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Chapter 13

- I'VE BEEN VIOLATED!

Jou, finally finding something to watch, layed down and started to pay close attention. It was a marathon of The Lord Of The Ring.

A few hours- scratch that, hours and hours later

Jou's snoring was filling the room, and his drool was slipping from his parted lips. Just then Seto stepped into the room and looked at the TV which much to his surprise was still on. Just then Gollum bit off Frodo's finger.

"Sucker Elijah you ass!" Seto cheered before he heard some snores erupt. He looked over to the couch and saw Jou sleeping. He absently smiled as he took the remote and switched the television off. Then he turned to Jou. He was drooling. "Uh, that couch costs $4 000. He's not sleeping there." He told himself. He looked around before shrugging and leaning down to take the blonde pup into his arms. Once that was accomplished he started to walk up the stairs to find Jou's room.

Mokuba watched from a far as he turned the perfectly innocent scene into something not so innocent. This is how he took it in: Seto, was taking his love to the bedroom to –ahem– and his bet was in the morning they'd wake up together. He giggled quietly before going to bed.

When Seto found the room he placed Jou on the bed gently and went to leave, but Jou's arm went flying around, and with great force into his stomach, causing him to fall back and hit his head on the skirting board. "Ow! Ooh, I feel dizzy." He announced as he got up and staggered out of the room, turning a corner and looping back again without realising it. He went into what he thought was his own room and staggered over to the bed, the swirls almost completely blinding him. He flopped down on the bed and pulled the covers over himself before dozing off into a deep and needed sleep.

Seto opened his eyes and looked around.

"This isn't my room…wait a minute, this is…" he looked beside him and saw a sleeping, and drooling Jou next to him. "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Jou snapped an eye open and saw Seto beside him screaming.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM YOU PRICK?!"

"THIS IS MY-wait. I know what must have happened. I must have been so blinded from the hit to the head that I didn't realise I had gone in a circle and came back in here." He said calmly. But inside his heart was racing. 'Why? WHY DAMNIT?!' his head screamed at him.

"But still…I'VE BEEN VIOLATED!"

Mokuba woke up suddenly.

"What's with all the screaming?" He inquired no one before going to find the source.

Seto looked at the clock…

"SCHOOL!"

"WHAT?! OH NO! WE MISSED SCHOOL YESTERSAY AND WE'RE LATE!" The two bolted to get changed and ran out, skipping breakfast and forgetting their lunch. When they got to the school they ran out and stopped in front of the doors. "I'm going in first…you go in later." Jou said before he ran in, Seto shrugged.

"Wait, why me?" He suddenly changed his mind and ran after the blonde, chasing him into their class.

"Why weren't you at school yesterday?" The teacher snapped when they sat down.

"I was sick." Jou said quickly. Seto nodded.

"And I was looking after hi-my work." He snapped coldly. Jou sweat dropped.

"Oh yeah? Then tell me…were you at the beach?" Seto and Jou let their heads drop to the desk. "You shouldn't skip school for reasons like that boys." Mr. Flamingo snapped at them. Jou lifted his head slightly.

"But it wasn't like that! We are not a couple. Those stupid reporters knew that, they just wanted to have fun and embarrass us, and have a good story to tell!" he said, but the teacher didn't believe them.

"Then why were you kissing?"

"We weren't kissing!" Seto hissed.

"He was giving me mouth to mouth resuscitation because he almost killed me!" Jou added. The teacher raised a brow. "What? He was. He almost made me die from drowning." Seto nodded furiously.

"Riiiiight, you've got after school detention for lying, for being late, and for not coming to school for a reason that could make people puke." Jou pouted.

"I could sue you for this." Seto snapped. The teacher sneered.

"Go ahead."

The rest of the day was pure hell for the pair, they had people laughing at them, whispering about them, all sorts of things. During their breaks they steered well away from each other.

"So Jou, how was it?" Jou blushed furiously at Mai's question.

"WOULD YOU ALL SHUT UP! WE ARE NOT A COUPLE AND THAT'S FINAL!" He shouted. Mai grinned.

"Okay." She chirped. Honda looked a little nervous to be around Jou.

"Honda…if you're worried about that then don't be." Jou sighed.

"I'm not worried…just feeling a little weird." He told his friend. Jou sighed again.

"Whateva." He mumbled before clonking down on the ground. "I'm stuffed. I haven't eaten at all today." He rubbed his stomach as it growled slightly saying, 'GIVE ME FOOD YOU LITTLE BUGGER!' Just then Yugi got taller. "Yami?"

"Yes?" Yami inquired. Jou sighed yet again.

"Nothing." Just then a shout was heard from the office at which they were sitting next to.

"I DEMAND THAT YOU LET ME USE THE BLOODY PHONE! I NEED TO MAKE SOME VERY IMPORTANT CALLS AND I FORGOT MY CELL PHONE!" They knew who it was at once.

"You mean he actually forgot his phone?" Honda snorted.

"We were in a rush." Jou exclaimed as he layed back. "The sky is pretty."

"Okay, now I find it hard to believe that you're not a couple. Otherwise you wouldn't be so-so-so weird today!"

Well?

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-Seto, I am your father…-

'Really?'

-No, not really. I'm joking. I'm actually your second mind. Or your alternate personality that lives within you.- Seto sweat dropped.

'Okay then…what?'

-you like Jou don't you?-

'The mutt? No way.'

-ADMIT IT!-

'But I don't.'

-DO-

'DON"T!

-If you admit it and accept I'll go away-

'Fine…I do like the mutt, and I accept it…but I still don't like it.'

-I'm baaack!-

'Oh god, what'd I do this time?'

-Mokuba has a school play in ten minutes.-

"SHIT!"