Look at that bald ranting girl over there
Oh wait! It's just Peach and she burned off her hair!
I guess that's what happens when you're a little priss
She throws bombs everywhere, but always seems to miss.
The pans, the golf clubs, the rackets, the mines
Can't stop her from blowing up 9000 times.
Oh look! It's Zelda! Wait, no! It's Sheik!!
She escaped from the circus, that sex-changing freak!
She can't do much damage, in fact none at all.
We'll throw her off the stage and call it a draw.
But how shall we do it? What else can't she do?
Can she see motion sensors? Can we poison her food?
Get Link for the job! There he is right now!!
He cuts things into pieces– wait, the other way around.
Careless with a sword, his arrows; he's lame!
The biggest suicide rate in all of the game.
"I know," he says, "Let's jump of the edge!"
3 seconds later, I'm shaking my head.
Poor little Roy, always compared to Marth.
Let's make him feel better; let's make him fart!!
Charge up your sword Roy! Get ready for attack.
When he let's go, man it's a good laugh!
Smoke and dust, explosions, it's corrupt!!
They say it's part of the move, I think it's a cover up...
The bean scent is sure to attract my cuddly friend!
I knew it! It's Kirby!! He's a weight again.
The shape-shifting blob is my best pet rock!
Hit him over and over...wait! Let's put him into shock!
Make sure he can't move and here use this water spray.
Pikachu will soon be on his merry way.
Here he comes now! ZAP that was fun!
I wonder what happens if we leave him out in the sun?
We'll tie him to this weird looking thing...stop running!!
Hey there's Samus...gasp the lava is rising!
I'll climb to safety and leave Pikachu behind.
I'd offer you help, but I'll gladly decline!
A/N: More to come soon don't worry!! and if i'm offending anyone, i'm sorry but it's just for fun! i love all these characters )