Chapter 4
Disclaimer: This is the last time I'm saying I don't own Ed, Edd N' Eddy. I also don't own any soft drinks at all. I don't own 'Nintendo' or 'Vietiful Joe 2'.
Chunkypuff: I updated fast didn't I? Don't you just love me? Yeah, me neither. Anyway, here we go!
"2......1......WHOOOOOOO!!!!" The kids yelled as Eddy cut the ribbon and welcomed the stampede of kids inside 'Ed Mart'. Edd was waiting at the door handing out maps, shopping carts, and shopping baskets. Ed took some posters from his 'Slug-U-La' and 'Chunkypuff Quarterly' magazines, and his comics, and taping them to the wall. "Double D, start up the cash register, Ed, stand outside with this 'Ed Mart' sign on you and walk around, and Kaento, you can help our valued customers. I'll check the stock." Which obviously meant he would sit in the stock room playing 'Viewtiful Joe 2' on his Gamecube. "Let's move people!" Eddy commanded, and each went off to do their respected jobs.
Ed was having no trouble running back and forth, because of the caffiene of theorange soda he kept in his coat pocket, and because of that, he was able to attract the only person, well, unless you count Plank, who wasn't in the store already. Jonny. He ran in excitedly and Ed continued on his sugar rampage outside. Kaento had to help Sarah get a stool ontop of a 7 foot shelf, and he almost fell because the ladder he was using rolled a bit, but he got it down safe. After that, he had to carry Kevin's stuff, which consisted of an armchair, a boombox, a couple of spare tires, a can of oil, a toolbox, an old rusty bike necklace, and a seat cushion. He almost didn't make it to the cash register, then to Kevin's house, but he got it there, miraculously.
Jonny had asked him to get something for Plank while he went to his hose to get some money. Kaento sighed, it had been 25 minutes, and he couldn't figure out what he wanted, so he just randomly picked up a frog mask and set it near Plank, then left. Later, Jonny came by and said "Thanks for helping Plank, he didn't know what to pick!" Kaento groaned in frustration.
Edd was doing fine, except for a few angry customers, arguing over the price. Eddy got bored of 'Viewtiful Joe 2', so he just walked around watching the Eds and becoming happier with each item in a cart or basket. After they had counted it all, they had exactly $5.20, and Eddy thanked everyone, unusally, and split the money into $1.30 for everyone, and they dreamed of jawbreakers as they slept that night.
The next day, Edd decided to save the money, and they wanted to make more, so they expanded it into Ed's front lawn, explored the junkyard for more things, cleaned them and by the time the second part of the store was finished it was lunch-time. Edd, Kaento, Eddy, and Ed went to Edd's house, Edd and Kaento making hot dogs and cheeseburgers, along with fries, and Ed and Eddy playing 'Tales of Symphonia' on Eddy's Gamecube, which he brought there. Ed and Kaento ate the burgers, and Eddy and Edd ate the hot dogs. each of thm shared the fries, and Eddy made his 'Eddy Special' drink, which was just a mix of Coke, root beer, Sprite Remix, apple juice, and fruit punch, which, surprisingly, tasted pretty good.
They decided on opening the shop from 2 to 5, because they were pretty tired out from all the work. They gained $3.25, and split it 75 cents each, not bad for 3 hours. They went to sleep fulfilled that night, having an actual scam that works. Then Kaento got an idea, an insane one, but an idea nonetheless.
Chunkypuff: What's this idea? Find out in the next chapter!Well, see you next time, bye! Oh yeah, sorry for not including much spoken words, I'll try to do more next time.