Flashback

The next best thing to happen in my short, little life was on the third week of my being in the WWE. Maria and I walked into the arena then went to the diva locker room to put up our stuff. She said she had to go make a quick phone call...suuuuuure Maria!

She came back in the room a few minutes later and told me to come with her. I kept asking her what this was all about, but would she tell me? NOOOO! We walked all over those hallways until we turned a corner and the one man I'd loved my entire wrestling loving life was right there, flashing me with those white teeth. I passed out.

That really sucked, because I remember nothing. I just saw him and fell to the floor. I woke up with a major headache, but I was grinning. After Maria was sure I was okay she brought him back in the room again. I didn't pass out this time, I just threw up.

I think by then he was done with me. I'd freaked him out enough. But no, he came back a third time, which just proved to me how much of a sweet guy he was. This time I didn't pass out or throw up. I just didn't talk. I couldn't, I wanted to, I just couldn't get the words out.

Maria acted like a true best friend and told him how much he meant to me. He understood and said maybe some other time we could talk. He left and I freaked out. Like, jumping and screaming kind of freaking out. I was in hysterics. I'd just met my idol.

This is it, I thought. But actually, the little crew man brought me to Vince's office. Triple H was there, The Rock was there, and Maria was there. This is what went down:

"Thank you for joining us, Katy," Vince welcomed me with a smug grin. Oh boy, this could only mean something bad! "We need to discuss this storyline. This is going to be one of the biggest events on RAW. The people you see here will be involved in it."

I took a seat and nodded as he carried on. "Tonight on RAW you will go to the diva locker room like you normally would, only this will be on camera. Maria will come up to and ask you about the kiss from last week. You'll say you were just thanking him and it'll go like that for a few minutes. You'll go off camera and the RAW theme will start. You won't have another segment till midway through the show. The cameras will show you getting a drink and Paul will come up to you to question you about last week. You two can discuss what you would like to say. But Katy I would like for you to somehow bring up that you're sorry if it offended him, and he will respond to that by kissing you again."

HOLY ROCK TUESDAY! ARE YOU SERIOUS? I HAVE TO KISS THAT BABOON BUTT AGAIN?! Oh no, but Vince wasn't done!

"That will end that segment, and end everything you will be doing for this show. Well you will escort him to his match that he has, but you know that already." Actually no I didn't, but okay Vince, whatever floats your boat.

"As you all know, Dwayne here is one of the major heels currently, and will Paul is a babyface, just like you Katy. You two guys will begin a feud tonight. Paul, during your match, The Rock will run in and cost you the match. Down the road somewhere, Dwayne you will decide you want Katy."

OOOH REALLY VINCE? My ears were prickin up now!

"At this coming Pay-per-view, Katy you will turn heel and side with Rock. You will help him win the match against Paul."

And the angels came down and sang a lovely, lovely song!!

"Now Maria, your part will be the concerned best friend. You of course do not believe that Triple H here is fit for your best friend."

Well ain't the dang truth?

"Are there any questions or any disagreements?"

And of course, Triple H raised his fat, ape hand!

"Is she still going to be in a locker room with me?"

"Not this RAW, but the next RAW, yes Katy will be sharing a locker room with you." Thanks Vince, thanks! "Alright, so is that everything?"

"Yes," we actually all said that at the same time.

"Okay thank you all for joining me here, and I'll be sending out people to inform you what will happen on each RAW."

And we left. Maria and I went to the diva locker room to get ready for our little segment. And this time, I did a back flip! I WAS WITH THE ROCK!! AHHHHH!! Well not YET, but I would be soon enough! The next pay-per-view was in a month, which was 4 more RAWs, and by then, I'd be a heel and with my favorite man in this entire world! Who cares that the fans would hate me, not me!

Of course, in the storylines I'd have to act like I hated Maria. Man! Just when I started feeling great! What if she's turning heel too?! Now that would rock! I just have to wait and see what happens.

I was in the locker room getting ready with Maria and that's when the camera's started rolling.

"Hey Katy?"

"Yeah Ri?" Maria, Ri, what's the difference?

"Well, you know last week, you kissed Hunter. And … well …"

"Well what? I was just thanking him. It wasn't like we ran off to a hotel or got married our anything."

"I know but Katy…have you looked at him lately?"

"Actually, yeah I have, and he isn't that bad looking." In reality I was thinking, no I haven't. Why haven't I? Because he's disgusting!

"Uhh…are you on drugs? What is going on? You know Katy; I just don't think Hunter is good enough for you."

"What? Okay, so now you don't even want me to be happy? Face it Maria, nobody can ever meet your standards. It's my life, and I'll do it how I please!"

I turned and stomped out of the room. Inside I was feeling like a brat, but I just had to keep telling myself it was just for the show.

Our segment ended and that was that, the RAW theme played. Then mid way through the show, just like Vince said, I was told to prepare for my other segment with monkey head.

I went to a room where they had a table set up with drinks and everything on it. The cameras started rolling and I filled up a cup with some juice stuff that was actually really good. It was probably Gatorade…haha! I took another drink as my most favorite big nosed idiot came up to me. I downcast my eyes so that I looked like I was embarrassed or whatever. Then I started to walk away but he grabbed my arm. Okay hi, let's not do that I'd like to stay germ free.

"Stay a minute would you? I think we should talk."

"You do?"

"Yeah, Katy, I do." Bleck, he used my name!

"Oh, okay…"this is where I put my drink down. "Well, what do you want to talk about?"

"Last week."

This is where I looked up, and wanted to throw up from looking at him, but I looked up. "Listen Hunter, I hope I didn't offend you, I was just tryin' to tell you than-"

Okay and gag time! He put two fingers on my lips. I was half thinking about biting them, the other half thinking about what was next to come and about all the people watching. If I had to do this, I as going to do it good! I was going to do it…for the people!

He said something cheesy; I don't remember what it was though. I just remember him putting those extra crispy lips on mine that were smoother than The Rock's bottom. Why do I know this? Because I use carmex, 24/7, just like my dad.

That man was one of the worst kissers I'd ever kissed in my life. Anyways, the camera turned off and I went to the locker room and brushed my teeth and used mouth wash. I did that for at least 10 minutes until a crewman came and got me and told me it was time for his match.

So I came to the ring with him and I was cheering him on whenever he was doing something good, which isn't as easy as it sounds. Then The Rock ran in, and it was yet another difficult task not wanting to cheer that 275 pounds of full sexiness man on!

He got Batista disqualified for hitting Triple H with a chair. Then I slid in and had to act like I sincerely cared. I went in as Rock was about to smash him with another chair shot but I put myself over him. He was all sweaty and ewwww!! I just kept thinking to myself about the next pay per view when I got to hug The Rock after he defeated Paul with my help. Heh!

RAW went off air with The Rock staring at me weird. Then we all went to the back, separately of course. And that was the end of that show.

I think we did about 3 house shows that week. I just escorted your royal nose to the ring. By royal, I mean like royally huge! And then Monday night rolled back around. I walked into the building with Maria when low and behold The Rock was right there! Waiting to talk…TO ME!

"Hey girls, what do you think about this storyline?" Ohhh my, was he hott!! And his voice was to die for!

"I think it'll go great! I just really hate HHHerpes!" Maria always called him that…which was fine with me, I sometimes called him that too.

"I think it'll be great! Especially after the pay-per-view…when I get to be with you." D'oh! Did I just say that out loud? Must have he's lookin at me weird.

Maria smacked my head and my face turned 5 shades of red.

"Right…well you two take it easy." And he left. God almighty I felt like one of the biggest jackasses.

Maria and I started making our way to the locker room to get ready, and then I remembered I was going to be with that idiot. I left Maria to go to the locker room that I would miss so much. I found a crew man and asked where my locker room would be. He pointed me in the right direction.

The door didn't say anything, which was a relief. I walked in and put my bags down. It wasn't too shabby of a locker room. It had two leather couches, some little lockers, and a bathroom, with a shower!

I got settled in and then he came in. We didn't talk, and that was perfectly fine with me! Then a member of the higher-ups came in.

"Good afternoon you two."

"Hello," I said this, not him! Oh no, it was beneath this jerk to talk to somebody that wasn't equivalent to him.

"I just wanted to tell you what would be going on tonight. Katy, you will have a match tonight against Victoria. Batista will be banned from ringside. The Rock will come down and give you the Rock Bottom and Victoria will get the win."

AHHHHHHH!!! THE ROCK IS GOING TO TOUCH ME! Okay! Calm Katy calm!

"After the match, Katy you'll start to get to your feet and realize that Rock is still in the ring with you. You'll be scared and he'll begin to back you into a turnbuckle."

Oh really? This is starting to sound like a dream…never mind.

"He'll start talking trash to you and grab you by the hair."

Right now, Mr. Dude in the black shirt, you are hitting close to home with a dream. Erm…never mind.

"Paul, you will then run to make the save. You can beat him up and finish it with the Pedigree. Then a few matches later we'll come here and Katy you'll be laying on one of the couches with an ice pack under your back, saying you're hurting from the Rock Bottom. Paul you'll come out of the bathroom and check on her. No kissing or anything, unless you want to. Vince said you two could discuss it and do whatever you thought felt right."

Oh praise The Rock! I don't have to kiss that foul mouthed moron!

"That's all! Thanks for your time, and good luck tonight."

"Thank you," this time he said this. I was still in la la land thinking about that dream.

"Alright, so let's discuss."

Dag nabbit! That snapped me out of my happy place. Oh well, here goes nothing!