"So mysterious words have appeared on the Bone Eater's Well?" asked Shippo.
"That's right Shippo! Said Kagome. "They just poofed right up... There are many things we could have done to evoke it but Kaede found some Jewel Shards and saw Sesshomaru by the village and I have a feeling he went down the well..."
"Maybe you're right Kagome!" Shipp said. "That or Sesshomaru is a big clod when it comes to Shikon Shards!"
"I'll agree!" Inuyasha stated. "My brother is a big clod... And a doofus... And a baka... an..." Inuyasha began to count off on his fingers.
When he reached fucking shithead, Kagome 'Sat' him because 'He was swearing in front of little children.'
Inuyasha got up to hurt Kagome but she 'Sat' him again.
"So Kaede what should we do about the appearance of the words on the Bone Eater's Well?" Kagome asked putting her foot on Inuyasha's twitching head.
Inuyasha bit her toe and Kagome stepped down harder leaving a red foot pirnt on Inuyasha's face.
Inuyasha stood up and Shippo laughed really, really hard. Inuyasha was so angry that he threw Shippo to France. Shippo was confused since he couldn't speak French. So he just walked around trying to figure out how to get back.
Meanwhile...
"Osuwari! Osuwari! Osuwari! Stupid, stupid, stupid!!!" Kagome screamed at Inuyasha.
Inuyasha fell to the ground three times and then got up.
Kagome sighed and said, "Kaede how do we get the... KAEDE!"
Inuyasha rushed to Kagome's side and asked, "What's wrong?"
"Kaede... she's missing!"
Meanwhile...
"What have you done with Lord Sesshomaru?" a mysterious voice asked.
"I did nothing ye idiot!" Kaede said. "Now le me go!"
Inu Kaiba: I'm going to leave it here...