I don't own Teen Titans, if I did, I would so be reading these stories for ideas for future episodes. Wouldn't you guys? Oh, the parts in bold have a little author's note on the bottom of the chapter. Their number indicates which note they go to. Sorry, I'd use asteriks, but stupid won't let me.Read during or after the chapter, you choose.


"But, why must you go, Robin?" Starfire asked as she helped Robin pack his suit case.

"'Cause he's my cousin, Star. He has the coolest treehouse in his back yard." Robin said, locking his suitcaseand removing his mask.

"Then, may I come?" Starfire asked with her back turned while Robin was transforming into Dick Grayson.

"Hahaha. Why would you want too?"

"Your cousin seems to be what you would call, 'cool'."

"It's against Earth customs to bring your girlfriend to a family visit."

"Ah." She said, walking with him to the shore of Titans Island where Cyborg, Beast Boy and Raven were waiting to say good-bye. "Farewell Robin."

"Bye, Star." He said getting into the boat that would take him to the taxi that woud take him to the airplane. "If you guys need me, just call me."

It wasn't until Robin was half-way to the cab when Starfire shouted, "HIS GIRLFRIEND!?!?!?"

Elsewhere...

1)"DIN-duhduhduhduhduhduh-DIN! YEAH! Saturday! Dun-dihdihdihdihdihdihdih-din!" Wally said walking to the tree house in Nigel's backyard.

The elevator greeted him at the tree's base. "Operative Numbuh?" The English Woman's (a.k.a. Nigel's mom) recorded voice asked.

"Four."

"Password?"

"Rock'n'roll! YEAH!" Wally started to play air guitar.

"Incorrect password. Scanners indicate password was changed last week with a hint attached."

"What was the hint again?" He asked, scratching his head.

"Her name sounds like what an Oreo is."

2)"Oreos are tasty, so... no. Oreos are... yummy? Is it Yumi?"

"No. How thick can you get? I'll give you better hints. Tall, dark hair, Japanese. Her numbuh rhymes with "free"?"

Wally was thinking so hard, you could almost hear the gears turning in his head. "Wait a minute! There's no such number as 'free'."

3) The tree fell over anime-style with a huge sweatdrop.

"Wally!" A high-pitched girl voice shouted from across the back.

"Kuki?" Numbuh Four asked.

"About time, you bloody wanker- I mean, password accepted." The elevator pulled Numbuh Four up into the treehouse at sound barrier-breaking speeds, leaving Numbuh Three to wonder why he rushed off so fast.


As it turns out, I don't own 'Codename: Kids Next Door' either. Who knew? Well? Love it? Hate it? Need it in braille? I'm not posting another chapter until I'm sure you guys have a view on it. If you like it, I'll post outta love. If you don't like it, I'll post outta spite. Nooch.

1(You know how Numbuh Four is always making that sounds like he's playing a retarded Ukelele? That's what it is. Still not sure? Watch Operation: N.U.G.G.E.T.)

2(Hi Hi Puffy Ami Yumi)

3(This is part Teen Titans!)