"Look Harry," Draco says. "I think you need some serious help."
"I need help???" Harry asks in disbelief. "You're the one who wears a sweater in the middle of July!"
"I meant, help for your problems," Draco says. "Look at yourself!"
Harry looks at himself.
"Anything missing???" Draco asks in an obvious way.
Harry doesn't hear him and starts primping in front of a mirror. "I'm… too sexy for my shirt…"
Crabbe and Goyle come down the stairs. "Hey who's your friend?"
"He's not my friend!" Malfoy answers.
"Yes we are!" Harry says, and hugs him, still nude.
"Not cool, man," they reply.
Draco tries desperately to get Harry off him. "Look, Potter, I gotta go to Potions."
Harry gasps. "Me too!"
So they go to potions.
"Ew, you're nakey!" Hermione says.
"Freedom!" Harry yells.
Snape comes along. "Detention, Potter!"
"For what?" Harry asks.
"For arriving to class in your birthday suit," Snape says.
Oh no, Harry has detention! What will he do?
As Snape starts the class, Harry has a long discussion with his conscience about cardboard houses.
He thinks about this for a long time. After browsing all of the houses for sale, he finally picks one.
"Guess what Draco!" Harry exclaims. "I picked a house for us to live in!"
"And hopefully some new clothes," he replies.
"Yeah, new clothes for YOU," Harry says. "You have no fashion sense."
This causes Snape to give them both detention. Bet you didn't see that coming! Okay so everyone has to flame now yay!
To Be… Continued… OMG!