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RavenGhost: Okay…don't answer me. Well, here's the next chappy. Don't be expecting the next one anytime soon. I've gonna be gone all day Saturady, and most of the day Sunday is gonna be spent trying to rest up from Saturady. So…there's my excuse for the next chapter. This one? I had a bad case of WB, and the server was broken, so I had to fix that cruddy piece of shit.

Aegis: RavenGhost does not own SSBM. Nintendo does. She does own Leaj, Charlie, Accent, and Shauni.

RavenGhost: And that number of perfection…it's real. I learned about it in Church School. (Holy Fuck…I LISTENED!) So, yeah. But your guesses were really good! Here's the next one!

CLEVENLAND ROCKS! CLEVELAND ROCKS! OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO!!

Sucked wasn't even close to describing it. I mean…we had to fight off evil zombies, and Charlie was left to Figure out a riddle. LIFE SUCKED!!! Really, how could this fucking day get any more fucking worse!?

I let out a gasp of pain and stumbled backwards before noticing that my shoulder was badly cut. There was deep and long line of crimson blood pouring out of it. I turned around. I saw Charlie jump over me and kill the zombie before it got to me.

"You take care of the riddle! Leave them to me!"

I nodded and turned around. One less than perfection. 100 was a perfect score…

"99?" I asked the door. Nothing happened.

Damn! I guess that wasn't the right number, so…what was it? If only I knew what number equaled perfection. ARGH!! It wasn't 100. And I was guessing it wasn't ten…so what on God's Green Earth was it!?

God's Earth…for some unknown reason that phrase echoed over and over in my head. There was something about it.

The bible had always said that God had created the Earth and filled it with animals and what not. On the seventh day, he rested, because the Earth was perfect. And the Earth is the third planet from the Sun. That thought also popped in my head. Man, what weird things were going on here!?

So…you don't multiply 7 by three…you make it 7x7x7...so the number of perfection is 777! One number less (and the Japanese unluckiest number) is 666!

"666!" I told the door.

To everyone's happiness (except the zombies) the door opened with a loud creak.

"COME ON!" I called out to the guys as I ran out. The others followed.

"How do we close it?" Link asked.

"What is perfection?" I heard Marth ask while reading another sign.

"Oh, that's easy, it 777." I replied.

The door slammed shut right in the zombie's faces. Right there…was the coolest part of my fucked up day.

Everyone looked at me.

"Um…Roy?" Kirby asked.

"Hm?"

"How did ya figure out what number one less was?"

I was about to explain, but Leaj beat me to it.

"In case ya all forgot, we still need to stop Falcon. Because he's a Smasher, maybe one of you know?" she explained and asked.

I thought back to the smash days. Falcon was fast AND strong. The only weakness that I could see was that his recovery move didn't go as far as others would go. Perhaps that would help us out.

Then again…it was kinda good. But how did one stop him? I mean, he has short range and long range attacks! (Falcon Kick) Was there anyway to stop him? I couldn't remember! Everything was such a blur!

"Where's Shauni?" I heard Link ask.

Leaj thought about it for a moment, "If Shauni's anywhere, she'd be in the throne room."

"And that is…?" I asked.

"Would ya believe me if I told ya I forgot?"

We all fell over. This was hopeless! COMPLETELY HOPELESS! We're stuck in a big ass castle, this Shauni Queen is with Falcon, he has control of this place, and I somehow managed to figure out what one less than perfection was! Wow. A lot has happened on this fateful Friday.

"Well…if anything…wouldn't the throne room be up?" Zelda asked.

Figured. I mean, she was a princess. She had a throne room, so she was probably thinking about her place at the time. Eh, so did I…and it was true. The throne room was usually on a higher floor. I don't know why they do that, it's just always up there. Looking over the kingdom. Well, that's what I've been taught.

"Yeah…" Leaj replied, "Charlie? Do you know where it is?"

"Um…" Charlie answered as she thought, "I'm afraid that I forget where exactly it is…"

"Well…do you have a general idea?" Samus asked.

"Last time I was here, it was on the fifth floor. Does that help?"

"More than you'll ever know." Leaj mumbled.

"So…what floor are we on?" Link asked.

Yet again, another good question. Wow, it's like we've all gotten smarter today. Marth can read a dead language, I can solve riddles, Leaj found her way into a castle, Link can ask good questions that actually apply to what's going on around here, Zelda can put together her castle with logic, and the rest of the guys have yet to become smart.

"Don't know." Leaj replied, "But we are on basement level. Let's work our way upward."

We all agreed on that. The last thing we wanted to do was stand around thinking, cause believe me, thinking is not what us Smashers are the greatest at. Pit us against each other, and we'll kick ass. Hand us a Math book, and we're lost beyond all belief.

"How do we get up?" Link asked.

Marth pointed over towards a large metal door. I looked closely at it. There was a switch next to it. Oh, I get it! It was an elevator! Wait…why was there an elevator in a castle?

Leaj walked over, "Well…that's odd. Who puts an elevator in a castle?"

We had no idea. Maybe Falcon did it cause he got so bored. I was growing tired of this guessing. We knew nothing! How were we supposed to get through this alive? Or dead…whichever came first.

"Better than nothing." she said as she pushed the up button.

After thirty seconds, the elevator came down. And it was rather large, too. We all walked in and Leaj pushed the third floor button.

The ride up wasn't much. I mean…it was annoying 'cause of all that elevator music, but still…when you have a little pink puffball that sings along with the music, ya get annoyed to the point of plotting murder against someone. (I wasn't really sure if you could get arrested for plotting murder, but still. It sounded pretty good at the moment.)

Zelda saw my look and she shot me a death glare. That stopped my murderous spree.

When the elevator finally got to the third floor, we saw the craziest, most fucked up thing ever…

MY WALKMAN. YOU TOUCH, YOU DIE!!!! HEHEHE…..

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