A boy and his fairies

Timmy, after recovering from the three day concussion brought on by Cosmo's unfortunate accident with a large steamroller, jumped out of the hospital bed.

"Yay!" he screamed in one second of joy, then fell on his head. Oh. He had forgotten to untie the bandages that securely bound him to the foot of the bed. (Hang on. Beds can have feet???)

"You know Timmy, beds are harmful things!" cried Cosmo. "Perhaps if I combined a bed and a steamroller, it would make an ultra-powerful weapon!"

"Y'know Cosmo." said Wanda sweetly. "EVERYONE IN THIS HOSPITAL CAN HEAR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Ooooopsie" said Cosmo.

Wanda and Timmy simultaneously smacked the side of their heads.

"I know the longest word in the world!" announced Timmy.

"Nah huh, I do!" protested Cosmo. "I'm nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety years older than you!"

"Actually," said Wanda putting on her scientific look, "I do."

"Nah huh!!!" screamed Timmy and Cosmo.

"Well," said Timmy. "Cosmo, you can go first. What's your word?"

"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" said Cosmo proudly.

"Yeah, but I bet you can't spell it!" mocked Timmy.

"Neither can Insomniac II" said Wanda under her breath.

With incredible will power, I- I mean, Insomniac II, managed to ignore her.

"I can say and spell my word" announced Timmy. "Antidisestablishmentarianism!"

"Know what it means?" said Wanda mockingly.

"N…o" admitted Timmy.

"Well," continued Wanda. "I can say, and spell, and understand the meaning of my word!!!"

"What's the word then!" challenged Timmy.

"Enzunowsickatickimanifghundomisliesindodarh" said Wanda with great difficulty.

"You made that up!" yelled Timmy! "I win, 'cause Cosmo's word isn't even in the dictionary!"

"The word can be from anywhere in the world!" protested Wanda. "It's easier to say in Japanese – that's the language it comes from – and I can spell it – and it means, in English, something along the lines of 'Chicken Tikka Masala!"

To be continued…

AN: Well I'll continue if anyone wants me to. I got the idea for this in class today, when a boy called Matthew challenged me to spell 'antidisestablishmentarianism'. I won five quid thanks to that so I decided to put it in my story. I'll continue after I get at least three reviews of this part. (So if you bother to read then please review!)

My other story 'Tis the wedding day' is finally done (yay) so please check it out (again). Cheers!

Insomniac II