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And now on with the show!

Freddy and Michelle had finally called it quits after about a billion on again and off agains. Katie, who's bruises had healed quite nicely, saw this as her chance. She wrote songs about her love for Freddy and gave them to Dewey, who (of course) thought they were wonderful.

"Who are they about Katie?" he asked.

"I don't know," she replied, staring directly at Freddy. Then there was a knock on the door.

"Oh guys I forgot to tell you. My niece is coming over today, she's staying with me for a while," Dewey said.

Zack frowned. "Dewey…I didn't know you had siblings."

Dewey looked confused. "I don't," he said as he went to open the door. As it slowly swung open the girl in the hallway came into the light and the band gasped.

"Holy multiple emergencies Batman! It's Emily Browning!" Lawrence exclaimed.

fan guys everywhere begin their countdown until she is finally legal

The band stared. "Do you guys have a problem?" Emily Browning asked cooly. She was dressed in all black, complete with heavy make-up. Upon her head she wore a beret with all kind of rock and roll pins.

"I think I love you," Freddy said.

"No man, I love her!" Zack exclaimed.

"No way I do!"

"I do!"

"I do!"

"I do!"

"Hey you wanna go?"

"Not really."

"Oh. Ok."

"So Emily Browning what do you like to do besides star in Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events?" Summer asked.

"I like to drum," Emily Browning replied. "And play the guitar, bass, piano, and I sing and I play the violin and the cello and the flute…" The list went on and on. Finally when she was done the band just stared again, slack jawed.

"Wow," Marta said.

"Will you marry me?" Zack asked.

"No way dude I saw her first!" Freddy exclaimed.

"No you didn't!"

"Yes I did!"

"No you didn't!"

"Yes I did!"

"No you didn't!"

"Yes I did!"

"No you didn't!"

"Yes I did!"

"No you didn't!"

"Yes I did!"

"I quit!"

"I quit first!"

"Really?" Tomika asked fearfully.

"Nah," Freddy said. "We just need some tension in this room man, it's like being in happy forever land! Hey Zack??"

"Yes?"

"I hate you!"

"I hate you too!"

"Hey Zack?"

"Yes?"

"I love you!"

"I love you too!" With that the boys gave each other hugs and began to kiss…until the author stepped in. She made a slashing motion with her hand.

"Not yet!" she hissed.

"Oops," the boys said. "This creates…SEXUAL TENSION!" They folded their arms across their chests and turned away from each other.

"Anyway," Katie said. "It's nice to meet you Emily Browning. Sucks that you've caused a rift in the band."

"Yeah well this sort of thing happens to me a lot." Emily Browning replied.

"That, and it's quite common among clichéd fan fictions," Eleni piped in.

"Uncle Dewey I'm having some friends over today," Emily Browning said to Dewey, completely ignoring Eleni.

"'Kay," Dewey said.

"Hey Emily Browning-slash-Violet-Baudelaire would you play for us?" Alicia asked.

"Sure." Emily Browning picked up the bass and began to play a Who song, which was memorized. And she was amazing.

"Wow you're amazing!" Tomika exclaimed.

"Of course," Emily Browning replied, sounding bored. Then there was another knock at the door. "Oh my friends are here!" She yelled as she ran to the door. "Uncle Dewey I'd like you to meet my best friends. This is Matt O'Leary and his girlfriend Madison Wilson. This is Liam Aiken and his girlfriend Katie Chichinsky. And this is Richard Blake and his girlfriend Kennedy Chicaricci. And this," she pulled another guy into the room, "is my boyfriend."

The guy had blonde spiked hair, brown eyes, a charming smile and a set of drum sticks in his back pocket.

"Hey." he said. "I'm Kevin Clark."

"Nice hair!" Freddy yelled.

"Hey man, right back at you." Kevin replied. They raised their drumsticks to one another. Freddy then pulled out a real drumstick and began to eat it. Emily Browning took her friends around the city. Even though she had only been there an hour she still knew where everything was. It was amazing.

"What a good looking guy, that Kevin Clark." Freddy said wistfully, sitting on the couch as everyone left Dewey's apartment.

Sooo yeah. Review or not. Whatever. Love you guys!!

-Amy-