"Miroku I'm boooored!!"
"Shippou why don't you see what Inuyasha is up to."
"But he always hits me." Shippou wined
Furtively reaching under the folds of his robe Miroku drew out a small smooth rock.
"Well this gem is imbued with spiritual power, guaranteed to subdue your enemies."
"Really? It looks just like a rock."
"No no, I assure you this is a very powerful spiritual artifact."
"I'll take it."
"FUfufuh, just you wait Inuyasha!" Shippou snickered.
-5 minutes later-
"Uh what happened to you Shippou?"
"It didn't work, he thumped me pretty good."
"You didn't just throw it at him did you?"
"Ah, yeah. Why?"
"Oh well, It's a spiritual suppository, you gotta stick it up there pretty good for it to work."
"…" Shippou gulped.
" You don't have any bran muffins do you?"