So, I was waiting for the muse to descend all week, until I read all of your reviews. You inspired me. However, I must ask that all of you sign your reviews, or give your names if you don't want to sign in. I don't know why, but my alter-ego wants it. Onward to the story then!
P.S. PETTIT PROJECT ROCKS!!!
Numbuh Four was rubbing his neck, trying to recover from the whiplash, when Numbuh Two called him over to the microwave.
"Hey, Numbuh Four, do you know what I really hate?"
"Uh, corn dogs that don't cook all the way?"
Ding Numbuh Two opened the microwave and pulled out his corn dogs. He took a bite, then spit it out. "Blegh! How'd you know?"
"Lucky guess. Where's Numbuh One?"
"Nigel's in his house, waiting for his cousin to get here." Numbuh Five said from her position on the couch, where she was absent-mindedly flipping through a magazine.
"Ooh! Thatis today, isn't it!?" Numbuh Three said, walking off of the elevator lift.
They lounged about the tree house for a better part of the day. When it was 6:30 p.m., Numbuh Three decided to walk home.
"I'll walk with you Kuki." Numbuh Four said, hopping up from the couch where he was thrashing Numbuh Two at Super Smash Bros. Melee.
Numbuh Three giggled. "But Wally, you live in the other direction."
"Well, yeah, but, eh..."
"He's gotta pick up some candy for me." A tall figure said, stepping off the elevator lift with his cousin Nigel.
"Yeah! And the candy store is on the way to your house, so-"
"RICHIE!" Numbuh Three giddily shouted, completely passing Numbuh Four and running to Dick "Richie" Grayson, and giving him a hug.
"Hey, Kuki. How's my favorite little Japanese princess?"
Kuki giggled, Wally got angry. "Who is this guy Num-"
Numbuh Five covered Wally's mouth and pulled him into her room.
"Oy! What do you think you're doing, sheila?"
"Richie doesn't know about the Kids Next Door, and that's for the best."
"Why not?"
"He lives with Bruce Wayne, and is the heir to his fortune!"
"Who?"
"Bruce Wayne, the richest man in Gotham City. The guy makes Edwin Alva and Bill Gates look homeless!"
"Who're those guys?"
"For Pete's sake, Wallabe, don't you read Business Weekly?"
"No. And who's Pete?"
WHAP! Abby hit him in the heda with her magazine.
"Shut up, stupid. Listen, if Richie found out about the KND, he would wanna give us money for stuff. Then Father would be know where the Sector V base was."
"Well crud, can't the guy just look out his window? We're the only 20 story tree house in the tri-state area!" He shouted after her
as she walked out. He followed.
Bwahahaha! Youse guys and girls know you love it. So, should I overhaul this episode (see? It's not a chapter. It's an episode, like the ones I periodically have), or what? Also, any suggestions about what A.S.K.H.E.R.O.U.T. should stand for? Oh! And if you have any 2x4 inventions you want in the story, TELL ME! If you don't know who Edwin Alva is, he's the main antagonist in the comic book Hardware, and a major antagonist in the Static Shock show. Gotta rep my homies at D.C./Milestone.
P.S. PETTIT PROJECT ROCKS!!!