Diary holds all
by Keruseyu
chapter 2
One point for Kagome
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Don't mind the cheesepuff thing. One day I had a dream that everyone in my class was in a really big play. One of my friends was an evil black dragon trying to kidnap me. I was the mythical princess. Well, anyway, my other friend, who is really short, as in Shippo-short, was the dragon's pet evil cheesepuff. So everybody calls him cheesepuff. What can I say? It's actually pretty funny...
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"Um... Hi. I'm Kagome." Inuyasha eyed the girl next to him with obvious dislike.
"To me you're just the same as any other bitch in this school."
Turning away, Inuyasha flipped through his history notebook, trying to find a blank page to doodle on.
Kagome stared at his back with astonishment.
"Well, nice to meet you too, Mr. I'm-a-ugly-bastard." She muttered, fishing her own history notebook out of her bag.
Inuyasha's ears picked up on the last remark.
Without looking up, he responded. "If I'm a bastard, you're a bitch."
Kagome's eye twitched. "Jerkoff." She said nochalantly.
"Wench."
"Asshole."
"Idiot."
"Dithering idiot."
"Damn you."
"That's right."
"Fuck off."
"No thank you."
"I hate you."
"Dito, you stupid sack of dipshit."
Inuyasha stared at her. 'That's a new one. And considering she's a prissy little rich girl...'
Kagome glanced at her new archfoe.
"What's the matter? Cat got your tongue?"
He remained silent. 'That's wierd.' Kagome hurried to catch up on her notes.
Inuyasha, having gotten over his bout of disbelief, was plotting revenge. He didn't really know why, exactly- but she pissed him off. Wasn't that reason enough?
'Let's see how she deals with this...'
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Kagome looked up as the bell for second period rang. In the middle of history, her new acquaitance had left and not returned.
"I wonder if he took that last one personally..." She whispered.
"Nope!"
Kagome gave a small scream and dropped her bag. A red-haired boy popped out in front of her. "Inuyasha leaves like that all the time."
Kagome stared at him. "Um... Aren't you supposed to be in the 1st grade classes in building G10?" The boy sweatdropped. "Um... No. Actually, I'm 16." "NANI!?!?!?!"
*Birds in trees fly away as windows break while people in Tokyo run around screaming "GODZILLA!!!"*
"We're the same age! NO WAY!" *More glass shatters*
The boy shook his head. "Actually, if you're internet profile off MSN is correct, you were born in December. I was born in January... So technically, I'm older that you."
Kagome went from amazed to normal in five seconds. "So what are you, a stalker cheesepuff?"
He fell off the desk he was perched on. "Um. No. My name is Shippo. Shippo Kitsune. Inuyasha is my cousin."
"Nice to meet you, cheesepuff."
The boy, if possible, fell even further. "Um... Nani?"
"Cheesepuff."
"Um... Why?"
"Because you look like one."
"..."
"Are you okay?"
"..."
Kagome shrugged. The obviously pissed midget didn't look like he could answer until he got over his anger.
"Well, then!" She smiled brightly. "Ja, Cheesepuff!"
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Inuyasha had almost gave himself away when he heard the girl call his cousin a cheesepuff. Almost choking on pent-up laughter, he completed the project and turned the corner when the girl finished her conversation. She flung open the door, activating the trap.
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Kagome gasped as buckets of ice cold water fell down on her. Her sopping hair temporarily blinded her, making her stumble into the wall.
Uncontrolled laughter rang out from the corner. Kagome twitched.
Grabbing the bucket, she filled it halfway from the water fountain. Taking a muti-colored pen from her purse, she promptly broke it in half, spilling its rainbow contents into the bucket.
She snuck around the corner, then delicately dumped it on the hysteric boy.
And accidently sprayed a teacher in the process.
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"I cannot believe your incompetent insubordination!"
Inuyasha, I know you are a trouble-maker, but Ms. Higurashi! And on your first day, too! I want you to both go home immediatly. Maybe some alone time will help you realize that you are teenagers, not squabbling toddlers! Now! You are dismissed!"
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Pretty stupid teach, huh?
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Kagome wrung out her sopping hair, watching as Inuyasha slammed his fist into the pay phone. She had used her waterproof cell phone to call her driver to pick her up.
"What's wrong?"
"Why should I tell you?" He growled.
"Because there's no one else to tell?"
"Keh." (The famous Inuyasha line!!!!)
"Well?"
"Fine. My brother won't be home for ages, and I don't want to spend the whole day at his office."
"Come home with me."
He stared.
"Not like that, you bozou! I mean, my house is huge. I'm pretty sure we can find you some clothes, and I have 178 bathrooms in my house- and 110 of them have showers, so you'll definitely get the ink out of your hair."
"You're kidding, right?"
"About what?"
"The bathrooms. You were kidding when you said there were 178."
"Nope."
"What?"
"Truth. No lies here."
"That's... Scary."
Kagome's black limo pulled into the parking lot. Inuyasha looked it over. "Who's limo?"
"You bozou! It's my limo. I own it."
"Riiiggghhhhtttt."
"Just get into the damn car."
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HAHAHA!!! I am evil!
by Keruseyu
chapter 2
One point for Kagome
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Don't mind the cheesepuff thing. One day I had a dream that everyone in my class was in a really big play. One of my friends was an evil black dragon trying to kidnap me. I was the mythical princess. Well, anyway, my other friend, who is really short, as in Shippo-short, was the dragon's pet evil cheesepuff. So everybody calls him cheesepuff. What can I say? It's actually pretty funny...
===
"Um... Hi. I'm Kagome." Inuyasha eyed the girl next to him with obvious dislike.
"To me you're just the same as any other bitch in this school."
Turning away, Inuyasha flipped through his history notebook, trying to find a blank page to doodle on.
Kagome stared at his back with astonishment.
"Well, nice to meet you too, Mr. I'm-a-ugly-bastard." She muttered, fishing her own history notebook out of her bag.
Inuyasha's ears picked up on the last remark.
Without looking up, he responded. "If I'm a bastard, you're a bitch."
Kagome's eye twitched. "Jerkoff." She said nochalantly.
"Wench."
"Asshole."
"Idiot."
"Dithering idiot."
"Damn you."
"That's right."
"Fuck off."
"No thank you."
"I hate you."
"Dito, you stupid sack of dipshit."
Inuyasha stared at her. 'That's a new one. And considering she's a prissy little rich girl...'
Kagome glanced at her new archfoe.
"What's the matter? Cat got your tongue?"
He remained silent. 'That's wierd.' Kagome hurried to catch up on her notes.
Inuyasha, having gotten over his bout of disbelief, was plotting revenge. He didn't really know why, exactly- but she pissed him off. Wasn't that reason enough?
'Let's see how she deals with this...'
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Kagome looked up as the bell for second period rang. In the middle of history, her new acquaitance had left and not returned.
"I wonder if he took that last one personally..." She whispered.
"Nope!"
Kagome gave a small scream and dropped her bag. A red-haired boy popped out in front of her. "Inuyasha leaves like that all the time."
Kagome stared at him. "Um... Aren't you supposed to be in the 1st grade classes in building G10?" The boy sweatdropped. "Um... No. Actually, I'm 16." "NANI!?!?!?!"
*Birds in trees fly away as windows break while people in Tokyo run around screaming "GODZILLA!!!"*
"We're the same age! NO WAY!" *More glass shatters*
The boy shook his head. "Actually, if you're internet profile off MSN is correct, you were born in December. I was born in January... So technically, I'm older that you."
Kagome went from amazed to normal in five seconds. "So what are you, a stalker cheesepuff?"
He fell off the desk he was perched on. "Um. No. My name is Shippo. Shippo Kitsune. Inuyasha is my cousin."
"Nice to meet you, cheesepuff."
The boy, if possible, fell even further. "Um... Nani?"
"Cheesepuff."
"Um... Why?"
"Because you look like one."
"..."
"Are you okay?"
"..."
Kagome shrugged. The obviously pissed midget didn't look like he could answer until he got over his anger.
"Well, then!" She smiled brightly. "Ja, Cheesepuff!"
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Inuyasha had almost gave himself away when he heard the girl call his cousin a cheesepuff. Almost choking on pent-up laughter, he completed the project and turned the corner when the girl finished her conversation. She flung open the door, activating the trap.
===
Kagome gasped as buckets of ice cold water fell down on her. Her sopping hair temporarily blinded her, making her stumble into the wall.
Uncontrolled laughter rang out from the corner. Kagome twitched.
Grabbing the bucket, she filled it halfway from the water fountain. Taking a muti-colored pen from her purse, she promptly broke it in half, spilling its rainbow contents into the bucket.
She snuck around the corner, then delicately dumped it on the hysteric boy.
And accidently sprayed a teacher in the process.
===
"I cannot believe your incompetent insubordination!"
Inuyasha, I know you are a trouble-maker, but Ms. Higurashi! And on your first day, too! I want you to both go home immediatly. Maybe some alone time will help you realize that you are teenagers, not squabbling toddlers! Now! You are dismissed!"
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Pretty stupid teach, huh?
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Kagome wrung out her sopping hair, watching as Inuyasha slammed his fist into the pay phone. She had used her waterproof cell phone to call her driver to pick her up.
"What's wrong?"
"Why should I tell you?" He growled.
"Because there's no one else to tell?"
"Keh." (The famous Inuyasha line!!!!)
"Well?"
"Fine. My brother won't be home for ages, and I don't want to spend the whole day at his office."
"Come home with me."
He stared.
"Not like that, you bozou! I mean, my house is huge. I'm pretty sure we can find you some clothes, and I have 178 bathrooms in my house- and 110 of them have showers, so you'll definitely get the ink out of your hair."
"You're kidding, right?"
"About what?"
"The bathrooms. You were kidding when you said there were 178."
"Nope."
"What?"
"Truth. No lies here."
"That's... Scary."
Kagome's black limo pulled into the parking lot. Inuyasha looked it over. "Who's limo?"
"You bozou! It's my limo. I own it."
"Riiiggghhhhtttt."
"Just get into the damn car."
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HAHAHA!!! I am evil!