Written by Telepathic Angel and MiEsHa
Summary: What would happen if the X-Men found themselves in the world of Harry Potter? Co-written…story has no real purpose just for laughs! Watch out for crazy quirks and silliness…BEWARE!
Disclaimer: X-Men: Evolution does not belong to us it belongs to those annoying people at Marvel…. unless they are reading this… those wonderfully talented people at Marvel… Have a good day!
Notes: This story is co-written and will therefore be released under both authors' names and in both the X-Men: Evolution and Harry Potter sections. Hehe I sound smart!
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Now onto Chapter TwoDrops of sweat sped down her face and her usually shiny hair was plastered to her skin. Her emerald green eyes stayed fixed to the darkness ahead of her as goose bumps arose on her bare shoulders and her white teeth silently chattered. Her hands clenched tighter as the darkness prevailed; it seemed to sift through her very being, making her heart beat faster and faster until…
"Ow Jean, could you grip my arm any tighter," Scott exclaimed. The tension in her fingers began to lessen as she realised where indeed she was: safe in the Xavier Mansion.
Kurt Wagner and Kitty Pryde were sitting on the red couch opposite the one Scott and her were sitting on. Kitty rolled her eyes,
"Oh my God Jean, if I knew you were gonna get hysterical I'd rent Play School," she laughed at her own joke and when she noticed no one else was laughing narrowed her eyes at Kurt and punched him in the arm. Kurt forced out a laugh, he knew not to mess with her when she was trying to be funny.
Scott looked at Jean concerned, "You sure you're okay?" he asked. He never liked to see her in pain even if it was only a horror movie…he chuckled to himself.
"Um yeah…I'm good," she turned her head back to the television and forced a smile on her face.
'It's only a movie,' she thought as she tried to release the tension her body was holding and huddled closer to Scott and his warmth.
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Kurt yawned deeply as he turned his fuzzy blue head away from 'The Ring' and moved his eyes towards Jean. Her teeth were still chattering and he could see Scott wince from the pain she caused him by holding onto his arm. The corners of Kurt's mouth rose up into a smirk as he prepared to teleport, 'this is gonna be good,' he thought to himself.
'Bamf'
Three heads turned in his direction, "Where'd he go?" asked a puzzled Scott.
Before they could find out where he got to, Kurt teleported behind Jean,
"Seven days," he whispered before bursting into laughter. Jean shrieked at the words she heard not too long ago in the horrible horror movie that Kitty forced her to watch. She turned around to see Kurt's yellow eyes flicker in the candlelight.
"You weasel," she screamed as she stopped him dead in his tracks with her telekinesis, "You're gonna pay for that," she turned him upside down and hung him by the tail on the clothesline outside.
As all this was going on a swirling pool of mist went unnoticed by the four teenagers. It appeared by the television seemingly getting larger by the second. The furniture creaked as it slowly began to pull everything in the room towards it.
"Hmph!" Jean crossed her arms and sat back in her seat now that she was done terrorising Kurt. Unfortunately he had gotten himself off the clothesline and made his way back inside, when…
Jean shrieked again.
"Jean the DVD has been turned off," Scott reassured her as he turned around.
"Oh shit," he whispered as he saw Kurt and Kitty turn as well to see what was wrong.
"Ahh, it's 'The Ring.' Kurt you cursed it," Jean screamed as she hid behind the couch she was sitting on only minutes beforehand.
Kitty sighed, "We shoulda borrowed Kate and Leopold, at least it has something good to look at…why can't Hugh be…oh 20 years younger," her eyes left the room as she imagined something I don't really want the public to know about.
When she came back to reality she saw a table fly towards her. Using her powers she phased through just in time for it to hit Kurt behind her,
"Zanks Kitty," he snarled,
"No problem," she beamed.
On the other side of the room Jean and Scott were doing their best to avoid the flying furniture (A/N: that should become a Lemony Snicket book on account of the first and second word starting with…nah who cares), Scott; using his optic beam and Jean; her telekinesis.
Scott noticed the television had already flown into the vortex, "Oh great," he muttered before getting hit by a video cabinet flying past. Jean turned to see Scott on the ground and ran to his aid,
"Scott?" she pleaded, "Wake up!" she stated before he was pulled from her grasp into the fog before her, "Nooo," she screamed as she reached out to grab him. Her balance put off, she soon flew into the mist after him much to her disappointment.
Kitty and Kurt watched as Jean and Scott were sucked into the smog. Kurt shrugged his shoulders at Kitty and teleported them to the front of the portal as it began to dissipate.
"I'd take Zis instead of 'Za Ring' any day," Kurt exclaimed as they jumped into the portal hand in hand.
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Authors' Notes: Ok then…if anyone hasn't seen 'The Ring' the phrase 'seven days' is from that movie and y'all should see it…unless you're like us and you get freaked out easy (we have seen it though!)! Ok the past two chapters weren't all that funny but the next one, is the funniest one yet on account of there only being three chapters so far…
Anyway…hopefully you won't wet your pants and have to get a new pair of jeans like I did when we were writing it!
One last thing…REVIEW! hehe!