"Okay, so this one is more expensive, but just look at that colour!"
"Harry, it's brown, just like all the other boxes."
Draco and Harry are debating on which house to select. Harry thought the refrigerator box was the most practical, while Draco couldn't make up his mind at all.
"I already have a house, why are we looking at boxes to live in?" Draco asks irritably.
"Because," Harry replies. "If we're going to make a living for ourselves together, the first step is to buy a lovely home for our us and our family."
"Our family???" Malfoy yells in disbelief. "I'm not living in a box with you, and I'm not starting a family!"
Harry pouted. He was sad. Didn't Draco know that he was unemployed and couldn't afford the luxuries that he was used to?
He tries to reason with him. "I know I may never have the luxuries that you are used to, but can't you just love me for who I am inside?"
Draco blinks at him. Didn't Harry have a bunch of gold in his parents' vault?
But Harry rambles on. "One time, my mommy, told me about one time, when he was poor, and she had no money, so she had to live in a box, but then she met my dad, and so he told her that he'd pay her, if she would-"
Draco was shocked! "Are you sure you want to share this?!"
"AND THEY HAD SEX!" Harry yelled at the top of his lungs.
"But, your mom and dad died when you couldn't even talk," Draco says. He wasn't embarrassed by the phrase Harry had just shouted, because it was the line that came at the end of all the bedtime stories his mother read him when he was little.
Harry ponders about what his shnugglie-bunny just told him. "…Wait, maybe it was Snape my dad hired…"
Draco wanted to change the subject, so he tells Harry that they should continue shopping for boxes.
Brilliant idea!
So they shop for boxes. Yay!
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