ME NO OWN IT! DAMN IT!

Chapter 9

-The Set Up

Mai and Yugi smiled at Mokuba who had greeted them at the door.

"What are you doing here?" Mokuba inquired happily. Mai smiled.

"Just a visit, and making sure that this place is good enough and safe enough for our precious Jou to live in." she replied. Mokuba grinned.

"Okay, but I think the two love bids need to talk and make up first."

"Lovebirds?" Mai inquired.

"What happened?" Yugi asked worriedly. Mokuba smiled.

"They just had a little fight." He replied simply before letting them in.

"You mean they're an item?" Mai questioned him. Mokuba shrugged.

"It seemed like it, but Seto denied it. He probably got embarrassed." Mai nudged Yugi slightly, and the shortie sighed.

'There goes that $50.' He thought silently to himself.

'Yay. Now I can get that pair of shoes I wanted.' Mai smiled at the thought.

"But hey, please don't tell anyone until we're sure of it…I wanna make a big party for it." Mokuba cheered. A sweat drop formed on Yugi's head.

"A party?"

"Mmmhmm." Finally, after climbing step after step, they arrived at their destination.

"Argh. You're such a prick!"

"You stupid dog! You're the one that disobeyed me!"

"Newsflash you ass! I'm not your dog, I don't have to do what you say."

"This is my house, not yours mutt. Therefore you shall do what I say, especially when it involves Mokuba!"

"Well sorry. I didn't know he'd go all hyper like that!"

"Why do you think I told you not to give him any sugar?!"

"Hey, it's not like its obvious that he'd go hyper. What, do you deprive the kid of it or something?"

"Only because of how he gets."

"Well then maybe you should take into consideration that if you feed it to him daily in small amounts he'll get used to it and won't get like that!"

"Ooh, big word. How'd you pull that one off mutt?"

"I'M NOT A MUTT! SO SHUT UP AND GET OUT!"

Mokuba smiled.

"Looks like they're having another lovers quarrel." He chirped before knocking on the door and walking in. "Jou, Seto…Mai and Yugi are here."

"Eh?" Jou looked over to the door. He was pinned to the wall, Seto's hands being the pins that is.

"Is this a bad time?" Yugi inquired. Jou plied Seto's hands off of him and shoved him away.

"Nah Yugi. It's fine." He grinned. "So why ya here?" Seto grunted before gliding out of the room.

"We were just visiting. Making sure this place is a good environment for you." Yugi smiled.

"It would be perfect if you remove Moneybags." Jou said simply. "And the fact that I still don't know my way around that well so I get lost sometimes." He added thoughtfully.

'Hmmm. They don't seem to be a couple yet. Maybe they need a little push.' Just then Mai had a wicked idea. "Who wants to go to the beach." Yugi and Mokuba jumped up enthusiastically and Jou nodded.

"I'll go ask Seto if he wants to come as well. I'm sure he'll want to." Mokuba chirped before running off to his brothers room to find Seto, Yugi following. Jou groaned.

"Aw man."

"What? Don't you two get along still?" Mai inquired. Jou shot a glance her way.

"Are you kidding?" Mai shook her head. "Oh come on. Living with him has probably made in ten times worse." He snapped. Mai clicked her fingers.

"Dang."

"No Mokuba. I'm not going." Seto snapped. Mokuba looked hurt. Yugi sighed.

"But Seto…"

"No."

"Please?"

"No."

"Pretty please?"

"No."

-puppy dog eyes.- Yugi copied.

'Must resist. I'll just say it. No. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no.' "Okay then." 'What?! Where did that come from? I was saying NO!'

"Yay!" Mokuba cheered before pulling him out of the room and stopping. "Wait, we need our swimming clothes." Seto shook his head.

"I am NOT swimming." He said reassuringly. Mokuba pulled the eyes again. 'Okay, you can do it. Just say no.' "Oh okay." 'DAMN THOSE DAMNABLE EYES!!!'

"Thanks Seto!" Mokuba hugged his big brother before running off to get his stuff.

"Argh. I can't believe this." Seto hissed at himself before going back into his room and getting his stuff.

"Come on Kaiba, it can't be that bad." Yugi said reassuringly. Seto shot him a hot glare.

Seto's POV

God I hate this. I'm in the limo that is driving us to the beach…THE BEACH! I could be doing work, but nooooo, I had to give in to Mokuba's damn eyes and say yes. We finally get there and get out. The limo sat for a while as we looked around.

"Yay! We've got it all to ourselves." I watch as Jou and Mokuba run off to the water and start splashing each other. A slight smile creeps on to my face…the mutt is so-NO! What was I thinking? No really, what was I about to say? Actually, I don't think I wanna know. I frown. How did that thought get in there anyway?

"Well, we'll be off then. We got something really important to do." Mai says. I wasn't paying attention and wave it off, then snapping back int reality snap my head round and watch as my limo carries Mai and Yugi away.

"Shit." I curse. "That litt- Argh." Suddenly I'm being pulled backward. I look around to see Mokuba and the Mutt pulling me towards the water. "Holy- NOO!" I shout at them. Muttly is grinning now. I dig my heels into the sand but to no prevail. And…

SPLASH!!!

I was in the water.

Well? Was it good? Oh, by the way, I love all you reviewers! You're so kind! Here's the preview for the next chap.

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HOW THAT HELL DID THAT POP INTO MY HEAD?! I HATE THAT-THAT-that…Oh jeez…what's wrong with me. These thoughts are very disturbing. And it's all the mutts fault! -.- I swear when I get my hands on hi-Argh they did it again those brats!