Disclaimer: Don't own Prince of Tennis
This is an extra 'omake' about what happened behind the scene between Mystery and The Aftermath. Unfortunately, whatever it is in this chapter will never ever happened in reality (I hope it was) it just came from my crazy sadistic mind for our favorite stoic buchou. ENJOY!
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FOR ALL THE WONDERFUL REVIEWERS:
FOR Knanaki: Thank you I'm glad you like it. I thought hard how to make the last part was the funniest / craziest.
FOR Grasshopper: Thank you We knew that there was NO sane players in Seigaku. What you have to do was, watch POT over and over again so you could be equally crazy as them sweatdrop And here's the update
FOR RandomFlame: Yup, I meant invincible not 'invisible' the thing was I used this spell checker in MS Word (you know the red and green lines) and couldn't find 'invincible' so automatically I changed it into 'invisible' (but I was so stupid that I didn't even realize that I typed invicible instead of invincible, no wonder it didn't give the right result -) gomen if I made you confused. Ryoma: that proves you were too lazy to check it again. May: urusai! Ryoma: Mada mada dane. May: twitch
FOR Shiomi: Thank you I knew Tezuka's character was so hard to capture since he rare expressed his feeling or said many words. And about Ryoma, why did I make him blush? First, he was just making out with Tezuka when the other regulars came because of Eiji's information. Secondly, don't you think he'd look more kawaii when he was blushing rather than glaring to anyone? Ryoma: is this some sort of self-defence? May: BRAT! Sorry, for the grammar errors ne since it wasn't beta-ed yet. --
FOR XxMaster-ExX: Don't worry Fuji willsucceed in this chapter. Just ask him whether you can have one too.
FOR Peanut: Yes, I extremely agree with you; there're not many TezuRyo out there. So, I made one, just couldn't help it. They're just too adorable together. I'm glad you like the humor since this is my first time writing fic with humor genre. Yes, I mean 'invincible' not 'invisible'. POOR ME! Thanks for waiting and here's the update ne!
FOR midnight swan: I'm happy that you read it though you never read TezuRyo before.Gomen, you're right I mean invincible not invisible. And here I give three more chapters.
FOR RuByMoOn17: I'm glad that you like it. Don't worry, no offense since I know there were lots of mistakes in the previous chapter but I'll try my best to fix it and recheck this chapter too. I haven't got any words from my beta-reader (she's kinda busy right now) and I'm looking for another beta reader in order to help her task. Okay
FOR Jia, Babymar-mar, TEZRYO, IncubusSuccubus and Sapphirexkat: Thank you – I'm glad that you like it. Yes, I definitely agree that there're not many TezuRyo out there but I just simply adore them SO much. That's why I made this fic. And here's the update! An extra chapter!
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Warning: Whatwill you read latercontains craziness, stupidity, and a hell of OOCness (Tricky Oishi, worried Eiji, genius Momo, definitely evil Ryoma, scared Atobe, and crazed hormonal Tezuka)
Tezuka: I'm what? (shocks) what do you mean with 'crazed-hormonal'?
May: Shut up! Just read the story. You'll know eventually.
Tezuka: But…
May: (ignores) Now on to the story!
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Extra – "Mystery" Behind the Scene
Tezuka: (looks warily at Ryoma and May who are talking quietly not far from him)
Ryoma: (whispers) I told you, he's a lion in bed!
May: (gasps) really? I don't know that!
Ryoma: (whispers) don't judge from his stoic feature! You saw it right that buchou's gone wild in the last chapter?
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Tezuka who is listening to everything finally can't stand it anymore
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Tezuka: Echizen! Neuma! (stern) what are you up to this time?
Ryoma: (startled) Aa… buchou, we don't see you before.
May: (blinks) Hi, Tezuka-san. How are you today? (smiles)
Tezuka: (twitches) I ask you, what were you two talking about?
Ryoma and May: (blinks) Nothing! (together)
Tezuka: Don't play dumb with me! (gives them a do-you-really-think-I-believe-that look) I heard my name was mentioned earlier.
May: (makes a surprise look) Oh really? (sighs) Well, then if that's the case…
Ryoma: I guess we'll just tell him the truth.
Tezuka: Hn. (crosses his arm against his chest, waiting for them to speak)
Ryoma and May: (look at each other then smirk)
Tezuka: (gulps) I think I shouldn't have asked them (feels something bad is going to happen)
May: We were talking about your action in the previous chapter (smirks)
Ryoma: Exactly! Especially… the one in the end of chapter 1. (grinning from ear to ear now)
Tezuka: (now regretting why did he ask them) Oh… ah… uh… (gulps)
Ryoma: (smirks evilly) It's so fun seeing you were so careless like that! 1
May: Yeah, meanwhile we all know that what you say the most on the whole series is…
Ryoma: (clears his throat) Ahem… (speaks in a low heavy voice) Yudan Sezu ni ikou! (with a face that very Tezuka-like)
Tezuka: (twitching and glaring deadly to Echizen and Neuma who are rolling on the floor, laughing)
May: where was your favorite word, Buchou? (laughs)
Tezuka: (groans) GRR… (points at Neuma) YOU… (glares deadly) You made me like a complete idiot and mortified me to death.
May: (stops laughing) Hey, it wasn't my fault! You were just too horny at that time. (smirks)
Tezuka: (gasps) I was what? Hor… (stammered) horny. I wasn't…
May: Yes, you were horny. H-O-R-N-Y! (emphasizes each letter)
Tezuka: I… I was… (speechless)
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Suddenly the rest of the Seigaku regulars appeared from no where
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Eiji: Unya, Tezuka, horny? (wide eye) Was it even possible nya?
Everyone: (sweatdrop)
Tezuka: (insulted) Yes, it was possible. (pause) Oh crap! (realizes what the hell he was just saying and seeing those maddeningly wide smirks from the others)
Momo: Wow, we must rejoice this senpais. Buchou's improving!
Echizen: So are you Momo-senpai (smirks) for using such sophisticated words.
Momo: Hey, what do you mean by that, brat?
Inui: Ii…data. (scribbles) Interesting… very interesting, Tezuka. (evil chuckle)
Oishi: guys, it's not good talking about people in front of them.
Tezuka: (looks at the only one of his team members who is somehow kind-hearted) Oishi…
Oishi: (whispers) Let's find somewhere else where there's no Tezuka so we can talk freely.
Tezuka: (wide eyed) NANI!
Everyone: (shocks)
Eiji: Oishi (touches his lover's forehead) Daijoubu ka?
Momo: Oishi-senpai, are you sick?
Echizen: Che, that's not working well enough Fuji-senpai. You forget to hide your horn (points at the said object in Oishi's head) and your tail too.
Fuji: (giggles) Smart little devil, aren't you, Echizen? (takes his (Oishi's face) mask off then conjures Oishi's out of nowhere and unties him) I love playing with people. (giggles innocently)
Everyone: (sweatdrop) SCARY!
Tezuka: (swallows a whole bottle of aspirin already)
Fuji: Saa… where were we? (smiles wider)
Tezuka: FUJI! (glares murderously at the tensai)
Kawamura: Minna, umm… (felt pity for Tezuka) I think it's better
if we go back to… huh, nanika, Echizen?
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Silence
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Kawamura: GRREATTOOO… BURNING! COME ON; SPIT IT OUT, TEZUKA BABEEH… (he means 'baby') NO NEED TO BE SHY. HAHAHA… Ore-sama WANTS TO HEAR EPERYTHINGGG… GREATO! (racquet flies off his hand) uh…um… (turns bright red) Go… Gomen Tezuka-buchou. Gomen… (bows) GOMEN (bows) GOMEN (bows) Tezuka…
Tezuka: (groans) It's alright Kawamura (rubs his temple while glaring at the true culprit who is just smirking) What a mess!
May: Na Fuji, back at our topic, we were convincing Tezuka and the readers that he is indeed a normal teenager after all!
Tezuka: (ready to explode) Excuse me! Of course I'm normal!
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Silence
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Fuji: (smiled wickedly) Is that mean you admit that you were too horny to even lock the door at that time then?
Inui: Nice move from Fuji (scribbles) as usual. Ii data…
Kaidoh, Oishi, Eiji, Kawamura: (blushes) A/N: KAWAII!!
May and Ryoma: (grinning like Cheshire cats now)
Tezuka: (growls and wants to kill himself and the others too) ENOUGH! Everyone, 1000 laps NOW!
May: You can't punish me. I'm not a tennis club member (sticks out her tongue)
Tezuka: (twitches) FINE! I'll deal with you LATER! But the rest of you, run your laps NOW!
Ryoma: (thinks) Hmm… Ne May (everyone looks at him) In this fic, I'm Buchou's lover right?
May: (raises an eyebrow) Yeah, why?
Ryoma: (flashes an evil smile, the one which could rival Fuji's, at Tezuka)
Tezuka: (unconsciously takes a step back) E-Echizen (gulps)
Fuji: (chuckles, knowing what'll happen next) Echizen surely is a fast learner ne!
Tezuka: (glares at the equally evil smile caster prodigy)
Ryoma: (clears his throat) Ahem… Tezuka, 40 laps around the court NOW!
Everyone (minus Fuji): (jaws dropping thinking that Echizen's just signed his dead wish)
Tezuka: (glares at the boy wonder, ready to kill) YOU (points at Ryoma) CAN'T make your captain do that! (gives Ryoma have-you-gone-senile-or-what look) plus what make you think I WILL even do that?
Ryoma: (smirks arrogantly) Of course I can, remember I'm YOUR lover buchou (Tezuka winces) that's why you WILL do it (tiptoes, leaning into Tezuka) or (purrs on the older boy's ear in a low seductive voice) you won't get any… (nibbles) tonight!
Everyone: (blushes, including Tezuka though it was only 0.1 second)
Tezuka: (recovers himself quickly and glares at the boy as if saying YOU WOULDN'T DARE)
Ryoma: (smirks even wider as if challenging TRY ME)
Everyone: (silent) … (waiting)
Tezuka: (groans) GRR… (grumbles) UGGH (fights his rising hormone HARD) No… (shakes his head, resisting) But if I don't… I won't get laid… and the brat was too damn good in… (having inner battle, lots of dirty thoughts swim over in his head) ARGHH (sighs in defeat) Hhh… fine! (his hormone wins over his sanity in the end) A/N: evil laughter
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And an unbelievably powerful invisible force made him run his laps
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Everyone: (stared in disbelief with what's happening)
May: that was so cool, Ryoma!
Fuji: saa... it is and FUN too! (chuckles)
Ryoma: mada mada dane, buchou!
Inui: hormone's influence on Tezuka is 100 percent (writes down the precious information furiously). Ii data… (mumbles) this will help me to beat Tezuka (mumble)
Oishi: I-Inui...
Everyone: sweatdrop
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Suddenly… JRENG… JRENG…
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Atobe: Tezuka… Tezuka… (clasps for the DIVA) I don't know you could be outsmarted by your team member (glances at Ryoma) furthermore by a mere ichinen gaki 2 (snorts) na Kabaji?
Kabaji: usu
Ryoma and Tezuka (still running his lap): (glare deadly at the diva)
Atobe: that proves you, you, and you! (points at everyone)
May: heh, me too?
Atobe: yeah, YOU TOO! All of you are nothing compare to me, Atobe Keigo (flicks his perfect hair) I'm the best!
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Ore-sama no bigi yoi na, the rest of Hyoutei's team suddenly appear with pink pom-pom in the background
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Ryoma: (tsks) narcissist! (turns at May) Yo, is there any of your fics that paired me up with the monkey king over there (points his thumb at Atobe)
Atobe: (raises eyebrows) WHAT? Ore-sama with YOU! (points back)
May: (clicks her mouse) wait, um…
Ryoma: hold on, aren't you the damn writer? Why can't you remember your own fics?
May: shut up! (glare) yes there're some of them and (gasps) (Ryoma: are you sure you are the one who write them?) even you two are the main pairing in one of them (winks at Ryoma and Atobe)
Atobe: WHAT!
Ryoma: (smirks evilly at the shocked and now scared diva Perfect!
Atobe: (gulps) yo-you're not planning to… (can't finish his sentence afraid that he was 120 right) ...aren't you?
Ryoma: Just see! (licks his lip, gazing lustfully at the panicked Atobe)
Atobe: (more gulps) Uh-oh, I'm dead
Fuji: (smiles) Omedete, Atobe-san!
Tezuka: Hh… (pants) Ganbatte ne (pants) Atobe. Hh… hh… Remember, yudan (pant) sezu ni ikou (runs)
Inui: Twenty more laps to go, Tezuka (still observing)
May: Look who was talking! (snickers)
Ryoma: Mada mada dane!
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Saa… now you understand why it'd never ever happened in the anime! Well, what are you waiting for minna, review, tell me what you think? Crazy, stupid, silly, funny, anything. Ja! "Reviews make fics better"
1 Ryoma refers to when Tezuka forgot to lock the door
2 Freshman brat
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Next on Aftermath: When the other regulars discovered the relationship between buchou and Ochibi that day, what was going to happen next? A total chaos and a confession session must be held. However things got worse when parents involved!
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May: So, you've got your answer ne, Tezuka-buchou!
Tezuka: W-why… (shaky voice) why did you do this to me? (desperately holding tears that threatened to spill any time)
May: Hehehe… That because you're one of MY MOST FAVE CHARAS Kuni-kun! (smile) and I love torturing my fave charas.
Tezuka: Bu-but don't you think it's enough already?
May: (crinkles her brows) enough? (smiles wickedly) We're far from done, Kuni-buchou!
Tezuka: (sweatdrop) God, please save me from this crazy girl! (begs helplessly and cries in sorrow)
May: (smiles in satisfaction) Oh and about the fic I mentioned before; the title is Labyrinth of Mind. It is my next project and I've finished the first chapter. here's a glimpse of it. Pairing: Tezu X Ryo X Ato. Yes, this time is Atobe torture! Fufufu...
Mizuki: Hey, that's my line!
May: Hush, Mizuki no baka! Leave now... hush... before Fuji spots you.
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Ryoma's POV
"Ne, Echizen-kun!"
I opened my eyes and saw Atobe Keigo looming over a bit too… close, "Hn?" Now, I was also quite aware with Atobe's choice of calling my name.
What I didn't expect was what he did next; he lifted my body a bit out of the water then planted a kiss on my lips. It was a brief one, only lips brushing lips. I blinked several times, not believing what was just happened.
Atobe… Atobe Keigo, he… no, the monkey king kissed me!!
After recovering my shock, I shot him my best death glare. Instead of backing away, like most of people, he just chuckled before leaning forward, "Do you know how cute you are like this?"
I could feel his warmth breath on my cheek and shivered involuntary but I covered it by glaring at him,
"Ah… I see you're awed with my beauty," he teased, running a hand through my hair.
I glared the deadliest ever and slapped his hand away. "You might not know this. No one does! But Tezuka and I…"
"Are together," he cut off, "For like about… four months or so if I'm not wrong," he added lazily.
How did he know? I blinked; the look of surprise on my face must've been obvious since he was smirking even wider.
"Honestly, what did you SEE in him?"
Now, I was angry, even though Tezuka wasn't a good boyfriend, didn't mean anyone (especially HIM) could say such thing.
I snapped, "YOU know nothing about him. He's…"
Again I was cut off, "The most unromantic lover in the world. He never kisses you or treats you in a proper way or at least like the way you want it. And he never gives a damn about you," I gasped utterly shocked; he smirked arrogantly, "He's a cold-hearted bastard. That's what WE know!"
How the hell on earth he knows that often I think how cold Tezuka is to me, his own lover? "Ho-how…" I couldn't finish my question or say a single word to fight back his insult since they all hit their home. My voice was caught in my throat.
"Of course I know Echizen-kun… I know everything about you!" It was his final answer before once more closing the distance between us.