Ron was panysying along in pasyville when he saw something strange.
Lurking in the bushes was Oliver he was looking quite hot in his orange thong
"Well, he said. "Wassup dude?" the boy stared critically at what he had found.
"Oh hello" he said in his sexy beast of a voice
"My my my! Such big words for such a little boy!" he crowed at the top of his lungs.
"Would you like to come back to my house for some coffee" Ron knew coffee meant sex everyone knew that.
Suddenly, without warning, the three headed five toothed eight legged twelve uddered goat of Greenland appeared before their eyes with a mighty roar. It went like "RRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!".
As they walked down the lane together Ron's hand hovered over Olivers arse but should he?
"Wow," cried the monster, totally mellowing out. "That's one fantastic arse you've got there!"
Ron was lustabating with energy. Oliver was really tuning him on.
"Man, FANTASTIC!" cried Oliver to Ron and the monster. They were all having so much fun!
And it was soo much fun! Oliver handed Ron a letter he was saving for later and said " don't read it know its for… later you sexy, sexy thing for when you are lonely in your dirty, dirty bed you sex kitten"
"Arrgghh!" cried Oliver suddenly. "My mamwitch! It's gone! We all have to look for it!
"Oh, here it is! Said Ron happily, after 10 minutes of frenzied searching. "It was in my underpants!"
"Have you ever been to Gogo Town?' Oliver asked Ron.
"No" replied Ron. "What's there"
" Oh just the sun and sand and the many brothels named in my honor."
"So," asked the goat. "Whose hungry? I've got dog! Lots of wonderful tasty steamed dog!"
" in Gogo Town we can participate in some extra curricular Sextivities." Ron added.
"Sounds great!" "I'm having fun!" "Oh yeah!" Came the calls from the suggested location, and they all lived happily ever after.
THE END.
Or is it???