Third Author's Note:
I'm sorry if I hadn't been updating lately, but things have been kinda crazy here at home. I can assure you that I will keep on with the antics of Kurt and Melanie. I probably do a fight of Melanie vs. Pyro or even maybe a songfic.
Kurt: You should try "Paint It Black."
Me: Nah, too melancholy.
Bobby: How about "I Think I Love You?"
Scott: Please, Bobby. The last thing Kurt needs to do is embarrass her in front of the school.
Kurt: (looks at Scott) And what's wrong with that?
Me: Kurt, please don't push me, or I just might have to write a songfic of "Blue" by Eiffel 65.
Bobby: (sings off-key) I'm blue, ba da di da bu da…
Kurt: (pops Bobby upside his head with one of Kitty's muffins) Shut it, Drake!
Me: (sighs) Cut it out, you two! (She turns to the reader) Sorry about that. Well, I think I should write another commercial. Hope you like it.
*Commercial for Aflac (the one with the funny duck)*
Kurt: (sits on the couch, reading) Did you know, Melanie, that if you get hurt, your insurance will pay for it?
Melanie: What insurance?
Duck: (is around Melanie's ankle) Aflac!
Kurt: (ignoring the duck) And the Professor won't have to worry about your medical bills.
Melanie: What insurance is that, Kurt?
Duck: Aflac!
Kitty: (walks in the living room) Like, have you seen my muffins?
Melanie: (looks up at Kitty) Nope, we haven't seen them.
(Kurt looks down to see that the duck had eaten two of Kitty's muffins.)
Kurt: Oh, man. He's gonna need that insurance, Melanie.
Melanie/Kitty: (in unison) What insurance?
Duck: *flies to the nearest bathroom, starts coughing up Kitty's muffins, and flushes the toilet* Af-Lac!!
Rogue: *sees the duck fly out of the bathroom* Okay…
(The duck flies outside the mansion, only to get met by Logan.)
Duck: Aflac!
Logan: (extends his claws) Mmm … duck dinner.
(The duck gulps and flies off like a bat out of hell, desperate to get away from Logan.)
*End Commercial*
Me: Well, I hope that was a little funny.
Kurt: A little? That was really funny! Why don't you write a comedy?
Me: Well, maybe later on.
Bobby: (laughs so hard he hits the floor) Man, Kitty's muffins were that bad?
Kitty: What did you say, Bobby?
Scott, Kurt, and me: Busted!
(Everyone starts laughing as Kitty chases Bobby around the room)
Me: Well, please R&R this and the other chapters, okay?