I-I… …IDON'TOWNYU-GI-OHDAMNIT!

Chapter 11

-Disturbing

SPLASH!!!

I was in the water.

"Damnit you guys!" I hiss at them as I spit out the liquid in my mouth. They laugh at me with pure amusement. I glare at the mutt who seemed to be laughing the hardest and splashed him, the water going into his mouth.

"Ack!" e chokes on the water for a moment before laughing again.

"Shut up you stupid dog." I snap. He stops laughing and looks at me. It would seem that I look very funny because even though I called him a dog he started laughing again, clutching at his side, and trying to rid the pain in it. I get up sharply and turn to leave the water, but Mokuba grabs my hand and does those damnable eyes again.

"You said you'd swim with us." He reminds me. I sigh.

"Okay Mokuba." I say in defeat as I let him drag me out further. Jou quirks a brow.

"He's actually gonna stay? Wow." He says with only slight disbelief. I look at him with contempt. He pokes his tongue out at me. Now I have a better way to put that to use… HOW THAT HELL DID THAT POP INTO MY HEAD?! I HATE THAT THAT that…Oh jeez…what's wrong with me. These thoughts are very disturbing. And it's all the mutts' fault! -.- I swear when I get my hands on hi-Argh they did it again those brats!

"Stop splashing me!" I say coldly. Doggie over here grins. "What are you up to?" I inquire suspiciously. He shakes his head.

"Nothing moneybags. Absolutely nothing."

"I don't like the way you said that." I admit before looking around for Mokuba. He was behind me, making a very obscure sandcastle that sort of resembled a spider. Just at that moment I felt someone jab me in the back and I whipped round, and was immediately shoved backward into the water again. "Argh you stupid mutt!" He grins.

"It was too good to miss." He tells me before I grab his hand and pull him down. He falls beside me with a splash and I stand stare at him. Oh no, he's not moving.

"Muttly?" I ask uncertainly. He just lies there, his face under water. "Mutt? Get up! Oh god…Get up." I order before grabbing him and pulling him back up. "You ass!" I shout as he laughs again. I push him back and watch as he loses balance and falls flat on his ass. He's cu-NOT AGAIN! I'll rid myself of these disturbing thoughts once and for all…besides. I hate the guy, so why am I thinking of him that way? Argh this is confusing. I know I got the first disturbing thought yesterday…and it stuck without me realising, and now this? Can my life get any weirder? I shouldn't harvest these feelings…so.

WHAM BAM!

"Uh, you two? What are you doing?" oh yeah…I shouldn't set a bad example for Mokuba. I quickly get off the mutt who I had just wrestled to the ground for a screaming match and look and Mokuba. "Is Jou drowning or something? I know! You were gonna give him mouth to mouth resuscitation!" The kid chirps as he clicks his fingers. My eyes bug out.

"No I wasn't!" I shout before pulling Jou up by the upper arm and shoving him away. "See! He wasn't even drowning." I looked at the blonde beside me… "Well, Mutt? Are you okay." I let go of his arm and he falls back into the water. "Shit! Doggie! Don't die! Oh no! He was laughing while under water!" I hurriedly drag him onto the sand and look at Mokuba. "You wanna do mouth to mouth?" I ask him unsurely. He shakes his head as a definite no.

"No! you do it. You're his boyfriend." He tells me. I quirk a brow.

"oh that's it. He can stay dead." He coughs a little and I look down at him. Mokuba was now running around in circles screaming something like… 'Help! Jou's dead!' and 'Hurry Seto! Do mouth to mouth!' okay, I don't want someone to die just because I refused to do something as simple as mouth to mouth resuscitation. So I swallow my pride and lean down to do it. 1 2 3…

"Wake up you dog." I hiss. Suddenly he starts to cough up water. "I'm a genius!" the blonde turns over and spit out a whole heap of water.

"Ack." Now Mokuba had stopped running and was kneeling beside the mutt. Jou started to breath heavily. I smile slightly. Thank god. And it was kind fu-NO DAMNIT! BAD THOUGHTS! BAD BRAIN! BAD SETO! I hit myself on the head repeatedly, trying to rid myself of the thoughts. "Ack, what's up with him?" Muttly asks Mokuba with some difficulty as he tries to get air. I stop hitting myself and look at Mokuba who replied.

"He just saved your life. You should thank him."

"Him?"

"Mmmhmm. He did mouth to mouth." At this Jou was up like a missile and running as far away from me as he could it kind of hurt.

"Stay away from me! You're trying to kill me!" he shouts back as he plops down and starts rocking back and forth. I sigh and start t walk over to him. He scurries back a little before points at me. "Get back you beast."

"You're the beast Muttly." I retort before I reach out for him and grip onto his wrist. He looks at it with suspicion. I roll my eyes and lift him off the ground so he's standing, then start to drag him to the limo which had suddenly appeared out of thin air. Must be my mind powers!

Hehehe…next chap will be fun…Here's the preview, and remember, its just to give you the idea of the next chap, it's not word for word! .

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And tonight's news… … …Is Seto Kaiba Gay? We see some clips of the famous Seto Kaiba with his younger brother, and a mystery boy. In this part The Mystery Boy had been laying on the sand, and Seto came up and kissed him. Isn't that cute?

"That wasn't a kiss you low life scum! That was mouth to mouth resuscitation! Damn I hate reporters!" Seto yelled in fury as they showed some more clips of himself with Jou…that had been modified somehow. "The stupid-"

Well, I better get typing the next chapter then. See ya!

Wuv Jaye