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Chapter 4- Keeping Quiet
Evelyn and Remus made their way back to the living room. The couch was a three-person chair until Remus expanded it width-wise with his wand to make it a two-person bed with enough room for them to move around.
"Nice handy-work, Remus," said Evelyn surveying the sofa-bed.
"Why thank you mi'lady," said Remus playfully, bowing to Evelyn.
"You have nothing to thank me, my good sir, I was simply stating a fact," Evelyn answered curtseying to Remus.
With a flick of her wand both Evelyn and Remus were wearing their pajamas.
"Thanks Evie," said Remus climbing onto the sofa-bed after Evelyn. "Honestly, Evelyn, black pajamas? All you wear is black!" said Remus chuckling.
"At least my pajamas aren't pink!" said Evelyn.
"But my pajamas aren't pink, they're blue," said Remus looking confused.
"They're pink now," said Evelyn flicking her wand at Remus and smirking mischievously.
Remus looked down at his pajamas and back at Evelyn now also smirking mischievously. All of a sudden, Remus pounced on Evelyn and started tickling her.
Evelyn and Remus started rolling around on the sofa-bed with Remus still tickling her.
"Change them back! Change them back!" yelled Remus over Evelyn's laughter.
"Why? Pink-ha ha ha-looks-ha ha ha ha ha!-really-ha ha ha-good-on-you!" Evelyn laughed, gasping for breath.
"Change them back or I won't stop tickling you!" Remus laughed pinning her down on the couch.
"Oh no you don't!" said Evelyn still laughing. Evelyn pushed Remus off of her, rolled over, sat on him, and pinned him down.
"Oh really?" asked Remus smirking. He rolled over pinning Evelyn her down again and tickling her again. They both started rolling over the other until they both fell off the sofa-bed.
Evelyn landed on top of Remus. Their faces were mere centimeters apart. Their eyes were boring into the others. Remus wrapped his arms around Evelyn's waist, still looking into her eyes. Evelyn could see every detail of Remus' handsome face.
They were about to lean in when someone cleared their throat from the doorway. Evelyn and Remus jumped out of surprise when they heard the noise.
Evelyn and Remus blushed when they realized who had walked into the room. It was none other than Severus Snape.
"Oh no, don't worry about it. Don't try to get up for me, Variati, and…. Lupin?? Oh this is precious!" sneered Snape.
Evelyn got off of Remus and they both stood up trying to straighten out their pajamas. Evelyn was seething with anger by now. Snape must have noticed because he started to look uneasy.
"Shut up, Snape," Evelyn hissed in a dangerously low voice. She had already grabbed her wand and was pointing it at Snape.
"Now, now, Variati, no need to get--for goodness sake Lupin, pink? Although it doesn't look that bad on you," said Snape actually starting to laugh.
But what Snape didn't notice was that while he was laughing, Evelyn had turned his hair bright purple.
When Evelyn did that, she and Remus started laughing once again. Snape looked puzzled for a moment until a greasy lock of purple hair fell in front of his eyes. Snape turned red with anger, but knew better than to draw his wand out on Evelyn Variati.
"I didn't know you swung that way Snape," said Remus laughing so hard that there were tears of mirth streaming down his face.
"Why are you here anyway, Snape?" asked Evelyn smirking at a purple-haired Severus Snape, admiring her work.
"Not that's it's any of your business, but I was picking up something I forgot at the last Order meeting," Snape said all the while glaring at Evelyn.
"Well, now that you have what you came for, you can leave," said Remus trying to glare at Snape, but he looked at Snape's bright purple hair again and started laughing…again.
Snape rolled his eyes at this and made to leave through the door on the other side of the living room when he was stopped by the tip of Evelyn's wand.
"What you saw, not a word, or I make the hair permanent," Evelyn said smirking at a cowering Snape. He nodded to Evelyn and left the room as quickly as possible.
"That was fantastic Evelyn!" said Remus grinning like a nut. Evelyn smiled and walked into the kitchen.
Remus followed Evelyn into the kitchen just in time to see her getting a frying pan out of the cupboard.
"What are you doing?" Remus asked her. She turned around to face him and handed him two cups and two plates.
"Making breakfast. It would be absolutely pointless to even try to go to sleep now. Molly will be down any minute now. She'll probably be asking about the meeting with Dumbledore," replied Evelyn.
"You're right. I think it would be best if we didn't tell anyone about the meeting. It would just complicate things," Remus said.
"I was hoping that's what you'd say. If we told everyone we'd never hear the end of it from the twins!" Evelyn said looking relieved.
About a second later Fred and George Weasley walked into the kitchen laughing about something.
"Morning Variati, Lupin," they said winking at Evelyn causing her to roll her eyes at their cheesiness.
"Morning boys," Evelyn and Remus said in unison. It was the same thing every morning for about a month now.
"We saw Snape on our way here. He was looking in a mirror. I'm surprised it didn't break," said Fred still smiling.
"We always thought he was an odd one, that man. Always looking at Harry in a funny way," said George chuckling to himself.
"I must say George, I am highly offended," said Harry putting on a mock glare, (He had walked into the kitchen when George had said that) I'm pretty sure he was making eyes at you the last time he came 'round this place."
"How'd he get the bright purple hair?" asked Tonks curiously, (she had walked in right after Harry), " whoever did that did a smashing job!"
"Thanks, Tonks" said Evelyn smiling, with that mischievous glint in her eyes for the third time that day.
"That was you? Well I should have known it was a Marauder! That was smashing Evelyn!" said Tonks enthusiastically.
"I spoke with him right before he left and he said something about a certain two Marauders getting it on this morning," said Mad-eye Moody, who had just walked into the kitchen.
"I'm going to kill him," said Evelyn walking up to her room quickly. When she returned she was fully dressed and her hair was wet.
"Where are you going Evelyn? You haven't even had breakfast yet?" asked Remus curiously.
"I already told you," she said smirking.
"You're going to kill Snape?" Remus asked looking bewildered.
"No, I'm going to make that color permanent, Moony," Evelyn replied smiling evilly. She got her wand and coat, and after grabbing a piece of toast, she apparated to Hogwarts Castle.
"Nothing happened!" said Remus irritably for what seemed like the hundredth time that morning.
"So is she really going to make that color permanent, Remus?" asked an eager looking Tonks from the side of the table opposite him.
"Most likely," said Remus smiling, "she was mad." At this bit of information everyone started to laugh.
"Just imagine Snape with purple hair all year long!" said Ron enthusiastically. "That is simply brilliant."
"I can't wait until term starts!" said Harry in higher spirits than he had been for the longest time.
Just then Evelyn apparated into the house with a triumphant grin plastered on her face. She walked over to the table and sat down.
"So how did it go!" everyone chorused, looking more eager than before. All thoughts of what happened between Remus and Evelyn wiped from their minds, eager to hear about her trip.
(A/N) This is the longest chapter so far. I would have written more, but it was hecka late. Can you just imagine Snape with really bright purple hair? LMAO!
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