Disclaimer: Oh, yes since the last chapter, I now own all full rights to VHD, so all you lawyers can fuck off! (If you couldn't tell I was being sarcastic)

A/N: --singing out of tune—And now I'm BACK! From out' a space! I just walked in to find you hear with that sad look upon your face! --falters—Oh sorry, didn't see you there, heh --sweat drop-- So I suppose your hear for the next chapter? Good, good, go on then, enjoy my hard labours!

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Both girls sat, or rather, lay sprawled all over each other and the grass around them.

"Holly shit that had to have been one hell ova nasty bottle of out of date coke." Raven mumbled with a mouth full of grass.

Emma groggily sat up. "I could have sworn there was a spinning vortex of doom in my kitchen, what a wired drea- HOLY SHIT!! Raven, help, I'm having hallucinations!" Emma had suddenly realised that they weren't in her house any more and the landscape around them looked barren and unfamiliar.

"You and me both."

"What do we do?"

"Ah, face a conniption?"

"Be serious! This is an UBA big problem. What. Do. We. Do?"

Raven scowled. "Don't look at me. I have about as much idea as you do. Well, on second thoughts, I probably have more of an idea then you."

"Really? Then where are we?" Emma asked hopeful.

"We're hear. Duh."

Emma smacked her forehead.

"Your useless."

"Am not, ya stinking red head!"

Emma gasped then sniffed. "There's no need for that."

Raven patted her shoulder. "Your right, I'm sorry." (After all, it was a mega huge insult.)

"Ok, so we don't have a fucking clue where we are, maybe you can tell me why your complexion is so damned pale?" Emma said while pointing at Raven.

"I'm always pale. I'm a fuck'en goth you dum arse."

Emma shook her head. "No, I mean you're really pale. Like, almost blue pale!"

Raven looked down at her hands. "Hmm, interesting." She muttered. She could almost see the veins pumping blood thew her skin it was that translucent.

"Almost like a…"

At that moment, a transparent woman appeared at their sides.

Both girls shrieked in surprise.

"Holly shit Raven! What the fucks that?!" Emma squeaked.

"Um, not good I suppose." Raven replied faintly.

The ghost lady was dressed up like someone out of Mulan Rouge with fishnets, boots, full body corset, fan, and cute little hat thing. "Hay sweetie's, hows it hanging?"

Both girls just stared wide-eyed. The ghost sighed. "Don't be afraid, I aint gonna hurt yar, I already would have if I was going to."

Raven shrugged. "Fair enough." Emma scowled.

"Who are you? What's going on? And what the hell are we doing hear."

The ghost pointed her fan at Emma, "Shut it sugar, and I'll explain it all. First off, I'm Dazzle. It's nice te meet yer both."

Raven nodded and Emma continued to scowl at the sassy ghost.

"I'm Raven, and that's Emma."

"I no hun." The ghost said tartly. "Now, about this hole corfufle. I suppose your both wondering what the heck's going on? Well I'll explain; you both aren't really from your world, your 'Earth' your from this world. You were sent there as small kid's to keep you safe, but now it's time that you came home."

Emma had her hand in the air. "Yes sugar?"

"Um, where exactly is 'hear'?"

The ghost sighed. "This is gonna be hard. Ok, you're in the apocalyptic dimension. There are mutants, monsters Vampires werewolf's and etcetera hear. Magic sort'a exists, dose that help?"

Emma just stared. "Now, like I was saying, you two actually come from hear. Both your parents were of high born blood, in fact, they were both royalty, but both kingdoms were being ripped apart, so they sent you to Earth to be reborn and grow up there until the time came for you to come home."

Raven nodded. "Kind of like sailor Moon and the moon kingdom."

Emma snorted, "Please don't compare our predicament with that stupid blond."

Raven nodded, and Dazzle hmphed. "Well any ways, Emma sweetie, you're an Elf, and immortal being blessed with a agility, speed, magic and the knowledge of your ancestors. Raven sugar, you're a Dampier, blessed and cursed with the gift of immortality and all the powers of the Vampire race."

Both girls sat for a moment, before:

"Awww shit! Like my life wasn't screwed up enough already. Now I'm gonna be a blood thirst day walker. Great." Raven huffed and flopped onto her back.

Emma sat and stared at the ghost. "Your shitting me right? As in Legolas Greenleaf elf? As in arse woopen bad ass mother trucker elf? As in divine being elf?"

Dazzle sighed. "Yes, now about all this, I have to change you both to your true forms, just being hear had changed your complexion Raven, but there's more to come"

Dazzle waved her arms around and chanted something in some sort of… ghost-y… language… thing, and magical lights swirled around both girls and lifted then into the air. Emma gasped and started to do the Sailor moon routine.

"Moon prism POWER!"

Raven laughed and started acting out the part in beauty in the beast when the beast is being transformed back into human and sort of swirled her self around dramatically.

Both girls screeched with laughter, Dazzle just sighed and shook her head, "Aristocrats." She muttered.

And soon both girls were lightly put back on their feet both very different then before.

Emma now stood with fire engine red coloured hair that fell all the way down her back in perfect little ringlets. Her eyes were now an unnaturally bright shade of neon green; her face was long and angular. Her ears were very long and pointed and her entire body was thin bonny and cutely curved. Long dragonfly wings had sprouted from her shoulder blades. Her very skin seemed to glow with an inner light.

While Raven had stood about 5'4" before, she was now closer to 6'. Her before mouse brown hair was now silky black and hung just below her shoulder blades. Her eyes were now a bright unnatural crystal blue. Her ears were pointed,her hands were now long, thin and graceful with perfectly manicured sharp nails. Her body was tall and willowy, and her very presence seemed to chill the air around her.

Both girls studied themselves, before then studying each other. Both started to laugh and joke, and tug on each others cloths, marvelling at how good they both looked, and generally messing around.

Dazzle tapped her foot on the ground (which should be impossible if you think about it) and cleared her thought loudly.

"You no, there is a reason you two were brought back."

"As long as it's not to save the world, I wont feel like any more of a cliché then I already do!" Raven crowed.

Dazzle rolled her eyes. "No, actually, it was to hunt the monsters of the night and help the remainder of your people."

Both girls looked to her and burst out laughing. Emma recovered first. "Shore, shore, ok, let me get this straight. We are both princesses," –She gestured wildly to each other- "And you, have sucked us threw a worm hole, into this world" –more gestures, and sucking noises- "And now you have changed us into what can only be described as hot bad arse anime chicks" –She threw an arm around Ravens shoulders- "And you want us to go on our merry way and hunt down some bad guys? Right?"

"Right."

Both girls fell in a heap laughing again.

Dazzle rubbed the bridge of her nose and sighed in frustration. It was going to be loooooooooong night.

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And there you have it, chapter two in all it's lame arsed, clichéd glory. Flames are welcome, because I do realise how fuck'en corny this thing is, now if you don't mind, its 2:44 AM and I'm fuck'en tied. Good night- morning!

Muse: Reviews are most welcome. Thank you all for your time.

Me: Oh, and sorry for any bad spelling/gramma.