Harry Potter and the Unexpected Babies
By moviefreak2004/movieman2400
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Harry Potter and the Unexpected Baby is not an entry in the Harry Potter series.
Chapter 3: The Hotel
McGonagall wagged her finger as Harry and she entered the cold motel room they had rented for the night. Harry was in ecstasy, literally. The Ferrari had had a stash of the drug in the back but Harry's abrupt stopping of the car had caused it to topple on him. His clothes were filled with the drug.
He had done this millions of times before but he felt McGonagall was special. She just had this captivating charm around her that disrupted Harry from whatever he was doing. He couldn't stop looking at her throughout the entire ride. He wanted her!
He was about to start performing his special moves when he realized that he was about to cross into NC-17 territory. There wasn't a single second that a camera wasn't around him and he was ready to bet his life that there was a hidden cameraman in the dark secretly filming them. Harry thought to himself: I can't do this!
After all, he could become the next Paris Hilton. Oh god, that video was good! Harry realized that time was ticking.
McGonagall was silently tapping the bed, reading one of his books. Should or shouldn't he? Yes, he should, Harry finally decided. He had told himself he had quit the entertainment business. He leaped aboard bed.
Harry begin kissing and biting his teacher's neck. She moaned with joy. Harry stood up and grabbed a champagne bottle. He twisted the cork and it flew across the room. McGonagall begged for some, getting on her knees. Harry drank it with joy, then leaned the bottle down so the rest of the drink flowed down into McGonagall's mouth.
He poured what remained into a cup and held it high in the air.
McGonagall reached for it, crying "Give it to me, give it to me!"
---
Two kids were watching TV in the room right next to Harry and McGonagall's. Their parents had left so they could have some "mommy and daddy time".
The boy, the older of the two, was fourteen. His sister was twelve. They sat watching Barney, singing songs.
"Hey, Jenny, did you hear that?" the boy said.
"No, I didn't, Robby," she replied. "What'd ya hear?"
"I think it came from the other the side of that door."
"Oh, I wonder where it leads."
The two kids inched closer to the door and both put their ears on the door.
The next moment would haunt them for the rest of their lives.
Screams of pain and joy were heard, a crunch, something flying, a woman moaning, someone making drinking sounds, some liquid flowing, and constant "Give it to me, Harry. Give it to me Harry!"
Robby couldn't believe what he was hearing. He had watched dozens of porn videos but nothing ever happened like this.
The boy fainted while Jenny listened on. "What are they doing, Robby? It sounds fun. Robby? You there? Robby?"
---
Harry and McGonagall were done having their pleasure time. Harry drove her against the wall as they left the motel and added an extra kiss before she left him.
He smiled; he was truly happy. Back in his Ferrari, with Dick sleeping in the back, Harry backed out of the parking lot and headed back home.
On the way back, an ecstasy tablet slipped into Dick's mouth.
---
Vernon stared at Harry when he came into his house.
"Where have you been, young man?" he bellowed.
"Uh, Mozart concert?" Harry answered.
"Oh, okay. Go to bed!" he screamed.
Harry left for his room when Dick stumbled in.
"And where were you, young man?"
"Where do you think? A drug party."
"What?"
Dick stumbled around and fell onto the floor.
"My god, you're high!" Vernon screamed. "Get into the car! We're going to drug counseling!"
The boy did as he was told and they drove off into the night as Harry collapsed onto his bed.
Vernon arrived at counseling and dragged the boy behind him. Several attendants took the boy and his father to a room. Several fathers and their sons sat in a circle.
"Well what do you know. We have a new member. How nice!" the leader grumbled as he lit a cigarette. "Sit down, sit down. It's two fifty an hour."
Dick and Vernon sat down.
"Ok, now let's talk about some of our experiences. This method helps kids understand how NOT doing drugs is good for them. Here's how it goes, I suppose that all of you are rich since you are able to afford these lessons. Tell your son about how you didn't do drugs and how far you've gone in life."
"Oh I get it," a father said. "May I start?"
"Of course," the counselor said.
"Son, sports were my anti drug. I knew I had to be fit and healthy, to be on the school team, to be popular, and to pick up chicks...like that one that I met in...I think her name was...oh sorry I got carried off. Well look at me now son. I have you, your mom my wife is beautiful..."
"Yeah, the surgeries sure do look great, don't they?"
"Oh stop being so immature. One surgery is fine. It's only a lot that's bad. Anyway, I have a great job; a million a year. And I never did any drugs son, you see how far I've gotten?"
"Yeah dad. Excellent! No more crack for me!"
The boy took a baggie out of his jeans and handed it to his dad.
"I'll go throw this out," the father said as he secretly hid it inside his pants.
"Ok, let's continue with the anti-drug thingy," the counselor said.
"Leadership."
"Honor."
"Love."
"Hate."
"Uhh...sniffing paint. That's my anti drug," Vernon said.
"Uhh, that's one I haven't heard a lot but uh...at least it's original."
It continued like this.
"So what message did we learn today, kids?" the counselor asked as he took out a straw and a baggie.
"Being drug-free is the way to be!" the class chorused.
The class ended and Vernon drove home a happy man. Dick was also ready to start a new life.
"Dad, I have to tell you something."
"What is it, dear boy?"
"Harry's doing drugs as well."
Vernon's eyes filled with shock and fear. Dick flung himself out of the car as Vernon drove off a cliff. His expression remained the same throughout the entire fall. Before he landed, Vernon took out a small breakfast and began eating. When he was done, the car landed and exploded.
The next morning, Vernon's twin brother, also named Vernon, was called in to replace the original Vernon. Vernon, the one that was Vernon's twin brother not the original Vernon who was replaced by the twin Vernon but the twin Vernon who replaced the original Vernon, walked up to Harry's room and sat on his bed.
"We need to have a talk."
At that second, Hormone burst into the room.
She shouted with anger, "Harry, I'm pregnant."
What could possibly complicate matters even more?
"Harry, I'm pregnant," McGonagall said as she walked into the room.
For once in Harry's life, the teenager felt that no amount of money could possibly cover up the mess that he had caused.
By moviefreak2004/movieman2400
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Harry Potter and the Unexpected Baby is not an entry in the Harry Potter series.
Chapter 3: The Hotel
McGonagall wagged her finger as Harry and she entered the cold motel room they had rented for the night. Harry was in ecstasy, literally. The Ferrari had had a stash of the drug in the back but Harry's abrupt stopping of the car had caused it to topple on him. His clothes were filled with the drug.
He had done this millions of times before but he felt McGonagall was special. She just had this captivating charm around her that disrupted Harry from whatever he was doing. He couldn't stop looking at her throughout the entire ride. He wanted her!
He was about to start performing his special moves when he realized that he was about to cross into NC-17 territory. There wasn't a single second that a camera wasn't around him and he was ready to bet his life that there was a hidden cameraman in the dark secretly filming them. Harry thought to himself: I can't do this!
After all, he could become the next Paris Hilton. Oh god, that video was good! Harry realized that time was ticking.
McGonagall was silently tapping the bed, reading one of his books. Should or shouldn't he? Yes, he should, Harry finally decided. He had told himself he had quit the entertainment business. He leaped aboard bed.
Harry begin kissing and biting his teacher's neck. She moaned with joy. Harry stood up and grabbed a champagne bottle. He twisted the cork and it flew across the room. McGonagall begged for some, getting on her knees. Harry drank it with joy, then leaned the bottle down so the rest of the drink flowed down into McGonagall's mouth.
He poured what remained into a cup and held it high in the air.
McGonagall reached for it, crying "Give it to me, give it to me!"
---
Two kids were watching TV in the room right next to Harry and McGonagall's. Their parents had left so they could have some "mommy and daddy time".
The boy, the older of the two, was fourteen. His sister was twelve. They sat watching Barney, singing songs.
"Hey, Jenny, did you hear that?" the boy said.
"No, I didn't, Robby," she replied. "What'd ya hear?"
"I think it came from the other the side of that door."
"Oh, I wonder where it leads."
The two kids inched closer to the door and both put their ears on the door.
The next moment would haunt them for the rest of their lives.
Screams of pain and joy were heard, a crunch, something flying, a woman moaning, someone making drinking sounds, some liquid flowing, and constant "Give it to me, Harry. Give it to me Harry!"
Robby couldn't believe what he was hearing. He had watched dozens of porn videos but nothing ever happened like this.
The boy fainted while Jenny listened on. "What are they doing, Robby? It sounds fun. Robby? You there? Robby?"
---
Harry and McGonagall were done having their pleasure time. Harry drove her against the wall as they left the motel and added an extra kiss before she left him.
He smiled; he was truly happy. Back in his Ferrari, with Dick sleeping in the back, Harry backed out of the parking lot and headed back home.
On the way back, an ecstasy tablet slipped into Dick's mouth.
---
Vernon stared at Harry when he came into his house.
"Where have you been, young man?" he bellowed.
"Uh, Mozart concert?" Harry answered.
"Oh, okay. Go to bed!" he screamed.
Harry left for his room when Dick stumbled in.
"And where were you, young man?"
"Where do you think? A drug party."
"What?"
Dick stumbled around and fell onto the floor.
"My god, you're high!" Vernon screamed. "Get into the car! We're going to drug counseling!"
The boy did as he was told and they drove off into the night as Harry collapsed onto his bed.
Vernon arrived at counseling and dragged the boy behind him. Several attendants took the boy and his father to a room. Several fathers and their sons sat in a circle.
"Well what do you know. We have a new member. How nice!" the leader grumbled as he lit a cigarette. "Sit down, sit down. It's two fifty an hour."
Dick and Vernon sat down.
"Ok, now let's talk about some of our experiences. This method helps kids understand how NOT doing drugs is good for them. Here's how it goes, I suppose that all of you are rich since you are able to afford these lessons. Tell your son about how you didn't do drugs and how far you've gone in life."
"Oh I get it," a father said. "May I start?"
"Of course," the counselor said.
"Son, sports were my anti drug. I knew I had to be fit and healthy, to be on the school team, to be popular, and to pick up chicks...like that one that I met in...I think her name was...oh sorry I got carried off. Well look at me now son. I have you, your mom my wife is beautiful..."
"Yeah, the surgeries sure do look great, don't they?"
"Oh stop being so immature. One surgery is fine. It's only a lot that's bad. Anyway, I have a great job; a million a year. And I never did any drugs son, you see how far I've gotten?"
"Yeah dad. Excellent! No more crack for me!"
The boy took a baggie out of his jeans and handed it to his dad.
"I'll go throw this out," the father said as he secretly hid it inside his pants.
"Ok, let's continue with the anti-drug thingy," the counselor said.
"Leadership."
"Honor."
"Love."
"Hate."
"Uhh...sniffing paint. That's my anti drug," Vernon said.
"Uhh, that's one I haven't heard a lot but uh...at least it's original."
It continued like this.
"So what message did we learn today, kids?" the counselor asked as he took out a straw and a baggie.
"Being drug-free is the way to be!" the class chorused.
The class ended and Vernon drove home a happy man. Dick was also ready to start a new life.
"Dad, I have to tell you something."
"What is it, dear boy?"
"Harry's doing drugs as well."
Vernon's eyes filled with shock and fear. Dick flung himself out of the car as Vernon drove off a cliff. His expression remained the same throughout the entire fall. Before he landed, Vernon took out a small breakfast and began eating. When he was done, the car landed and exploded.
The next morning, Vernon's twin brother, also named Vernon, was called in to replace the original Vernon. Vernon, the one that was Vernon's twin brother not the original Vernon who was replaced by the twin Vernon but the twin Vernon who replaced the original Vernon, walked up to Harry's room and sat on his bed.
"We need to have a talk."
At that second, Hormone burst into the room.
She shouted with anger, "Harry, I'm pregnant."
What could possibly complicate matters even more?
"Harry, I'm pregnant," McGonagall said as she walked into the room.
For once in Harry's life, the teenager felt that no amount of money could possibly cover up the mess that he had caused.