Announcer: Last time...
Inu Kaiba: Go 'way!!! Sings Immobile...
Announcer: Am I fired?
Inu Kaiba: Yes since I don't want to have you pu thtta shit in here anymore.
Announcer: T.T Alright. I think I'll go get a job as a bus driver.
Inu Kaiba: Gets on bus in morning AAHHHHHHH! MY SCARY INDIAN ANNOUNCR WITH A TURBAN IS NOW MY BUS DRIVER! AAAAAAAA!
Deaf Kids: Muteness
Inu Kaiba: Ya ok you deaf kids scare me. I'm gonna get on the bus now and ignore you. Bai.
"Inu Yasha do you smell Kaede?" Kagome asked.
"Hmmm.... In that direction!" Inu Yasha said pointing west.
Kagome jumped on Inu Yasha's back and he leapt or ran through towns and forests. They kept running until Inu Yasha was sure he smelled Kaede. He dug his feet into the dirt and sniffed around.
When he found where they were, he snuck up behind a tree and watched the shadows from the trees. He motioned Kagome over with his finger and they watched closely from the shadows.
"Where is Lord Sesshomaru!" demanded Jaken.
"We know you have him!" said Rin angrily. "Now give him back!"
"But I've told you a million times! I don't know where Sesshomaru is!" said Kaede.
"Sorry to break up the party!" Inuyasha said stepping out from behind the tree, Kagome quite close behind him.
"Awk" Jaken squawked.
"It's Lord Sesshomaru 's arch nemesis Inuyasha! You will die!" Jaken shouted and turned the toe headed staff on Inuyasha. Inuyasha easily dodged the flames and bonked Jaken over the head with his sword. Jaken fell with an unconscious thump to the floor and Rin ran over and was about to help Jaken get away when Kagome said...
"I sense a jewel shard!"
Immediately Inu Yasha searched Rin and found it.
Rin began to cry. "But that's Rin pretty sparkly thingy... That Sesshomaru gave to Rin. It's the last thing Rin has to remember Sesshomaru by!"
Inuyasha kicked Rin aside, he had no time for sentiments whatsoever.
Later on...
"Inuyasha!" Kagome said to him later on. "What is your reason now?"
"What do you mean Kagome?' Inuyasha asked. He was very confused since they had just got back and she had gone off and started talking about something and no one knows what she's talking about. (I do that sometimes)
"Inuyasha I want you to explain to me how Sesshomaru did not go down the Bone Eater's Well!" Kagome said to him, and she sounded very angry.
"Well you see...." said Inuyasha.
He put on a professor's cap and began to give a very long discussion on how it was theoretically impossible for Sesshomaru to go down the Bone Eater's Well. He used lots of hard words, like flabbergasted, stoic and austere. When he was done, Kagome knew she had not understand what Inuyasha had said but unfortunately neither did he.
So Kagome, thinking Inuyasha had said something smart and understood it when he really hadn't, told Inuyasha he was right hoping she'd made the right decision. And Inuyasha swore to use many hard words like that if he ever wanted his way again. And to steal Kagome's book with lots of words and read it often.
So Kagome who was thoroughly sick of the topic of Sesshomaru along with Inuyasha, decided to ask Kaede for her advice about their problem with the well.
"Now Kaede what were you saying earlier about how I should get back?" Kagome asked curiously.
"I have had a lot of time to think about this young Kagome!" Kaede said while pacing back and forth across the floor of her hut. "Whilst ye and Inuyasha were discussing your theories I was plotting what ye two should do about getting Kagome back to her time!"
Inuyasha scooted closer to Kagome as Kaede was saying this.
"I have decided that perhaps ye should collect the rest of the Shikon shards to gety Kagome back!" Kaede continued.
Inuyasha scooted even closer to Kagome again while Kaede was talking.
"And furthermore I think..." Kaede continued talking about her plans for how to get Kagome back. Of course they were boring and no one particularly cared because at that moment Inuyasha picked Kagome up and placed her in his lap.
Kagome then pulled his head down and began scratching behind Inuyasha's ears. He made a happy doggy sound as Kaded finished by saying, "and we'll use the wish to get Kagome back! Hopefully that should keep the path between both worlds open and happy!"
By now Inuyasha and Kagome had given up on Kaede's speech and once she had finished, Kagome pulled out a cookie and gave it to Inuyasha.
"What is it?" he asked curiously. "Does it taste like Ramen?"
"It'll taste even better than Ramen Inuyasha!" Kagome said pretending to take a bite and enjoy it.
Since Inuyasha was pretty stupid and didn't realize what trick Kagome had pulled on him, he nabbed the cookie from her and started to eat it.
Too bad he didn't know it was a dog treat. Now we know why he's addicted to them.
"So Inuyasha how is the cookie?" Kagome asked while scratching behind one of Inuyasha's floppy doggy ears as he munched contentedly on a cookie.
He made a doggy sound of happiness and went back to munching on it. When he asked for another Kagome gladly gave him one.
'I hope he doesn't find out these are dog treats... He'd kill me if he found out... And I can give him a bunch since these are cheap!' she thought.
While she was deep in thought, Inuyasha finished his cookie and went over and licked her on the face for a doggie kiss.
Kagome blushed but she was really, really happy he did that. She reached over and hugged him and then realized what Kaede had said.
"So Inuyasha it looks like we're going to have to collect all the jewel shards before I go back doesn't it?" Kagome said handing Inuyasha another doggie treat.
"Uh huh..." Inuyasha muttered not really caring as he took the dog treat from her fingers with his teeth and continued munching it.
Kagome smiled and scratched behind a floppy doggy ear. 'I wonder if Inuyasha really does love me or if that was just his way of thanking me..." Kagome thought as she continued to absentmindedly scratch behind Inuyasha's ear.
In Inuyasha's little doggy brain he was wondering who the hell the little green thing was and the little girl with black hair who he pushed aside was.
Now we all really know why he had that lecture don't we?
Inu Kaiba: Long chapter because I'm home today guys! Yay and so forth and so on. I hope you actually care that this is over 1,000 words. This was a lot of work for someone who never writes chapters this long. Or almost never.
-Inu Kaiba