I'm Falling For The Mutt!

by Schizophrenic Kitten

Jou get’s abused by his father, and nobody knows…or do they? Seto finds out, and he goes to the watchyamaccalit for help. But when it means that Jou has to stay at his mansion for a while, will he start to get feelings for the mutt? Yaoi. SxJ

14. An Alternate Personality Within, And A L...

I really don't like disclaimers…what do they achieve? If I really did own Yu-Gi-Oh do you really think that I'd be on this, or do you really think that Seto wouldn't end up getting with Jou? -.-

Chapter 14

-An Alternate Personality Within…And A Little Surprise…

Jou groggily staggered into the bathroom, still half asleep. He had been up all night thinking about how lame it was that even his friends didn't believe him about the whole boyfriend thing. As he went to get in the shower he hit something hard. Slowly he looked up…

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" (Is it even possible to scream for that long?)

"Stupid mutt! GET OUT!" Jou bolted from the bathroom, running from the mental pictures he had in his mind. A dark crimson plagued his face as he dived into his bed and hid under the covers. 5 minutes later there was a knock on the door.

"What?" Jou called out. Seto opened the door.

"Just so you know, the bathroom is free." And with that he was gone. Jou sighed.

"Aw man."

Seto sighed.

"Man, that was…scary."

-Seeeeetooooo. I am your father.- Seto snapped his head round.

'Really?'

-no…not really, I was just giving ya shit. I'm actually, your alternate personality that dwells deep inside of you.- Seto sweat dropped.

'I think have the mutt here is driving me crazy.'

-ah, but if the mutt left then you would be very sad, wouldn't you.-

'No.'

-DAMNIT IF I SAY YOU WILL THEN YOU WOULD BE!-

'You need anger management more than I do.'

-I am you.-

'Oh yeah, forgot.'

-just admit that you love the guy.-

'But…I don't.'

-yes you do.-

'not.'

-do-

'not'

-DO NO BACKS YOU ASS!-

'DO!'

-NOT! No wait, YOU TRICKED ME!-

Seto stuck his tongue out. "AH! I'm starting to act like him!" he hit himself in the head and an –Oof- sounded. 'Hey, that was cool…you dead yet?'

-I can't die till you do.-

'damnit!'

-Just admit you like him and I'll go away.-

'NO BECAUSE I DON"T!'

-Now who needs anger management?-

'Piss off.'

-Admit you love him, and accept it and I will!-

'FINE! I'm falling for that damnable mutt and I accept it! … But I still don't like it.' The voice in his head disappeared. 'THANKYOU!' After that Jou and Seto went to school, and they managed to last the day without people hassling them. Don't people forget quickly? .

Now we enter the dinnertime…

Jou was pigging out on the food that was in front of him, whilst Seto was lost in thought.

'Something's missing…something important. But what?'

-I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!- Seto dropped his head to the table, unfortunately for him it landed on his plate which was filled with gravy.

"Uh, Kaiba? Why'd ya do that?"

'WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME YOU LITTLE BUGGER?!'

-Think real hard…what's missing from this picture?- Seto thought for a moment.

'Ummm…I don't know.'

-THINK DAMNIT!-

'What?'

-Mokuba has a school play in ten minutes you ass!- Seto shot up from the table and zoomed out of the room.

"Uh, what's up with him? Better follow. Could be something important."

Hehehehehe…I like voices in the back of my head. If I get bored I start talking with them…aannnyways. Here's the preview for the next happie chappie! .

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"Mokuba said he was the main character, and they're doing something called Cinderella." Seto explained to Jou as they waited for the show to start. Jou sweat dropped.

"So he's the prince?" Suddenly the lights went out and someone moved onto the stage, the stage lights flickered on. And the girl playing Cinderella started humming to herself…wait…something was different…something very wrong.

'OH MY GOD!'

Well, See ya, ya happy chap's.

Wuv Jaye