Second Author's Note:
Sorry for not updating sooner; Hurricane Isabel messed up my computer and I also hit a pretty bad writer's block. The good news is that I can keep writing about Melanie and Kurt.
Kurt: Yeah, we miss that. *looks around* What's this story called?
Me: It's called an intermission.
Kurt: So, no more with the fuzzy?
Me: What, are you kidding?! I love the fuzzy dude!
Scott: Oh, boy; would you two get a room and get it over with?
Jean: Scott, shut up.
Me: Thanks. Anywho, so some more people could review this, here's a little intermission snack…
*Klondike bar commercial*
Jamie: What would you do for a Klondike bar?
Bobby: Hey, Melanie, would you give Kurt a kiss?
Melanie: Which form?
Bobby: His human form.
Melanie: In front of you? No way!
Bobby: I've got a Klondike bar, rich vanilla ice cream dipped in chocolate…
Melanie: Well, I am Kurt's girlfriend. *She looks at Kurt, grabbing his arm and shutting off his image inducer* Come here, fuzzy!
Jean: *singing* For that chocolatey coated ice cream, loaded big and thick, no room for a stick…
(Melanie plants a big one on Kurt, who kisses her back.)
All the XME girls: What would you do-o-o-o for a Klondike bar?
Melanie: Now that I did that, give me that Klondike! *snatches it from Bobby and splits it with Kurt*
(They walk off together until Kurt 'ports both himself and Melanie out of sight.)
*End of commercial*
Me: Well, I hope this will satisfy until I get my next story done. It's set around Halloween. *Kurt 'ports up behind her* Kurt, that's not working.
Kurt: Crap!
Me: R&R this and the previous ones, okay?
Kurt: *puppy eyes* Please?
Bobby: Oh, great. First, he's an elf and now he's a puppy.
Me/Kurt: Shut up, Bobby!
Me: Please R&R.