Chappie 4

Lots of thanks to all you lovely reviewers!

A/n: After weeks of lost internet and missing disks, I've finally got the chapter up. Internet really isn't any fun if you can't get into some of the sites . I can't get into so it's goin to be kind of hard to update. Next chappie done in the following week.

Ps. The beginning part was supposed to be in the last chappie, but chappie 3 got too long.

"Your mother tells me that you had a slight problem on your date?" Kikyou asked, curious as to what the problem was.

Sango scratched the back of her head as she blushed slightly. "Actually, there were a lot of problems. Would you like to know just one of them or would you like to hear them all?

"I suppose I will need all the details if I am to help you Sango. Why don't you start from the beginning?" Kikyou asked encouragingly. She wasn't going to blame herself for being curious, after all, how did anyone expect her to get anything done if she didn't have all the details? Kikyou had been called over less then thirty minutes ago. Kagura had promptly told her that her daughter had suffered a horrible first date and now she wanted Kikyou to come over and help. She had quickly made her way over to the Mika mansion, curious as to what the big fuss was about. Obviously she knew it was about Sesshoumaru, but Kikyou wanted more details.

She nodded in understanding as she began near the beginning. "Sesshoumaru and I were canoeing in the lake and I thought everything was going fairly well up until that point. We hadn't had any arguments and nothing seemed wrong, to me at least. We were sitting there quietly when I leaned over the side to look at this colorful fish."

"Let me guess. You ended up flipping the boat and you both fell in?" Kikyou said levelly, trying to keep a smirk from showing on her face. How pathetic did someone have to be to be to fall over the side of a boat?

Sango sighed as she got the first major thing out of the way. "Sesshoumaru didn't seem mad at me for flipping the boat though. He helped me out of the lake and then decided that he had work he needed to complete. He asked me for a kiss to remember me by and I agreed." Sango stop to take a breath as she got ready to reveal her embarrassing little slip up.

"What happened next?" Kikyou asked impatiently, wanting to here the rest.

"Well, he leaned down to kiss me and as soon as his lips almost touched mine… Ikneedhim!" Sango said quickly, still red at the thought of what she had done.

Kikyou barely heard her as she almost fell over in her chair. "Why would you knee him?" She asked, directing their conversation forward.

Sango smiled, genuinely embarrassed as she continued. "I didn't do it purposely. My kendo teacher is somewhat of a lecher and he's tried to kiss me a few times. Each time I've always down something to prevent Miroku from kissing me and when Sesshoumaru leaned down to kiss me I acted out of reflex." Now Sango was a crimson red as she relived the moment.

Kikyou pretended to comfort her as she put her hand on Sango's shoulder. "Don't worry dear, you did not do that horribly for your first date. If that's all then I think that you can still fix your mistakes."

"Um… there's actually just a little more." Sango said as she coughed. "After I kneed him I kind of pushed him back into the lake."

She smiled, sympathy plastered onto her face. "Did he say anything that gave you the impression that he was mad afterwards?"

Sango shook her head as she thought about how uncomfortable she felt with Kikyou's hand in her shoulder. "He told me that even after everything that had happened to him I was still better then his last girlfriend." Sango paused as she thought about what Sesshoumaru had said. "He told me that his last girlfriend was a conniving little bitch who whored the streets. I think those were his exact words."

Kikyou seethed as she heard the girl's word. How dare Sesshoumaru insult her after everything that had happened? She quickly took her hand off of Sango's shoulder as she stared coldly past her.

"I do think his words were quite mean though." Sango added, not liking how rude she had just sounded. "Why would he go out with her if he thought so lowly of her?" She asked, not really curious as to what the answer was.

Kikyou forced herself to smile, as she looked Sango into the eye. "Men are fickle, they want what they can't have, and when they get it they throw it away. The key is to use him before he uses you." She said sweetly, having no doubt that she could convince Sango to do anything she wanted.

"What do you mean?" Sango asked, not sure where this was going.

"I'm saying" Kikyou started. "That men like Sesshoumaru are easier to befriend if you are able to pleasure him. He will do anything you want after you've initiated the first move." Kikyou replied slyly. She was positive that Sango was too naïve to realize anything out of the ordinary. The girl didn't even understand half of the things she said.

Sango frowned as she thought of what her advisor said. "Why would I want to use Sesshoumaru? I hardly even know him."

Kikyou mentally rolled her eyes as she decided to approach the topic differently. "I'm not necessarily talking about Sesshoumaru. If you have a relationship with a man, you need to be able to please him and make him happy. Isn't there anyone that you want to make happy Sango?" Kikyou knew fully well whom Sango desired. It had been quite easy after she had had a chance to look through Sango's things.

She blushed as a face popped into her head. Sango admitted that the face wasn't unpleasant, just unwanted at the moment. She didn't need to bring Miroku into everything when this was supposed to be about Sesshoumaru. "I think everyone should be happy," Sango said carefully, "But shouldn't that special someone be happy with the fact that I think of him the same way he thinks of me?"

"True." Kikyou said, wondering why the girl was being so difficult. "But you could make that person even happier if you do the things I teach you. Would you like to learn, or would you rather I not teach you."

Sango looked doubtfully into Kikyou's eyes as she pondered her decision. Kikyou was supposed to help her, and Sango wouldn't mind learning a few tips that she could use on date. It might help her from doing something completely stupid. Again. Even Sango was aware of her stepmother's love of money. She decided that it was safe to believe that her mother had hired Kikyou to 'help' her get a head in life. Kagura was very involved when she wanted something. Sango felt a need to do what her stepmother wanted, but she wasn't stupid enough to think that Kagura wasn't in it for herself.

"I guess it wouldn't hurt." Sango said, unsure if that that was the right answer.

"Good answer." Kikyou said sincerely. "I think we should start with something easy like kissing. Have you ever kissed anyone before Sango?"

Sango shook her head, as her face remained red. "No, at least not successfully."

"Okay, then I suppose we'll start with the kiss most men will go for. If bold, he'll want to French kiss you." Kikyou explained slowly. She wanted to make sure Sango thought she was helping her. "Guys like it better when you're ready for them, they like you to respond."

"Okay." Sango said as she nodded. Sango obviously knew what a French kiss was, but she found the idea of someone's tongue in her mouth very unhygienic. She had heard that guys enjoyed kissing, but Sango wasn't comfortable with the idea of someone so close to her.

As Kikyou began explaining what she should do, Sango suddenly interrupted her. "Are you sure we should start with something so… intimate?" She asked nervously.

Kikyou shook her head, as she looked Sango directly in the eye. "I think it would be better to show you one of the kisses Sesshoumaru would enjoy. Your mother gave me the impression that you were to win him over?"

She stayed silently as she found herself thinking of none other then Miroku. Sango felt angry at her lack of self-restraint. She was doing this for the benefit of more knowledge, not to pleasure some lecher. "I guess you're right, why don't we start then?"

"Inuyasha! You promised you'd show me around!" Kagome said with a glare on her face. She couldn't help but feel disappointed with Inuyasha's poor direction skills. They had followed a trail into the woods on a nice hike and now Kagome wasn't sure if Inuyasha even knew where they were going. She could've sworn that she'd past that Michael Jackson shaped rock 3 times already.

"I will show you around." Inuyasha said "But I wanna' show you something first." He had no doubt that she thought he was an idiot right now, but Inuyasha knew where he was going. They had gotten off the trail ten minutes back and although everything looked the same, he was going in the direction he wanted to go in.

"If you don't know where we are can you at least be man enough to admit it?" Kagome said angrily, still mad at what he had done last night. She had agreed to let him show her around because of her good mood, but now Kagome was beginning to doubt herself for letting him show her around in the first place.

Inuyasha glared back at her as he continued walking. "I know where we're going baka." He said crossly, forgetting about trying to be charming. It was normally easy for him to remain polite even if his prey was being annoying, but Kagome made it impossible for him to keep silent. That and he enjoyed a girl with a sharp tongue. She was too fiery for him to resist.

Kagome stared at him. She was not a baka! She narrowed her eyes as she looked as his arrogant smirk. Not being able to think of anything else to say, Kagome stuck out her tongue. She smiled at his shocked face and reverted back to her cute self.

Inuyasha snickered as she smiled. "Figures your only comeback would be sticking out your tongue."

"I don't know what you're talking about." Kagome said in a dismissing manner as she walked beside him in an endless field of green. "Tell me something about yourself." She said abruptly, suddenly curious to learn something about Inuyasha.

"Like what?" Inuyasha said casually, prepared to lie if necessary.

Kagome racked her brain for a question, wanting to ask something that no one else knew. "Are you ticklish anywhere?" were the words that came out of her mouth before she had time to think. Kagome blushed a bright red when she realized what she had said. She had wanted to ask a meaningful question that would get a stir out of him. She didn't want him thinking her stupid.

He raised an eyebrow as he stared at her. "What… Kind of stupid question is that?" Inuyasha wasn't sure why she would ask such a strange question. Did the girl have problems?

She turned a bright red as she tried to recover from her rather… odd question. "I'm just curious, is there a problem with that?" Kagome asked haughtily. It wasn't often that her brain just completely shut down. This just wasn't one of her better days.

"My ears? I don't know, why's that such an important question?" Inuyasha asked touchily. Don't think that's a word How was he supposed to answer Kagome's question?

Red seemed to be a favorite color as Kagome turned any even deeper shade. Just then she realized what Inuyasha had said. "Wait, did you just say your ears are ticklish?"

Inuyasha stared blankly at Kagome as she leaned over towards him. "W—w-what are you doing?" He asked nervously as she began to move in on him. He liked the closeness of the situation, but he doubt she was thinking of the same reason as him.

Her hands slowly found his ears, and before he had a chance to argue Kagome began tickling him incessantly. She giggled quietly as he began to shake trying to remove her hands from his ears. Kagome fought off his attempts to remove her hand as she continued her assault.

"Back off!" Inuyasha growled as he felt his eyes began to tear. How was he supposed to know how sensitive his ears were? It's not like people just randomly went up to him and started fondling his ears. He continued moving backwards when he tripped over a rock and began falling backwards. He grabbed Kagome as he fell, somehow removing her hands from his ears. Inuyasha fell to the floor with Kagome above him, struggling to get off.

In her attempt to disentangle herself, Kagome ended up straddling his waist with her hands on other sides of him. Kagome stared down at him blankly as she realized just exactly what position she was in. She jumped up as she quickly moved away.

Inuyasha stared amused, as he continued lying there on the floor. That had been extremely fun, he wondered if he could get her to do that again. "Kagome, I didn't know you liked me so much." Inuyasha said humorlessly.

"I'd like you more if you would shut up!" Kagome said as she sent him the death glare. It didn't really help when you were turning purple, but that didn't stop her. Really, what were the chances of something like this happening?

Well, Inuyasha wasn't complaining about this turn of events although he was quite sure Kagome didn't think so. Was it healthy to be so, purple? Probably not. It was then that Inuyasha realized that Kagome was wearing a skirt and he wasn't trying to look under it. He blinked as he thought about that, it sounded absolutely nothing like him. He helped himself up as he smiled at the girl. "We're almost there, we just have to walk a bit further." The more comfortable she was, the easier it would be to warm up to her.

Kagome looked at him doubtfully, wondering why he hadn't tried anything. She rolled her eyes as she ran to catch up with him. She might as well get this out of the way. Nature was nice and all, but Kagome had been ready to see the streets of Tokyo, not go on a little outing in the forest. What were the chances of her meeting such a moody guy?

"As nice as the scenery is, I was really looking forward to being shown around Tokyo." Kagome said dryly, hoping to be able to persuade him to change his mind.

"Feh, we'll go soon enough. I just wanna show you something first." He said, dismissing the thought of leaving.

Kagome tied up her hair as she followed closely behind Inuyasha. As soon as this was over the sooner she could get the hell out of there. "Exactly what's so important about this place Inuyasha?"

He shrugged as he continued walking. "I just thought you'd enjoy the view." Inuyasha answered vaguely. He does something nice and all she can do is ask questions. Just proves to show how ungrateful some girls were.

Crossing her arms, Kagome continued following him. She wondered what time it was, she hadn't bothered wearing a watch when they left. Kagome sighed as she felt the nudging feeling between her thighs again. She jumped from one foot the other as she felt the feeling get stronger and stronger. Kagome crossed her legs as she started jumping up and down. "Inuyasha…" She said quietly, bracing herself for what she was about to say.

"What?" he said, turning around quickly, she better not be complaining about being tired or some shit like that. Inuyasha arched an eyebrow as he saw her jumping up and down. "Is there a problem?" He asked, watching her little… dance.

"I think we should leave and go tour the city." Kagome said nervously, trying to stop herself from jumping up and down. She stopped her dance abruptly as Kagome plopped onto the floor, sitting uncomfortably.

Inuyasha stared down at the strange wench as he shook his head. "I already told you, we can you see the city later." He replied, irritated with her lack of enthusiasm.

"It's not that I don't enjoy the nature…" Kagome started off fighting the urge to fidget. "It's just that I need to use the restroom." She ended quietly, embarrassed at having to tell him that little detail.

"Whadya say?" Inuyasha asked rather loudly, he hadn't caught her comment.

Kagome took a breath as she glared up at him. "I said that I need to use the restroom." She said once again, turning a light pink.

Inuyasha blinked at her, resisting the whim to roll his eyes. "Is that all? Why don't you just go in the bushes?" He asked, as if that was the easiest question to answer in the world. She had been embarrassed over something as little as that? Inuyasha had thought that something serious was wrong, like she had her period or something. Inuyasha shuddered at the thought of it. He had had a bad experience with one of his past conquests. She had been sitting in his lap when he had noticed his jeans slowly change to a different color. Nonetheless, that incident made him wary of a woman's more… feminine matters.

Her mouth fell open with his suggestion. Did he honestly expect her to relieve herself in a park where anyone could see her? Kagome snapped her mouth shut as she stared at him. "Take me back now!" Kagome shrieked.

He winced at her tone, as he nodded towards her. "I suppose I can show you this place another time. There's a café less then ten minutes from here. You think you can wait that long?" She nodded her head as he led the way back to his car. At least he hadn't made a big deal out of things. That definitely made him look better in her eyes. A man that didn't make her feel stupid when she said something like that was okay in her book. Maybe after this he'd finally show her around.

They both sat quietly as she stared out the window. At least she could be grateful that Inuyasha hadn't started teasing her. Kagome wasn't sure she'd ever be able to look at him without blushing if he had. She turned to the left, determined to learn a bit about him. "Tell me Inuyasha, will you be introducing me to any of your friends?"

Inuyasha made a turn to the right as he listened to Kagome's question. "Maybe later I will." He said. Truth be told, he just didn't have that many friends compared to the number of enemies he had accumulated. The few true friends that he had weren't exactly the type of people he would introduce Kagome to. One was a psychotic homosexual, while the other was a lecher with a wandering hand. Definitely not people that he wanted to introduce to Kagome. Come to think of it, they were the type of people that would probably scare her away.

She rolled her eyes at his lack of a response. Didn't he know that she was trying to start a conversation? Kagome sighed, deciding that she would have a little fun with a game Yoko had taught her. "Inuyasha," She started, "you see that car out there? That's your car!" Kagome giggled childishly as she finished her sentence. This had to be the oddest game she ever heard of, but she was bored and that had been the first thing to come to mind.

He stared at the car that just went by and then stared at the strange girl beside him. "I own a postal truck?" Inuyasha asked, in shock. What the hell was going on? "Why the hell would I own a car like that?"

Kagome giggled at his expression. Taken this was an odd game in itself to play, but it ad gotten him to talk more. "It's a game Youko taught me." She answered simply, feeling that it'd just make her feel dumber by elaborating.

"Alright." Inuyasha shrugged, deciding to indulge her little game. He surveyed the lane, and when he found the object he was looking for, he pointed it out to Kagome "You see that one over there, that's your car."

She sent a little glare in his direction as she looked at what he had been pointing at. "You're pointing at a handicap bus!" Kagome argued, laughing at the stupid game. She stared out her side of the window and grinned when she saw the perfect vehicle for him. "That's your ride." Kagome said with a smile on her face, nodding to the direction of the automobile.

Inuyasha gawked at the object Kagome had pointed out. Did that even count as transportation? "…I don't think wheelchairs count Kagome." He stared dryly at the girl as she smiled up at him.

"You got to admit that it'd save a lot of pollution if everyone drove one though." Kagome said meekly, imagining what Inuyasha would look like riding around in a wheelchair. She bursted out laughing once again, as the car began to slow down.

He stopped the car in the parking lot as he helped Kagome out of the car. "You can go do your business and then I suppose we'll stay at this café and have a drink or something." Inuyasha said with a shrug, he was happy doing whatever she wanted to do. She nodded quickly and then ran inside towards the back.

A/n: I am a severely challenged person o.O you wouldn't imagine how hard it was for me to upload all this and how long it took o.o…