?" Kirby asked.

"A baby crawls on four legs, then as it gets older, it walks on two, then when it is an old man, he uses a cane." she explained.

My God we sucked.

Leaj turned to Marth, "Okay, I'll admit we suck at riddles, but how did you read that!?"
"I…don't know…" he admitted.

I could tell it was true. He didn't know. So then, explain to me this. How do you magically learn to read a dead language that not even spirits know how to read!? Well, I had no clue, but I was glad for Marth's sudden burst of knowledge.

We all walked in the tunnel. Unlike I expected, it wasn't dark. Actually, it was pretty warm and light down here. Weird huh? Usually tunnels were all dark and gloomy, and dead things wandered around in them. That was kind of true, I mean…I'm dead…and so are Leaj and Charlie…

"Does this lead straight to the castle?" Zelda asked.

Leaj turned around, "Yes. I have been down here before. It leads straight to Shauni's castle."

Well, that was a relief. No forks in the road. Man, I was loving this!

We all kept a solid forward look ahead of us. There was a trap door in the ceiling, and we all knew where it lead…

I'LL RULE THE WORLD, AND YOU'LL ALL DIE! O.O AHEM…SORRY BOUT THAT, MATES…

RavenGhost: Yes…I know. That has got to be the LAMEST joke I've ever heard. But mind you…I was updating in 50 degree weather, and my hair has hair gel in it and I'm COLD!! So, leave a review and I'll get back to ya. My fingers are cold…

REVIEW PLEASE!! I NEED REVIEWS!!