Author's Notes: Sorry guys. Haven't updated in while. Hehe, Jareth IS hot when he's evil, actually he is all the time.....

Disclaimer: Roses are red, violets are blue, if you keep reading the disclaimers I will behead you. (just kidding....I think...)

Sarah's eyes widened at the sight of Adrian's form hovering over her. "Heh.

Not only do I get an over-lusting Goblin King, I also get one with split personalities."

Sarah thought to herself. She took a moment to survey Adrian's face. He looked

strangely different from Jareth. His eyes were a cold steely silver/blue, and his hair

was pulled back into a ponytail. "Jareth?" Sarah asked playfully. Adrian smirked and

shifted his weight on her. "Jareth who?" Adrian asked amusedly. Sarah's eyes

widened in fear at what he had just said. The lights suddenly flickered and gave out,

electric waves sending a power surge to the top of the window and letting down a

huge black velvet curtain, succeeding in making the place pitch black. Sarah let her

eyes adjust to the light and quickly leaped off of the bed, pressing herself against the

wall. "What's your problem? You've got a hot guy practically begging you to do it

with him and you run away?" Sarah's inner voice tisked. Sarah put Evil Sarah in her

mind's jail, blocking out the sound of...well, no sound. Sarah slowly slid down the

wall, keeping herself in check by not screaming out. She suddenly jumped when she

heard a metal against metal sound in her mind that triggered a thought about

someone and the sound of a harmonica. "Would you stop that?!" Sarah asked inner

Sarah annoyed. "Well, what else am I supposed to do? I'm trying to keep my

attention away from Joe back here, he's starting to smell." Evil Sarah whined. Joe,

Sarah's childhood best friend. She never really liked Joe, he was always talking to

her perversely and scraping his claw things in her mind. She had finally had enough

and mustered up the emotional strength to lock him in her mind's trap, where he

most likely died. Sarah shuddered at the thought of her "friend". She quickly alerted

her attention back to reality as she heard something move in front of her. She felt a

hand try to grab her ankle as she got back on the bed, squishing herself into the

headboard. She then felt pressure on the bed and it moved closer and closer until it

was squishing her even farther. She felt Adrian's hot breath on her face as she

looked up, practically seeing the glow radiating from his eyes. "Get away from me."

Sarah spat. "Ok, maybe he doesn't have split personalities." Sarah pondered to

herself as she felt him squeeze her wrists above her head. "God I wish Jay and

Silent Bob were here." Sarah thought helplessly. "Already missing those two

stoners, Sarah? I swear, first you like me and now you don't want to have anything to

do with me." Adrian said mock insulted. "I never liked you, you..you..err." Sarah

didn't know what to call him. "King of the Wolven Fae." Adrian finished, flashing her

a wolfish grin.

In the Dragon Kingdom
Jareth sat restlessly on the ledge of the huge window, staring worriedly out it.

"Hey bro!" Demetria called, playfully hitting her brother on the arm. " Any news?"

Jareth asked anxiously. "It's perfect." Demetria exclaimed, falling onto her bed and

emptying her bottle of rum. "How did you do it?!" Jareth asked happily, joining his

sister. "Quite simple, actually. I got King Adrian to help me on it." Demetria began. "

But how did you," Jareth trailed off. "Him and I have been friends since we were

toddlers. He was glad to do me a favor. Here's how it works. Sarah will need a way

to get away from Adrian, so she'll call on you.." Demetria and Jareth talked for quite

some time about the plan, going over the important details. "Gods, Demetria! You're

a bloody genius!" Jareth said astounded. Demetria grinned widely and gave her

brother a flask of rum, toasting to a perfect plan to win Sarah's heart. " Uh,

Demetria?" Jareth asked curiously. "Yeah?" Demetria asked while still clinging on to

her brother drunkenly, because she had binged out on rum. "What did you do with

that goblin I gave you anyways?" Jareth inquired. "You'll see Jareth, you'll just see.

Now off you go! I can hear Sarah calling your name. I assure you bro, soon you two

will be attached at the hip, or lower." Demetria winked as she snapped her fingers

and Jareth disappeared.

Author's Notes: He he. Weren't expecting that, were ye? When there's a will there's a way, and Demetria has enough will power to knock over the Great Wall of China.