RavenGhost: Hi tiny ones. Well, I don't know if I should keep on doing review answers. Guess why…'Cause the only time I have to do it is right before school, and it takes so much time. Plus, my net is being an ass. And is FREEZING UP HERE!!! And I can't feel my hands. Stupid Carpal Tunnel Syndrome…

Aegis: RavenGhost doesn't own diddly squat. She does own Leaj, Charlie, The zombies, Accent, the riddle she made up, Shauni, a GameCube, a new Linkin Park CD, a jacket, a copy of SSBM, a copy of PN03, a copy of Beyond Good & Evil, a cookie, a radio-

RavenGhost: WE GET IT!!! GOD!! YES I KNOW!! I own a lot of crap. Just let me start!!!!

Aegis: Whatever. And she owns a teddy bear…

RavenGhost: I WHAT!? COME HERE YOU DEAD BAKA!! (chases Aegis around)

Raptor: (walks up) Looks like I'm posting it.

SORRY, CAN'T COME TO THE PHONE NOW. LEAVE A MESSAGE AFTER THE BEEP! BBBBEEEEEEEEPPPPPPP!!!!

"So…" Kirby said, "Who wants to open it?"

"I will." Leaj said as she stood on her tippy toes and slowly lifted the hatch open.

"See anything?" We asked.

"SHH! I'm listening…"

We all waited for her to give us the clear. After thirty more seconds, that happened.

"Nobody seems to be around…" she explained as she lifted herself up and into the castle. We stood still as we heard her voice again, "We're in the castle basement. Nobody comes here anymore. It was sealed off from the castle."

"So…how do we get in?" I asked as I pulled myself up onto the basement floor. Wow It was a lot colder up here. I liked the tunnel better…

"It was only sealed from one side, which is the outside. We should be able to go back from here." she explained as if it like science class. Okay…maybe it was like science, but that's not my point!

I turned around and helped the others up while Leaj tried to remember where that sealed door was. After fifty seconds I had gotten the last person up.

"I'm pretty sure I remember where it is now." she finally stated.

"How sure?" Samus asked.

"Um…56 sure, if you're wondering. But walking around is better than doing nothing!" Leaj explained, "Who knows? Maybe we'll find it along the way."

That was true. We all looked at each other and knew it. It was better to walk than rot away here thinking. So, we agreed.

"Good point." Link pointed out.

Yet again, we all looked at him.

"What?"

"Nevermind…" I mumbled as we started walking.

The basement wasn't much. I mean it was a basement, what could ya expect to find here? All we saw was dirt, dirt, and more dirt. Curse you evil dirt floors!

I stopped shaking my fist at the floor when I noticed Marth looking at me with a look. Okay…so maybe I was acting a little weird.

"Roy…why are you shaking your fist at the floor?"

"Because…it's a free country?" I replied.

He rolled his eyes and walked on. Whew! That was a relief! Now…I was really hoping that Leaj would find that stupid door! I was getting sorta tired. I mean, I fell from the sky, God Damnit! How could I not be tired!?

"But Roy…" Charlie said.

"What?"

"We are no longer in America…so how can it be a free country?"

I looked at her, "Um…you take things way too seriously…"

"Found it!" I heard Leaj shout out.

We all ran over to her and saw a large black door. I mean HUGE. Very tall. But I'm going into too much detail.

"Please tell me you remember how to open it…" Charlie said.

"Um….." Leaj began.

We all looked at her, "You forgot, didn't you?"

"Oops?"

"Yeah. Oops really describes it…" Zelda said as she looked at the door. It had the same language on it as the riddle, "Perhaps Marth can help us out here."

We all looked at him. He sighed and walked up to the door. He looked at the words for a few seconds before reading.

"If you wish to pass…tell me the number one away from perfection…" he read, "The number one away from perfection? What's that?"

We all looked at each other. One away from perfection? What on God's Green Earth did that mean??? What number was perfection? More so, there was a prefect number!?

"Please tell me one of ya guys know!" I heard Kirby shout.

We all looked at each other with confused looks. I liked the riddle outside better…it was solvable! We could all see the confused looked we all had. One away from perfection…ARGH!! Why was everything so hard!?

"Um…guys?" I heard Samus ask.

"What?" Leaj replied.

"Are there supposed to be dead zombies rising out of the floor?"

"Eh?"

We all turned around. There were…well…a bunch of zombies. I mean a TON. Yeah, a ton! As in over a hundred more. Got it?

"Aw…fuck." Link mumbled.

Zelda looked at them, "It looks like we're fighting. Who is the weakest?"

We all looked at her, that is until Charlie raised her hand, "I still haven't recharged from the last usage of my Rose Shield."

Zelda nodded, "Then you stay here and try to figure out this riddle. We'll fight."

We all nodded, except Charlie that is.

"Me solve the riddle? I suck at riddles!" she said.

"Yeah…but you ruled in Math class!" Leaj countered, "It's a God Be Damned number! You HAVE to figure it out!"

I sighed and turned around. Then, I gasped as I barely dodged a sword, "Guys, just fight and leave Charlie alone!"

I saw the Smashers nod and run out to help me. What sucked about these zombies was that when ya killed one, it fucking came back! Man…I was really hoping that Charlie would figure out that riddle!

"Guys!" I heard Link yell, "This isn't working!"

"No, really?" I heard Marth ask.

Link death glared him, "Please tell me you know how!" he called out to Zelda.

She ducked under a sword and threw the zombie away, "Do I look like I know everything!?"

"Yes…" I heard Link reply.

"Then if I did know everything, wouldn't I have answered that STUPID riddle!?" she screamed.

All of us, even the zombies, looked at her. Wow. We were fighting for our lives, and she starts yelling at her boyfriend…Oh yeah…life was so fucked up…

"I DON'T KNOW!!" Link yelled back.

"WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE GRADUATED FROM HIGH SCHOOL THEN!!" she screamed back.

They kept on yelling back and fourth, and we watched. I mean, what was cooler? A boyfriend and girlfriend yelling at each other was cool. That's when a zombie said something.

"You two act like an old married couple…" he said in an old and raspy voice.

Zelda and Link looked at him. Well, he mush have been in a really good mood to die…again…

"Can we fight now?" Another zombie asked.

"Yeah, whatever…"

We all looked at the zombies as ore came, and they got closer…

"CHARLIE!!!! HURRY UP!!!!!" We all yelled at the top of our lungs.

"I'm working on it…" she mumbled from behind us.

And so, we were left to fight the evil zombies…again.

Man, this sucked…

EAT MORE CHICKEN!! SAVE THE FROGS!!!!!

RavenGhost: Well…I lost Aegis. Damn…so…do any of ya guys know the answer to my riddle??

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