YR: I decided to publish my entire story all at once. DR99 tried too, but his comp got loopy.
Drake: I'd hate to be in tiger boy's position right now.
VR: And I'd hate to be in yours.
Drake: (eyes widen) Oh, right.............(runs off)
YR: Oh well....let's get started....
Drake: Ready!
(at Naraku's castle)
???: Well....this demon is causing quite an uproar. I must stop that. (walks up to the doors)
Naraku: What fool dares intrude on my castle?
???: The kind of fool who needs to silence an even greater fool.
Naraku: Kagura, take care of him.
Kagura: Yes, my master.....(goes to attack ???)
???: What a waste.....
(Kagura's attack splits ??? in half)
???: Pitiful....
Kagura Naraku:!!! You're....alive?!
???: And kicking. You think that hurt me, fool? A half-breed like you would not understand.
Naraku: Who is calling whom a half-breed?
???: I am. I'm going to show you real power.
(all of a sudden ??? disappears and blood flies everywhere)
Naraku: Kagura!
(all of a sudden more blood flies)
Naraku:?!
???: Oh, well....Another pathetic demon. Now, to take what I came for. The sacred Shikon No Tama!
(takes jewel)
???: Now, I must show my power..By leveling this castle to the ground!
(miles away)
BOOM!!!!!
Leo: ???
Shiko: You heard something?
Leo: An explosion. It was probably a dispute over demons.
Shiko: Hmm...I wonder-OOF!(falls)
Leo: ???
Inuyasha: Watch wehere you're going, little worm!
Kagome: You shouldn't be so rude, Inuyasha.
Shippo: She's right, Inuyasha. Be nice for a change!
Miroku: We apologize for our- HOLY!(runs up to Zeena and grabs her hand) Fair maiden, will you bear my child?
Zeena: WHAT?!?!?!?!
(in the distance) SLAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sango: For once, I didn't slap him!(laughs)
Miroku: That isn't funny........
Shippo: So, who are you guys?
Leo: Oh, how rude...my name is Leonardo(bows)
Inuyasha:(whispering) Show off.
Leo: I heard that, doggy boy.
Inuyasha: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!
Kagome: SIT!!!!
(Inuyasha sits)
Inuyasha:(muttering curse words)
Shiko:(sweatdrops) I am Shiko.
Zeena: I'm Zeena.
KagomeSango: Nice to meet you, Zeena.
Leo: Pleased to make your aqquaintance.
Miroku: (checking out Zeena) Yeah, it was REALLY NICE to meet you.
Leo: Hmm? (sees Miroku looking and punches him) Sicko.
(all, save Miroku, laugh)
Shiko: (in punkish voice) You got BURNED!!!!!!!!!!!!
(everyone, save Miroku, laughs harder)
Miroku: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR................
Zeena: So, what are your names?
Kagome: I'm Kagome.
Miroku: I'm your husband, Miroku.
SLAP!!!
Sango: You go, girl! I'm Sango.
Inuyasha: I'm Inuyasha.
Leo: I'll call you "Doggie Boy".
Inuyasha: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!
Shippo: Don't mind him. He does this all the time. I'm Shippo, the kitsune.
Zeena: Nice to meet you all.
Kagome: Inuyasha, you could learn something from Leo. (drags Inuyasha next to Leo)
Leo: Sorry, Kagome, but teaching doggie boy would be too hard.
Inuyasha: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!(gets in Leo's face)
Kagome: SIT!!!!!!
(a few minutes, and laughs, later)
Shiko: So what bring you here?
Miroku: We are searching for a demon named Naraku.
Shiko: So you're telling me you know where his castle is?!
Miroku: That's right.
Zeena: So where is Naraku's castle? And...um....Who's Naraku?
Sango: Well, if you come with us, we can show you.
Leo: Sure.
(all go to Naraku's castle)
Kagome: In....Inuyasha! Look...
Inuyasha: Naraku's castle.....
(they walk up to the castle but Kagome accidentally steps on something)
Kagome: EEK!!!
Inuyasha: What is it, Kagome?
Kagome: It's......him.....
(all observe Naraku's bloody, dead corpse)
(Naraku twitches)
All: EEK!
Naraku:(in VERY weak voice) Demon....dragon.....killed Kagura...flattened castle....
Inuyasha: Who is he? I'll kill him!
Naraku: He said......he's after someone......
Leo: Hmm? What was his name?
Naraku: His name.................Drak-(dies)
Leo:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Inuyasha: What?
Leo: Let's go. NOW!!(heads into castle)
Inuyasha: OK.........
Zeena: (thinking) What's with him? He's so jumpy.......
Leo: WHERE ARE YOU?!?! SHOW YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!
???: Ah, I've been expecting you.
Leo: IT IS YOU!!!!!!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU!!!!!
Kagome: He killed Naraku easily...and he had almost an entire Shikon Jewel....This demon must be immensly strong.
Leo: He is. Stay back!
???: I love to be admired. Come at me, if you wish to die!
Inuyasha: WHERE ARE YOU?! COME ON AND FIGHT, COWARD!
???: Yelling will get you nowhere. But, I must comply to my victim's wishes.
(??? comes into sight)
(all except Kagome, Zeena, and Shippo get into battle poses)
Leo: It's you........Drake!
Drake: Ah, so it is Leonardo. I see you're still the suck-up you always were.
Leo: .............Impossible.....
Drake: Oh, it's quite possible....I'm alive and well.
Leo: Great. JUST GREAT!
Inuyasha: ??? What?
Leo: This is going to be one hell of a fight! So be on your guard.
Drake: Well, now.......(a barrier appears around Leo and co.)
Leo: NOT AGAIN?! SHOW SOME ORIGINALITY!
Drake: Well, I thought I'd bring up the past...
Leo: (tries to get out) This barrier is stronger than before!
Drake: Well, with this I'm not suprised....(holds out Shikon Jewel)
Everyone else: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kagome: I knew I sensed a shard of the Shikon Jewel.
Drake: Well, I plan to add your shards to my collection.
Leo: Stay back everyone! Inuyasha, let's attack him together!
Inuyasha: Right!
(both try but fail to break barrier)
Drake: You'll hafta do better than that....But in the meantime I might as well kill the weak ones.
(all of a sudden Sango is out of the barrier)
Sango:??
Drake: Well time to start.
(blood flies)
Sango: I can't be.....beaten....by....a...demon!(faints)
Everyone else: SANGO!!!
Drake: One down...
Leo: Errr....
(5 minutes later)
(everyone but Leo, Inuyasha, Zeena, Miroku and Shiko are on the ground)
Leo: RRRRRR!!! When do I get a turn?!
Drake: Everyone gets to die, so don't worry.
Inuyasha: KAGOME!!!!!!!!!!! I'LL GET YOU, YOU BASTARD!
Drake: Tsk, tsk, tsk. You don't have to resort to such language.
Inuyasha: Well why don't you let me and Leo attack you together?
Drake: Not like it matters. But, if you insist..........
(barrier lifts)
Miroku: Stand back!
(everyone gets behind Miroku)
Miroku: WIND TUNNEL!!!!!!!!!
Drake: You forget, monk...I killed Naraku, so you no longer bear your Wind Tunnel.
Miroku: Oh no....
(blood flies and Miroku falls to the ground)
Drake: HAHAHAHAHA!!!! This is more amusing than I thought it would be.
Inuyasha: Miroku!!!
Leo: C'mon, coward. Fight me!
Drake: Whatever. It's your funeral......furball.
Leo: If you...call me that again, I'll....
Inuyasha: Ignore him. (tetsusaiga transforms)
Drake: I see great rage in your eyes, doggie boy. And as for you, fur ball....I've grown much stronger since our last encounter. You will not have such an easy fight ahead of you!
Leo: I can- (lunges for Drake) SEE THAT!
Drake: (dodges easily) I see you haven't improved much.
Inuyasha: DODGE THIS!!!
Drake: !!!(gets slashed in the chest) DAMN IT! Heh....-!!(gets stabbed by Leo's nails)
Leo: How do ya like them apples?
Drake: HAHAHA!!! Fools! I may be slightly injured, but that is only temporary!
Inuyasha: Leo...Do you know anything about this?
Leo: Yeah...He can heal himself.
Inuyasha: NOW YOU TELL ME!!!!!!!!!
Shiko: GUYS ATTACK TOGETHER!!!!!!!!
InuyashaLeo: (sweatdrops) Shut up! (they both lunge for Drake)
Leo: AIM FOR THE HEART!
Inuyasha: On it!
(Drake dodges and grabs Leo)
Drake: My turn! (flies up into the clouds)
Leo: AH CRAP!!!
Drake: Say goodbye!(lets go)
Leo: I'M NOT DONE YET!!!!!!(extends claws and sinks them into Drake's legs)
Drake: Was that supposed to hurt?(healsbut Leo's claws are still imbedded in Drake's leg)
Inuyasha: Let me have some fun! (leaps up and grabs Leo's legs)
Drake: GET OFF ME!!!!!! (trying to shake off Leo but it is causing more pain) AHHHHHH!!!!!
Kagome: (in weak voice) Throw the Tetsusaiga.....
Inuyasha: Kagome! She's all right.... (trows Tetsusaiga at Drake's face)
Drake: !!!(bends neck back)
(the tetsusaiga cuts Drake's chin)
Drake: GET OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(a big wave of power forces Inuyasha to let go and Leo's nails to retract)
(they both land on feet)
Drake: ILL BE BACK, YOU TWO! YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ME! MUWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YR: Well, that's it.
VR: Yep..
Drake: (panting)