I really shouldn't care, but I DO DAMNIT! I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh. -.- happy now?

Chapter 12

-Damn those damnable, bloody, stupid, asses that call themselves real reporters! GRRR!

Mokuba, Seto, and Jou sat in the black limo, as the driver drove them back to the Kaiba Mansion.

"Are we there yet?" Mokuba inquired. Seto shook his head.

"No Mokuba, we're not there yet. But we're close." He told his adorable brother. Jou was looking out the window with interest.

"Hey look, reporters!" he exclaimed as he watched with interest. Sure enough, there were reporters driving in the car next to them with all their techno stuff in the back. The lady driving looked very happy about something. Seto grunted.

"So?" Jou stuck his tongue out.

"It's quite interesting." Jou said casually. Obviously he'd forgotten that Seto had given him mouth to mouth.

"No it's not." Seto snorted at the look he was given by Jou. It was classical!

"FINALLY!" Mokuba squealed before jumping out of the car and running to the oak doors. "I HATE THE BEACH! PEOPLE DIE THERE!" He shouted before the doors swung open and he ran in quickly. Jou giggled.

"Shut up you ass." Seto demanded. "He's been traumatised. And you're the one to blame."

"Am not."

"Are too."

"am not."

"Are too."

"Am not."

"Are too."

20 minutes later and watching news

"Am not"

"Are too."

"Am not."

"Are too."

"AM NOT!"

"ARE TOO!"

"D2."

"Huh?" Jou giggled.

"R2D2. Star Wars."

"Eh?" Jou raised a brow.

"You've never seen star wars?" He asked. Seto shook his head.

"No." he said bluntly. Jou laughed lightly.

"Oh my god. Loser!" Seto glared at the blonde 'dog'.

"Shut up you creep." Seto demanded.

And now…Is Seto Kaiba gay? Seto spat out the coffee he had made. The stunning evidence of his sexual preference and his boyfriend. Jou grinned.

"I didn't know you were gay. And it's all over the news too!" he chirped. Seto glared at him.

"I am not gay and I don't have a boyfriend!" The clips started to play.

The TV showed Seto at the beach with Mokuba and someone else…someone blonde…someone Jou-ish.

"ACK! I'M ON THE NEWS!"

"Seto Kaiba and the mysterious blonde were at the beach when our very own Amelia Cotzac stumbled upon them and started taping." The clip started playing where Seto was doing mouth to mouth. "And it seems the beach really is a romantic place. Kaiba and his boyfriend seemed to be having a lot of fun."

"I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE GAY WITH ME! AND HOW DID THEY KNOW I WAS GA-Oh shit."

"Don't swear in front of Moku- wait…did you just say you're gay?" 'Oh my god! We can be gay together! NO BAD SETO! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!'

"Stop looking at me like that you ass!" Jou snapped in annoyance as his face turned a deep shade of crimson. Seto smirked.

"The pair shared a passionate kiss."

"CAN'T THEY TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A KISS AND MOUTH TO MOUTH RESUSCITATION?!"

The TV started playing the part of the day where Seto pulled Jou off the ground and dragged him back to the limo. "Aren't they cute when they hold hands? But how will people react? I'm sure a lot of the girls and guys out there will be very sad indeed. I'm Lena Archer on 6 o'clock news."

"THAT WAS TOTALLY MODIFIED TO LOOK LIKE WE WERE A COUPLE WHEN THEY KNOW WE'RE NOT!" Both Jou and Seto shouted at the TV. Mokuba smiled.

"Come on guys, no need to get embarrassed." He cheered before skipping out of the room. Seto and Jou exchanged nervous glances at each other before Seto stormed out of the room to make some phone calls.

'This time tomorrow I'll be demanding a public apology from those damnable wannabe reporters.' He thought to himself. Jou sighed.

"Damn this is awkward." He mumbled before plopping down on the couch and flicking through the channels to find something good to watch.

Well, that was a little off, but still. Well here's the next preview.

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Seto opened his eyes and looked around.

"This isn't my room…wait a minute, this is…" he looked beside him and saw a sleeping, and drooling Jou next to him. "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Jou snapped an eye open and saw Seto beside him screaming.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM YOU PRICK?!"

Hehehehehe. Well, gotta go now. See ya!

Wuv Jaye