Author's Note: (tears of happiness) I got reviews! And Y'all actually liked it! I'm shocked, and proud. And, to those of you actually still reading this, I love all of you and shall clear up a few things. I'm not ending it here, that would be silly, I'm thinking three to four chapters with this, amybe more. And I know what y'all are thinking, "Why don't they just buy him some gel?!" Because then there would be no story, silly gooses, you shall all see my plans for that. And don't worry, Robin will be returned safe only slightly mussed. I can't garuntee he won't have a nightmare and bed-wetting problem for the rest of his life after this though.

Disclaimer: I do not own the Teen Titans... (tries to sneak away with Raven in a headlock)(is thrown back with black magic-y stuff) Ouch...

"Haha! I am sooo beating you dude!" Beast Boy exclaimed, throwing his head back and cackling at Cyborg, who was frantically tapping at his controller.

Raven glanced up, giving Beast Boy a long glare before returning to her current book and Starfire was just sitting, smiling, and watching all of this in a obliviously happy way, as Starfire will do from time to time.

This was the general scene when Robin stepped into the room. His hat was pulled low so it gave his eyes much the effect of Raven's when her hood is up. No one really noticed him at first until Starfire jumped to her feet to greet him.

"Good morning, Robin!" she exclaimed, not even noticing his odd choice in headgear until she soared a few feet towards him, "Why are you wearing the funny hat usually preferred by Earthly based ball players Robin?" she asked, tilting her head to one side as she continued to stare at him.

Beast Boy turned away for a moment to look too,

"She's right dude, it like, totally clashes."

Robin ducked his head, hiding even more under the horribly out of place light blue and yellow hat.

"There's something I need your help with." he said shakily, this was a very hard thing for him, though he wanted his friends' help, he couldn't face the music that this was the first bad hair day he had had since... he had grown hair.

"We'll do anything for you man," Cyborg insisted, now looking concerned

"Yes, friend Robin, we are always here." Starfire put it sincerely, Raven actually put her book down and nodded.

"Alright," Robin drew a long breath, "I have- I've-"

Beast Boy came over and patted his shoulder encouragingly

"I've- I've run out of hair gel!" Robin cried out in anguish, letting the cap drop off as he fell to his knees and hit the floor with his fists at the force of the words.

Sweat drops all around.

"Robin, is that all?" Raven asked, raising an eyebrow

Robin gaped at her, his eyes beginning to water, "Is that all?! My hair is a wreck! I can't be seen like this!" he cried, scurrying away to curl up against the couch, using his cape as a cocoon type deal, as a five year old would with his security blanket.

"Ladies and gentleman, Robin has cracked." Beast Boy announced unnecessarily, looking at his huddled leader.

Cyborg glanced at him, "Guys, this actually seems serious, he's like... a different person."

"He's not a person, he's a lump..." Raven corrected doubtfully

"He is our friend, and he needs our help," Piped Starfire in a very Starfire-y way

"And I can't see him like this," Beast Boy sighed, "Okay, what do we do?"

"Uh, Starfire? Are you sure this is a great idea?" Cyborg asked, his expression a mix of nervousness, concern, and nausea.

They were standing in the kitchen, all five of them, well actually, four were standing, Robin was duct-taped to a chair... whimpering. The other titans had been forced to do this since every time they had tried to let Robin stand or sit on his own anywhere he had huddled into his curled up fetal position, making weak little squeaking noises whenever anyone came near.

"I'm sure it is fine," Starfire answered cheerfully, slathering a goopey blue and purple substance onto Robin's hair with a wooden spoon

"What is it exactly?" Beast Boy asked, nose wrinkled from the stuff's smell, which put one in mind off a run over bunny that had rotted in the road for three days straight then had had boiled cabbage poured onto it.

"It is a recipe of my people, we usually use it when one has bad gas but once it dries it becomes extremely hard, and will return Robin's hair to it's natural state." she explained, trying to shape Robin's hair using the spoon and a butter knife.

"If you say so," muttered Raven, turning back to the book she had open, searching for something that may help them.

"Dude, it like, burns..." Beast Boy suddenly cried, having stuck a finger into the gunk. He darted to the sink and ran cold water over his hand. When he held it up there was a large hold in the glove, and an angry red and purple swelling on the finger.

"I must have... messed up the ingredients..." Starfire said haltingly,

"Yeah, I'd say so!" Cyborg yelled, trying to find something to scrub the substance off Robin's hair with. Robin squealed continuously, twitching frantically until Cyborg finally battled the stuff off with a mop and Raven used her powers to extract it from his hair before it was burned to the scalp.

"Whew, that was close, Starfire, from now on we are using Earth tactics, okay?" Beast Boy gasped as he watched the rest of the neutralized Tamaranian ick flow down the drain.

"Um guys, his hair is still there, at least, but I think it got worse..." Raven said slowly, having just now seen the trembling Robin's locks.

The other three titans turned around slowly, and gasped their horror.

Dunm dun dun! What have I done to our darling Robbie?! You shall see my friends. I'm planning to do some reviewer-recognizing at the end of the last chapter, just so y'all know. I don't think this worked out as smoothly as the first chapter but I want to know what y'all think about my baby. (hugs fic)