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RavenGhost: O.O Okay. I know it took FOREVER, but I can explain! I had Band! Lots of band! I had to work after school, practice for my tryout, go to band football games, get fitted for Concert Band, help out with filing, AND fix the Fuckin server on the band computer! (really, I did!) Please FORGIVE MELEE!!!!

Aegis: RavenGhost does not own SSBM. Nintendo does. She does OWN, Leaj, Charlie, Shauni, and Accent. And the plot. She own part of that.

RavenGhost: READ!!!

I'D BE LYING IF I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING.

Okay, so it wasn't all that fucked up. It was actually very pretty. I preferred to think of it as…copyright fraud. My point was that this place looked a lot like fountain of dreams. I mean, there was water all over the floor, and it was in all seven colors of the rainbow. The next question was too hard to not avoid.

"Is this the throne room?" I asked.

Leaj looked around carefully. She was taking in every detail, every color, every crack…

"Um…I'm pretty sure this is it." she replied, "The only problem is where is Shauni? If anywhere, she'd be here…"

I looked around the room more carefully. There was an odd glass throne thinging. And a TON of stained glass windows.

"Somebody likes rainbows." We all heard Kirby point out.

He shut up when we all turned around and looked at him.

"What?" he asked.

"Kirby…" I heard Marth say, "I sometimes wonder if Link's smarter than you…"

"Thanks--hey…" Link replied.

Samus patted him on the shoulder, "It must suck to be you."

"Thanks for the encouragement." he replied to her bluntly.

I decided that this would be the best time ever to talk to Leaj. She did know how to stop Falcon. She looked up when I walked over.

"So…how do we stop him?" I asked.

"We need to make him fall within the hole that he created." she replied.

"So…how do we get him outside? I mean, it's not like we can make him go out." I answered.

"Where there's a will, there's a way. We just have yet to find it."

"I've heard that somewhere before." I mumbled.

"I believe I've said it before…" she replied as she stared off into space.

We grew quiet as we all tried to think of a plan. I mean, we all had the same basic idea, get Shauni and kill Falcon, but we had no way of making it work. How do we get him outside, how do we save Shauni, how do we stop him? All these and many more questions were racing through my and every else's heads, waiting to be answered.

"Perhaps we could ask him?" Charlie said.

"Huh?" we all asked as we turned to face her.

"Behind you guys!" she said as she pointed.

We took her advice and turned around. Guess who was there? Yep. Falcon. He stood there, in all his pride and glory, holding a young woman. I had to admit, she was rather pretty.

From what I could tell, she had glowing white hair that went down to her shoulders, she was wearing a long sleeved white dress, her eyes were closed so I couldn't tell you what those were, and there was some weird sort of diamond shaped white gem on her forehead.

"Falcon." I hissed.

"Roy…" he replied in the same state of matter, "I got tired of waiting, so I decided to take a walk around my castle. Imagine my surprise when I find all of you here. I thought you were all at the smash house."

"We know everything. How Mewtwo and you were partners, how you took over Accent once, and your little secret you keep locked away in your room!" Zelda said.

Falcon gave her a frivolous look, "Very good, princess. I didn't know you could think under all that blondeness."

Zelda only stared at him. He had hit a rather deep nerve, I could tell.

"How did you find out about this place?" I asked.

"Mewtwo, duh."

"No. I mean before the SSBM." I replied.

"Well, it was rather an accident than by force. I found this place three months after Charlie died. I was minding my own business and I found a portal. Hard to believe it, but it was in Akari's garden."

"Who?" we all asked.

"Akari was my mom." Charlie said, "She died when I was born."

"Yes." Falcon hissed, "It was all your fault!"

"That's why you killed her?" Marth asked, "Because your wife died while giving birth?"

"That's not a good reason." Kirby stated.

"SHUT UP!" We all yelled.

"Fine…" Kirby grumbled.

I turned around with the others to face Falcon. He was just standing there, smiling that stupid smile he loved.

"You want her?' he asked.

"YES!!" Link cried out.

We all looked at him. Man, if looks could kill…Link would be beyond dead. Way beyond dead.

Falcon sighed, "Ah, poor young diluted Link."

We could only watch with…well…whatever, as Link looked at him with a confused look.

"Eh?"

"Link, you're such an idiot…" I head Zelda mumble as he his her face in her hands.

Falcon smiled, "You want Shauni, and I know that Link, but…there's always a catch." he said as a white light glowed around him, "Meet me in the highest room of the tallest tower, and we'll talk more."

The light around him got brighter until we couldn't see. After a few minutes, yes a few minutes, not seconds, minutes, the light faded away. As you could guess, Falcon wasn't there.

"DAMN! THIS SUCKS!" I heard Samus scream out at the top of her lungs.

"No Shit, Sherlock." Marth replied.

"Relax!" We all heard Kirby say, "Remember? All we have to do it get into the highest room of the tallest tower!"

"Isn't that in a movie?" I heard Link ask.

"Could be." Zelda replied.

"I'm pretty sure it's in Shrek." Kirby replied.

We all stood there again, looking at him. If we could throw anyone out of the group, and replace them for someone smarter, Kirby would be that lucky one.

He finally noticed us staring, "What?" he asked with big, shining eyes.

"Kirby?" Link asked.

"Yeah?" he asked.

"I think, that for our sanity, you better keep your mouth shut."

"But--"

"SHUT UP!" we all yelled.

"Do you two know how to get where Falcon is?" I asked Leaj and Charlie.

"Um…do we?" Charlie asked Leaj.

I saw Leaj think it over, "No…this is the only room that I remember. Sorry, Roy."

"That's okay." I heard myself saying.

Yeah. This was great. Falcon was in the highest room of the tallest tower. We were here confused, because we don't know how to get there, and he has Shauni. Yeah. Life was soo good…

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RavenGhost: Sorry it took so long! I'll have the next chapter up as soon as I can. I hope…

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