Is it wrong if I have more fun writing from the viewpoint of the people who aren't the main characters? Cuz Ginny and Draco are kinda boring. Ah well.

From the record of Ron Weasley:

9:00 AM

WHAT THE BLOODY HELL IS GOING ON AROUND HERE?!!!

My sister? And Draco wanking Malfoy?

HAS EVERYONE GONE MENTAL?!!!

No, Hermione, I will not calm down!!! You told me to write my thoughts down, so I will bloody well right my thoughts down in any way I want to! STOP LAUGHING!!!!!

You know, I really don't think this is all that therapeutic. When a man has to bear witness to his sister being snogged by the biggest git of Hogwarts, not once but twice, I think he has reached the point where no amount of writing about his thoughts is going to help soothe him.

Especially with one of his best friends laughing in the seat across from him and the other cracking jokes about redheads and their anger in the seat next to him. Yes, Mione and Harry, I mean you!

So here's what happened after we all left the Great Hall this morning:

1.) 7:45—We, meaning Harry, Mione, and me, walked down the halls.

2.) 7:50—Mione decided to drag us down to the library "to get a head start on the N.E.W.T.'s."

3.) 7:50—Me and Harry groaned in frustration and tried to escape. Unfortunately, Mione has a frighteningly steely grip, so we failed.

4.) 7:55—We arrive at the library. There seems to be no one around. Which is perfectly normal seeing as it was 7:55 IN THE MORNING!!!!

5.) 8:01—Me and Harry piled a bunch of books in front of us to hide us from Mione's hawk-like vision and promptly fell asleep while she was writing in a big notebook and muttering under her breath about Flippendo Charms or something.

6.) 8:45—Me and Harry were woken up to the shrieks of someone shouting, "What do you mean I'd 'faint with shock,' Mal-Ferret?"

7.) 8:45—The three of us ran over to where the shouts were taking place, hoping to see Malfoy get yelled at some more.

8.) 8:46—We realized that it was my sister who was causing a scene. AGAIN.

9.) 8:47—I died.

Yes, I died at approximately 8:47 this morning thanks to my suffering from two severe heart attacks in the space of one morning.

Okay, fine. So, I exaggerated. Don't make me go through my whole speech about how I can rant in any way I like to again. Cuz I will.

But anyway, thanks to the fact that Malfoy can't keep his SLIMY LIPS OFF MY SISTER, I almost died, or at least went into shock.

Yes, that's right. Malfoy snogged my sister right in front of me AGAIN.

He's such a git.

Hermione tells me that Ginny snogged him right back, but I don't believe her. I saw no snoggage from my sister's side. IT WAS A ONE-SIDED SNOG!!!

Shut up, Harry. What do you know? If you had just gone out with my sister like you were supposed to, none of this would have happened. And if you hadn't kept pulling me out of the way every time Malfoy snogged my sister, we wouldn't have to worry about me having a third heart attack, which doesn't look all that unlikely.

Damn them. Damn them all.

They have no respect for my health.

NO! I will not relinquish this parchment, Mione! I don't care if I thought this was stupid fifteen minutes ago. This thing is the only one that believes me.

Maybe I should stop.