The Other, Other, Other, Other, New Kid Fanfic

Chapter 2

Chunkypuff: So, you liked it enough to read the second chapter! Anyway, please review, it helps alot in making a good fanfic!

Disclaimer: Oh yeah, I don't own anything except Kaento. Yeah. That's it.

All the kids were in the middle of the street. Rolf was washing Victor, Sarah and Jimmy were making lemonade, Jonny and Plank were fishing in the sewer, Kevin was showing off to Nazz on his bike, and the Kankers, well, they were nowhere to be seen, luckily. "Ok Kaento, the kid with the blue hair over there is Rolf, the one on the bike is Kevin, the one we warned you about not angering him." Edd started. "Then Jonny two by four and Plank are the ones that are fishing...in......the. sewer?" Eddy said looking to Double D, who shrugged. "And my baby-sister Sarah and her persnickety friend Jimmy are playing with dolls." "Who's the other girl?"

"She's...Nazz." Eddy said slightly drooling. "Umm, Eddy? Why are you drooling?" "Eddy, close your mouth! It's so unsanitary!" "Oh shut it Sockhead!" Eddy scowled. "Hey Kaento, wait!" Edd said as Kaento ran out into the street. "Hey Sarah, who's that kid?" Jimmy asked. "I dunno Jimmy, let's go meet him!" "Hello, My name is Kaento!" All the kids rushed over to him while he said that. "Hello, my name is Rolf, welcome newcomer!" "Hey. I'm Kevin." "Hi! My name's Nazz." She giggled. "I'm Jonny and this is Plank!" Jonny said as he pointed to him. "Plank, say hi!" "........" "He's just shy" Jonny shrugged. "Ok then...." "And my name's Sarah." "Don't forget me! I'm Jimmy. Welcome to our quaint cul-de-sac!" "Well, nice to meet you all!"

"Ugh, here comes the dork patrol." Kevin snorted as the Eds came running over. "Hmm, so this is Kevin," Kaento thought "Heh, I guess they were right about Kevin." "Hiya Kevin!" Ed laughed. "Another day another stupid Eddy scam, right Jimmy" "Oh come on, they aren't that bad." Jimmy said defending them. Sarah growled at Jimmy. "Uh, yeah, dumb scams, hehehe" Jimmy said in a quiet tone.

"Ladies and germs, and kids......." Eddy announced as he pointed to a tarp that was covering a large box shaped object, almost half the size of Ed's house, on Ed's driveway. "We have officially began our 5-minute countdown to the 'Grand Opening' of, 'Ed Mart!" Eddy proudly announced as he pulled up the tarp. Under it was a cardoboard building, painted white. The building had a board on the top, with a crudely painted circle with butter toast inside, and the words 'Ed Mart'. "Wow, the dorks actually spelled it right this time." Kevin joked. The kids marveled at it, because it was pretty big. A big clock was hanging crookedly on a lightpost, displaying the time left until the 'Grand Opening'.

"Hey Eddy, your logo is cool! I always eat buttered toast in the morning, aside from clams and vinegar." Jonny said. "Oh boy, a fellow toast lover!" Ed said with his trademark grin on his face. "Yup! The buttered toast logo.....wait a second, BUTTERED TOAST!?!?" Eddy yelped in surprise as he turned to look at it. "Ed, you idiot! You were supposed to draw three bubble 'E's that overlapped each other!" Eddy fumed at Ed. "'E's? I thought you said gravy, but I didn't know how so I made toast, but I didn't want the toast to be un-buttered, because then, the Tree-sucking Dog Hawks from 'Space Leech 20X6' would crush it flat, but I do not want my bestestest pals Eddy and Double D to be crushed like the bumblebee from '7312964 Retina', so I put butter on it!" Ed finished ranting as Eddy smacked his forehead in frustration. "Nevermind, just go tell Double D to set up shop, we should be opening soon.

Chunkypuff: Did you like? I didn't have much lines for Edd, but he'll be here in the next chapter. Anyway, please review!