What a day I am having! I am walking back from Mc Donald's with my high-school friends, when someone nabs me from a dark alley. His hands reach around me and grab me. The bright red sleeves on his arms suddenly ease my mind. I turn my gaze to spot him. "Oh my," I scream in excitement, "It's you, Inu…"
"Shh, don't talk, Naraku has somehow followed us here and he is coming after you," he whispers to me, clamping his hand over my mouth.
"But InuYasha, why? I thought he couldn't even come to this modern world. How is he here in the modern world?"
"I said be quiet. Or do you want him to come kill you? Now I must hide you somewhere," he shakes his head frantically, scanning for a good hiding spot.
He dashes like a bolt of lightning to an old abandoned jailhouse. Mason blocks form the walls and the floors are freezing concrete. Why does InuYasha want to hide me in this awful place? The steel bars in front of the windows do nothing to keep the chilly air out. Before I realize it, InuYasha has me tied to a wooden chair with rope and has tied a cleave gag across my mouth. How is this protecting me, InuYasha? What I find strange is his hair was black like mine, rather than silver white as usual. And I notice the moon is full tonight.
Oh my gosh, if I knew he was going to tie me up today, I wouldn't have drank a 32oz glass of Coke. Now that soda has come back to haunt me, I really have to pee. I scan the room looking for a restroom. At the far end of the room I spot an open cell door with a toilet not yet smashed in. I free one of my hands from the binds and reach underneath the elastic waistband of my underwear for the flint of a sacred arrowhead. Quickly I saw the ropes binding my wrists. I sit in the chair, pressing my legs together, trying to keep from creating a big wet stain on my underwear and green-pleated skirt. How would I explain that one to my friends?
Finally, the sharp edges of the arrowhead have sawed through the ropes. My arms are now freed from the binds. Quickly I scramble to my feet. Though there is a rope binding my legs, I can't concern myself with that now. I make a mad dash to the open cell door. Finally I get inside the cell to the beckoning toilet. With the remaining fragments of rope still tied to my wrists, I quickly slide my underwear off and sit over the rim of the bowl.
Aww, finally, I made it. I feel a big rush of urine pour out of my body, splashing the water in the bowl. I wonder though, if InuYasha was trying to protect me, then why would he do that to me? Why would he capture me, knowing I had just come from a restaurant with my friends, where I would surely have a lot of soda to drink? Usually I go straight home afterwards. He knows that by now, too. Or even if he did try to hide me somewhere, he would have at least let me go to the bathroom and freshen myself up.
Suddenly I hear a familiar voice in the doorway. Is it he, or that imposter? I know now that other guy was nothing more than someone dressed and looking like him. Damn, he's coming this way and I am still going pee.
"Kagome, is that you? What are you doing?" he asks with a start.
How dare he look at me! "Sit boy!"
The rosary around his neck reacts to my command and firmly draws his face to the floor. "How dare you watch a woman go to the bathroom! Have you got any manners at all?" I am glad that it is him though and not that other guy.