Chapter 3
Dislcaimer: Man, do you think I own Ed, Edd N' Eddy?
Chunkypuff: Hi everyone! i'm just going to stand here and wait while you read, ok? Ok!
The kids, Kaento, and the Eds, were all gathered in front of the still-closed 'Ed Mart'. Edd was inside, manning the so-called cash register, while Eddy stood outside waiting for the clock to strike 3, which is when they would open. inside, there were various isles, and we see Ed drawing maps on a table by the door. Edd was also fixing up their 'shopping carts' made of cardboard. The floors were covered in uneven wood tiles, which Edd found while they were building, and the walls were made of cardboard, painted gray on the inside.
Various items were things that Eddy, Edd, and Ed had found in the junkyard, like pots and pans, some armchairs, some tools, paint, nails, rubberbands, pillows, and of course, some of Edd's inventions. The isles had items of their sort in them, and it seemed bigger on the inside than it did on the outside. "Couch 40 cents, radio 35 cents, towel 15 cents, ant plush toy 10 cents, jetpack 50 cents!?" Kaento said, surprised. "Man, are these clearance items or what?" Kaento asked Edd. "Well they are a bit reasonable," "A bit!? You usually buy an armchair for 100 dollars! Hello!?" "Ok, I'll admit it, they're very reasonable, but we didn't have to pay for them, as most people do, so they are very inexpensive. And besides that, everything but my inventions were found in a junkyard, and I mean, who would want unsanitary things from a junkyard?" Edd said as he added a hoarse 'yuck' sound and stuck out his tounge. "You mean these are still dirty?" Kaento asked staring at the armchair he just sat in.
"Ewww, fear not, as I have carefully removed 99.9 percent of germs with my new, heavy duty, disinfectant spray!" Edd proclaimed as he whipped out a spray can with a sock hat logo on the front, with the words 'Double D Disinfectant Spray' on the front and under the hat logo it said in small print, 'Sock Hat Co.' "You have a company Double D!?" "No, sadly, it's just me. When I grow up I'll make a company, dedicated to coming up with the newest high-tech gadgets and gizmos and we'll......." Edd trailed off as he imagined his future. "I'm gonna to go check on Eddy." Kaento said as he wheeled around, but during this process however, Edd had fallen onto Kaento, daydreaming about 'Sock Hat Co.' and promptly fell onto the ground as Kaento left.
"Listen up everyone! We've only got 1 more minute left, so get ready to shop!" Eddy announced. The kids let out an ecstatic cheer as the clock was at it's last50 seconds. Edd and Edd came out of the store and Edd was surprised, often the kids were impatient, but this idea seems to have come to be a brilliant one. "Wow Eddy, look at all my fellow space comrades, all ready to join me in the ranks of the buttered toast generals!" Ed said with a full-faced grin. "Don't get your hopes up Lumpy." Eddy joked, and as soon as there was 5 seconds to go everyone started counting. "5......4......3...."
Chunkypuff: Heheheh, like? Watch as the Eds finally make their seemingly perfect scam! Will there be chaos? Will there be success? Will there be buttered toast? Who knows!? Tune in next time to 'The Other, Other, Other, Other, New Kid Fanfic'!