Hellooo! This is my new fic! It's all about what would have happened if Phoebe's plan for her and Joey getting together happened. Major soz but I can't remember the series but hopefully someone will know what I'm on about.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Friends lot- they all belong to Bright, Kauffman and Crane.
To: Ross Geller
From: Monica Geller
Subject: Marriage
Hey, Ross.
Well that's it. My marriage is officially over. I…I don't want to write down why in case some one intercepts this e-mail. You know, I would feel so embarrassed if Rachel or Joey found out about Chandler divorcing me for Phoebe. Omg! I told you! Well that's one awkward phone call off the list.
Now all I have to do is phone Mom and Dad and admit that they were right and I was wrong. I am really not looking forward to that conversation. You know, they never trusted Chandler as soon as they found out he hates Thanksgiving,.
So… mail me as soon as you get this. Please.
Love, Monica (and Jack and Erica).
To: Monica Geller
From: Rachel Green-Geller
Subject: Chandler
Mon-
Are you alright? I heard 'bout him. Don't worry, your precious brother didn't tell me. Can you believe he didn't even tell his wife about her best friend's divorce? Wait- my best friend didn't tell me about her divorce. What did I do, Mon? It's not like I would have given the story to Hello!- "Monica Geller, Top Chef, Splits With Joker-Boy Husband."
Anyway, you know when we came to Tulsa for Thanksgiving last week? Well we stopped at your restaurant on the way out of town… and Ross was giving the waiter the bill when it slipped out that he was your brother, and the waiter guy said how sad it was that you'd split with the man of your dreams.
You told your waiter guy and not me?! I guess eventually I'll quit being mad at you but you are not allowed to ever forgive Chandler. Never, never, never!
By the way, we're coming over again soon- Emma left her favourite Barbie doll at your house. Is it ok for us to stay over Christmas? Ross has ditched us to go to some conference in New Jersey on "The Tyrannosaurus Rex's Toe-Nail Clippings" or something stupid like that.
So, see you Christmas Eve!
Love Rachel
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