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Authors note: I want to thank all my reviewers but I don't have time to do them all personally, but here's a tiny something to.
Rockerchik777- wow. I think you're crazy. Before you go around making assumptionsthatI am"denying the greatness of a band" you should know what the heck you're talking about. My school did Tommy last year for drama. I was in it and it was the most fun I've ever had in my life. I would say that because of it, my friends and I like The Who more than most normal people our age. I was not "denying their greatness" because I KNOW they're great. They are. That'll never change. I was DYING to go to their concert last year but I wasn't allowed to (it was on a school night…). I was trying to exhibit the fact that Emily Browning was a Mary Sue…perfect in every way…can pick up any instrument and magically know how to play it…the fact that it was a Who song she played was merely a coincidence as I was listening to Tommy at the time and decided to include them in my fic.
So yeah. You're nuts.
Also I just wanted everyone to know that I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST SOMEONE WHO CHOOSES TO LOVE THOSE OF THE SAME SEX!!! Really. I don't. So I'm not trying to come off as a bitch towards them. I'm just making fun of those who write really, really bad slashes.
And now I think this is a long enough author note. On with the show.
One morning Freddy woke up, with a realization. "Hey!" he said. "Today, I'm going to be gay!" He thought about it for a second and nodded to himself. "Yup. I'm gay." Then he got up and got ready for school.
One morning Zack woke up, with a realization. "Hey!" he said. "Today, I'm going to be gay!" He thought about it for a second and nodded to himself. "Yup. I'm gay." Then he got up and got ready for school.
They met at the corner of their street with Summer and Katie, who were each trying to pick up their individual mates. I say mates because when I think of what Summer and Katie were doing to said males, I think of something along the lines of a mating ritual between jackalopes. But Freddy and Zack didn't seem to care. They were too busy creating sexual tension between the two of them that will come up later in the chapter.
When they got to school they all took their seats. "Hey Billy," Freddy whispered during the announcements. "That's a really great outfit. The color totally accents your high cheekbones." He giggled to himself as Billy blushed and thanked him, adding his own compliment into the mix.
Zack stared daggers at Billy as he and Freddy fawned over clothes (even though they were all wearing the same thing…). Even though Zack had only realized that he was gay just this morning, he realized that he'd always loved Freddy ever since the moment he laid eyes on the drummers sun kissed blonde hair. He sighed and began to draw his and Freddy's names in a heart on his desk.
Later that day, they were at band practice. Katie was wearing all black as mourning for her loss of her love of Freddy, and then WHIPPED it off in favor of her new love for Gordon…who was currently making out with Michelle. Katie dropped to the ground sobbing. "No, why do you do this to me God?"
Meanwhile Dewey was working with Freddy because he just couldn't seem to hit the cymbal in exactly he right spot to make it TING. He just kept making it TONG and Dewey was getting agitated.
"No Freddy! TING! TING! TING for God's sake!!" Dewey exclaimed. "That's it I need a smoke…I mean a break. Zack come here, teach Freddy how to TING."
Freddy looked indignant. "What? Come one man, he can't drum! That's like making him peel a pot-ah-toe!"
Zack whirled around gracefully, narrowing his eyes. "It's pot-ay-toe you moron!"
"Pot-ah-toe!"
"Pot-ay-toe!"
"Tom-ah-toe!"
"Tom-ay-toe!"
"Ting!"
"Tong!"
"SEXUAL TENSION!" They both exclaimed and crossed their arms, turning away from each other.
"Damn sexual tension…" Tomika muttered under her breath.
"Freddy, Zack. Come on now. Turn around." Dewey coaxed.
"We can't." Zack choked out.
"Why not?" Dewey asked.
"Because I hate him!" Zack exclaimed.
"Well I hate him too!" Freddy yelled back.
"We hate each other?" they said, surprised. Slowly they turned around. They smiled. "We hate each other!" Then they proceeded to beat each other up.
Freddy tackled Zack to the ground, and fists began flying. "I've never hated anyone like this before! I hated you so... much... it... it... the... it... the... flames... flames... flames... on the side of my face... breathing... breathless... heaving breaths…burning flames…"
"Damn," Mrs. White said, slinking away into the corner.
Then it all changed.
Freddy looked at Zack as he was about to punch him. He'd never noticed the way Zack's totally noticeable brown hair curled over his eyes.
Zack looked at Freddy as he was about to defend himself. He'd never noticed the way Freddy's totally noticeable brown eyes sparkled before.
"Zack…" Freddy whispered, bringing his fist down.
"Yes Freddy?" Zack replied, lowering his eyes a bit to where Freddy's nicely toned chest was hovering just inches above his own.
"I…I need to…to tell you something…" Freddy murmured softly, his breath tickling Zack's earlobe.
"You can tell me anything Freddy," Zack said, looking meaningfully into his friend's eyes. "Anything."
"Oh Zack I love you!" he exclaimed.
"I love you too Freddy!" Zack agreed and they started making out.
"Oooook then…" Dewey said. They all walked out, leaving Zack and Freddy alone.
"Zack…Zack…Zack now that we're in love I just want you to know that it was I who stole your guitar last Tuesday, and I who broke the string!"
"What?! Freddy how could you?! I hate you!" With that Zack ran out of the room.
Soon after Emily Browning and Kevin Clark walked into the room. "Hey man, how'd you get your hair like that?" Kevin asked seriously.
"I made out with somebody." Freddy replied morosely.
"Hey Emily Browning, make out with me so my hair looks good."
"No. I'm tired. Maybe tomorrow." She said as she walked into the room she was staying in.
"Hey Freddy, wanna make out with me so my hair looks like yours?"
Freddy's eyes lit up. "Sure!" he exclaimed. They jumped at each other and well….
We'll just leave it at that.
Sooooo yeah. I had fun with his chapter because it was just alllll spur of the momento stuff.
Review if you feel like it. It was shortI know, oh well.Hehehe. I like reviews. So please do so.
-Amy-
P.S.- I need a favor from someone. You see, my aunt is a teacher and she uses me as a guinea pig a lot for stuff she wants to try, and THIS TIME she wants to try to get her school to let her do a pen-pal program. But they won't let her because they're all worried about people getting their students addresses.
So she's asked me for help. She wants to prove that good can come from being a pen pal. (The Centereach school people are stupid and don't know this…) Because she's my godmother and I love her a lot I said I'd help her. But I'm stuck because…well I know everyone in my school basically and there'd be no point in writing them letters if I see them everyday anyway.
So here's where you guys come in: If anyone is interested in helping me, drop me an email and I'll explain what you have to do. Ok? Ok. Thanks.
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