Well it was a normal day in the old Power Rangers super sonic flame throwing force field super duper lightning fast edition hide out, which was a lot different from the Power Rangers super DUPER sonic flame throwing force field super duper lightning fast edition hide out, this one had automatic flushing toilets which made a big difference when battling old Japanese outcast sesame street members whom they like to call their enemies. Anyways, around morning time the Power Rangers get a call with " GO GO FLOWER RANGERS! TIME TO GO! GO GO FLOWER RANGERS!" as their ring tone. (The phone company isn't a big Power Rangers fan as you can tell.) Green Ranger is the first to lightning hop out of his bed and yank on his spandex! (WHOOOOO GO GREEN RANGER!!!… Sorry I tend to get excited at times.) He dashes out of the room and dives for the phone! He picks it up and says to the mayor of the city on the other line…. "Green Ranger super duper duper sonic flame throwing lightning fast extra tight spandex tree hugger edition reporting for duty!"… " I'm sorry your call cannot be completed as dialed you may need additional digits to complete your call please hang up or try again later thank you." Shocked at the Mayor's Voice the Green Ranger at lighting speed wakes up the other rangers! " Rangers wake up hurry the mayor has been mutated by evil Japanese outcast sesame street members, into a woman!" "Oh no!" they all scream in unison and then they do that really creepy dance thing that I don't even want to explain because it brings back bad memories. Anyway, the super duper whatever rangers dash out of there secret hide out (it would be more secret if not every 8 year old kid in America knew where it was) and jump in their super cool super fast bright red Power Rangers mobile!! Or you could just call it an Oldsmobile with red construction paper on it, whatever works for you. They blast over at the speed of light to the Mayors office!!!!!!!! (Translation: 12MPH) They quickly run (if you could call it that) to the door, but on the way the Yellow Ranger trips on a pebble and falls to the ground! HOW WILL THEY GO ON!!??? The Yellow Ranger manages to speak to the Rangers even though he is in an extreme amount of pain," go go on with out me…" "But Yellow Ranger without you we cant be a full color spectrum!'' The other Rangers cry out, and suddenly… WHAT HAPPENS TO OUR SO CALLED "HEROES"??!! DOES THE YELLOW RANGER LIVE TO SEE ANOTHER DAY??!!! DOES THE BLACK RANGER EVER RENEW HIS SUBSCRIPTION TO SPANDEX OF THE MONTH CLUB???!!!! DO YOU EVEN CARE???!!! IF SO READ ON NEXT WEEK FOR ANOTHER EXCITING EDITION OF POWER RANGERS SUPER SUPER DUPER SONIC SPANDEX TREE HUGGING LIGHT SPEED REALLY FAST RAINBOW OBSESSED EDITON!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO Go Go PoWeR rangers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rangers for LIFE!!!
