PM me with Oneshots for me to post, with credit to you of course. Warning: these will make you die laughing.

Splatoon 3 fun facts, character interwiews, glitch tutorials, and rated T for a few swear words.

La Agente 8 finalmente ha escapado del Metro Abisal, pero aún no ha recuperado todas sus memorias. Mientras, la Agente 3 le acompañará en su camino para integrarse a la sociedad inkling. (Se recomienda leer la historia "Intrigas" antes)

Callie, a member of the Squid Sisters, has just gotten news from Marie that the Squid Sisters are no longer. On her way back home, she meets someone, a fan, to be exact, and starts getting feelings for him that she can't explain. Love. And, what will happen if he also loves her back? (Okay, so in this, I have decided to make them bleed and have bones, so I can have a little fun)

A Young Sovereign continues to take efforts to embrace his culture and connect with his Subjects. And with a Splatfest on the horizon, he takes another opportunity to do just that. As well as reward the Imperium's greatest allies. One-Shot

After saving Inkopolis from disaster, Callie and Marie have been imprisoned and forever changed. Despite all they've sacrificed, the inklings and Octarians stand on the razor's edge of either prosperity or ruin. Which way they fall will depend on Callie, Marie, and their allies.

I always like to look back on the day I met my best friend. He was a pet to most people, but to me, he is a friend, an ally, a comrade, and a son. Let me take you on a journey to that day, where both of us nearly lost our lives. If the desert didn't kill us, some creature would, and if not that, another cephalopod would. This is our tale, of how I met my Smallfry, Levi.

its basically the story of the new Agent 3 in Splatoon 3 Spoilers for Splatoon 3 hero mode

Under the waves, unbeknownst to a new, Mollusc Era world, lays the rubble of a long-dead species. A civilization reduced to myth and mystery, wiped from history by time. Unfortunately, time was all but thorough. One has awoken to this new age, confused and scared of what has grown in the absence of their species. Could he find his way in this new world? (Cover by FalkenJr#5663)

Mirai is just an inkling girl who was entering the New Squidbeak Splatoon after her brother worked there. But why does it feel different? Deepsea Metro and other agents? Mirai is not gonna have a good time there. And who are the Deep Cut that's been disturbing peace? So many questions, so little life to live... (AU, Sequel to Agent ZER0)

A Young Sovereign has a surprise for his Commoner friends, but first, he must deal with a few Matters of State. One-Shot.

Deep below Inkopolis, is a lawless land comprised of nothing but order. Welcome to Kamabo Co., dear applicant. Things are run a little differently down here, but I'm sure after hearing the unique stories of our valued test subjects, you'll be a fine subject yourself in no time. Kamabo-Reset is a Splatoon AU with a slight twist in the world, and where subjects' stories are shared.

Marie leads a covert operation with the members of Deep Cut, her new wards, but finds Shiver is a bit more inquisitive than usual today. Rated 'T' for lovey-dovey stuff and Octarian death. Set post-Splatoon 3's Return of the Mammalians storyline, so minor spoilers ahead.

Do not read this. This IS not a story of any type. This is random japanese.

A lone octoling has risen to the elites, the legendary X rank, but when his secret gets out there, all he knows will start to crumble... (Crossposted to AO3)

Prior to meeting Mario, Meggy and her SplatSquad engage the legendary Team Blue in an unforgettable Turf War match that solidifies Meggy's destiny as the girl who will become a Splatfest champion.

Harmony farts while she waits around for Inklings to drop by in her stinky store.

Summery: Shiver was cold and distant for a long time, but when a traumatic event causes them grief can Frye help them through it? Will Shiver open up to their friends? Or maybe even express hidden feelings? Rated T for Profanity and mental pain.

Shiver and Agent 3 find themselves in a rather awkward situation after a taboo Octarian ritual known as the 'Suckling' makes love between the two more complicated than it should be. Join Deep Cut and the NSS as they flounder about Splatsville unraveling the mystery of this bizarre ritual and why almost every octoling in existence is so secretive about it. WARNING CONTAINS SPOILERS!

Crow has loved the Splatoon franchise since release, using it as a way to divert their attention from their obligations. When those obligations grow to be too much for them and money becomes short, though, they resort to odd forms of money-making that unintentionally cause the word "escapism" to gain new meaning.

Meggy and her family are about to go swimming at the Mahi-Mahi Resort, however, a problem comes up; Inktoling Meggy can't swim. Luckily, Meggy and her parents decide to help the young Inktoling with that problem so she can swim and have fun.

The life, drama, success, and death story of the greatest ranked battle player to ever wield a weapon. All the friends, enemies, and rivals he ever met. All the downfalls, uprisings, and championships.

Ten thousand years is a long time to take a nap. Amelia, a fourteen-year-old human girl, has lived in Inkopolis for four years since she left her cryopod. Her brother, having promised to be beside her when she woke up, is missing. Her parents are long gone, and all she has are her caretaker and her new friends to help her rise to the top as a turfer and find him.

An Octoling girl, who's been hurt more than once, loses everything to someone she thought she loved and begins to grow cold. Unintentionally teaming up with an organization called 'The L.O.S.T', she's paired up with a gentle-hearted Octoling boy, who’s had a soft spot for her since the day they first met — when she had spared his life. Yet, why? Can the boy soothe her heart again?

The Hologram Array is a device capable of suspending the human brain in a non-decaying state, and its most important feature is the ability to relay a hologram of a human with the personality and memories inside the suspended brain. Only one has been manufactured before the extinction of humankind as we know it. TL;DR: human in the splatoon world but with a twist lmao