I HATE THESE DAMNABLE THINGS! DAMN DISCLAIMERS! SO I DON'T OWN Yu-Gi-Oh?! BIG DEAL!

Chapter 19

-Mokuba's Birthday.

Mokuba jumped around excitedly.

"SETO! It's time to meet the others!" He called out. Jou stood next to him nodding furiously, even though Seto couldn't see him.

"I'm coming!" Seto answered as he walked onto the room. "That's odd." He mumbled.

"What's odd?" Jou inquired. Seto looked up at him.

"The fact that $4 000 is missing from our account." He replied. Mokuba gasped.

"Really now?" he asked. Both Seto and Jou eyed him suspiciously. "Uh, gotta go! Come on!" he quickly cheered before leaving the room with his crouches helping him along. Seto sighed.

"He's hiding something." He told himself before both him and Jou followed the excited Mokuba.

Marik, Bakura, Yami (I gave them their own bodies!) Yugi, Malik, Ryou, Anzu, Honda, Otogi, Shizuka, Mai, Seto, Jou and Mokuba walked, well, sorta, around the place called Flame Wall Hill. It was a very large tourist attraction, and was known for the very large chairlift that was known to break down a lot. (It's exactly like Arthur's Seat which is in Victoria and also breaks down a lot! I've been on it! WHHEEEEEE!)

"Cool! Let's go on that!" Mokuba chirped as he pointed to the large chairlift. Everyone except Seto cheered a yes.

"No."

"Well hello there." Came an Irish sounding voice. The gang turned to see Jaye, Lys, and Jyn. (They're half-Irish!) But only Jaye had the accent. Her flaming red hair was flowing in the wind.

"Shit." Seto hissed.

"Seto!" Mokuba snapped. "Don't swear in front of me you ass!" Seto quirked a brow.

"That was a poor attempt at me." He told his little brother. Mokuba grinned at the three girls.

"Hi." He chirped.

"How's the leg?" Lys inquired him. Mokuba shrugged.

"Okay, but I'm still scared to get in a car." He added the last part as he shot a glare at Jaye.

"What?" she asked childishly. Seto glared at her.

"THAT WAS YOU?! YOU MANIAC! HE SUFFERED MAJOR TRAUMA FROM THAT! YOU SHOULD BE IN JAIL FOR RECKLESS DRIVING!" He shouted at her. Jaye cringed.

"Well, sorrrry. I panicked. BAKURA!" she without warning glomped Bakura.

"Jaye…" he whimpered slightly as she kissed him on the cheek. "Why are you here?"

"To go on the chairlift." She chirped. (By the way, Bakura and Jaye are a couple, and Marik and Lys are one. They met a while ago…oh, and Malik and Ryou are one too in case ya wanted to know.)

"Oh that's just perfect, I don't want you hanging around my brother." He snapped coldly.

"Relax, it's two to a seat." After that they organised the pairs. This is how it went in order.

1st: Yugi and Yami.

2nd: Anzu and Mai.

3rd: Honda and Otogi (They're a couple)

4th: Jyn and Rowan. (Their cousin...who has an obsession with smoking. Literally he does. Instead of getting a dessert, he had a cigarette when we went out the other day. . and we went on the chair lift too.)

5th: Ryou and Malik.

6th: Marik and Bakura.

7th: Lys and Jaye.

8th: Jou and Seto. . (every one else had clung to each other and told them they had to go on together before they could protest!)

9th: Mokuba and Shizuka.

Okay, Yugi and Yami got on the seat and were carried off. A minute or two later the next seat came round and Anzu and Mai jumped on. Then H&O, then J&R, then R&M, then M&B, then L&J –who were over enthusiastic- then J&S, then M&S. Lets go to Jou and Seto. They were just getting to a steep part when they suddenly stopped. Jou looked down.

"Is this meant to happen?" he asked unsurely. Seto shook his head.

"I don't think so." He told the other boy. Jou took up a nervous look.

"Oh no! We're gonna die!" he called out nervously. Seto shook his head.

"Stay calm and we won't you ass." He hissed at the squirming blonde. Jou looked back to see if Shizuka was okay.

"You okay?" he called out to them. Shizuka nodded simply with a huge smile.

"Fine Jou! Turn around, you might fall!" Shizuka called back. Jou turned around and Mokuba and Shizuka grinned mischievously.

"LET'S SING TO GET OUR MINDS OFF THINGS!" Lys shouted out. Seto groaned.

'I've already got someone singing songs that I hate Damnit!'

-Bananas, in pyjamas. Are coming down the stairs. Bananas, in pyjamas are chasing teddy bears. And on Tuesday is the day they catch their underwear. (Is that completely right. I think it is from memory. –Blushes-)

"1 000 000 BOTLES OF BEAR ON THE WALL! 1 000 000 BOTTLES OF BEAR! YOU TAKE ONE DOWN. PASS IT AROUND. 999 999 BOTTLES OF BEAR ON THE WALL! 999 999 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL! 999 999 BOTTLES OF BEAR! YOU TAKE ONE DOWN PASS IT AROUND. 999 998 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL. 999 998-"

Some time later

"MINUS 3 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL. MINUS THREE BOTTLES OF BEER. YOU TAKE ONE DOWN--EAH THIS IS GETTING OLD!" Seto sighed in relief.

"Thankyou."

"THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS! YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

Ten minutes later.

"I can't believe they haven't run out of air yet." Jou said in amazement. Seto groaned.

"I can."

-Mr. Squiggle. The man from the moon!-

"Ah!" Jou yelped as the thing started to move again.

"Aw man! This sucks! They haven't-ooh look at that!" Mokuba was saying, and his voice was travelling with the wind over to Seto and Jou. Seto quirked a brow.

"He's up to something." He announced as he looked back to his half pint brother who was deep in conversation with Shizuka. When they finally got off Jou scrambled over to the footpath and waited for the others. Once Seto reached him Jou opened his mouth to say something, but instead started to choke.

"Hey, hey! What's wrong?" Seto asked worriedly as he patted Jou's back.

"Now this is interesting!" Mokuba chirped as he pulled out his video camera. "Oh yeah, I gotta pay that guy for making the thing break down!" He reminded himself. Seto snapped his head around to Mokuba. "Oh, did I say I payed someone to make the chairlift break down, I meant I payed someone to make the limo break down so I wouldn't have to get shoved in their with a maniac again!"

"Hey! I'm proud of being a maniac thanks!"

"Mokuba…" Seto said in a deathly tone.

"Ack! Swallowed! Swallowed a fly!" Jou spat out as he started to spit repeatedly.

"GROSS!" Seto shouted as he stepped away from the mutt. (My dog likes to eat flies! Oh, and that bit was from real life experience! I still have the feeling it's flying around in my stomach. Stupid fly…just had to dive bomb my mouth -.-)

"Blah! Disgusting!" Jou spat again as he rushed over to a cola machine and inserted some money so he could rid himself of the feral taste. "COLA!"

"Jou, are you okay?" Yugi questioned him. Jou shook his head as he took a huge drink from his cola before starting to choke again.

"It went down wrong." He reassured everyone. They sighed in relief before they started off again. Seto sending Mokuba looks that clearly said, 'kiddo, if you don't tell me I'll-I'll-I'll kill your playmate Jou!'

"Mokuba if you don't tell me what's going on then I will kill yo-uh, your uh, some one!" Seto said with slight difficulty. Mokuba nervously smiled.

"Umm, I think I'm gonna puke! Excuse me!"

YAY! Nearly finished! Oh and hey, if you want a sequel then reviw and say so then!

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BRING BRING!

Seto left the dinner to answer the phone.

"Hello?"

"Kaiba?"

"Yes?"

"It's about Jou…His father is ready to take him back."

Well, only two chaps to go…or maybe one. Depends. Anyways. BYE!

Wuv Jaye