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Chapter 5- Not a Sound
Evelyn took off her coat and put it beside her on the bench. Her hair was still wet even though she had been gone for more than half an hour. She poured some coffee into an extra mug from the pot on the table and began her tale.
"So what happened?" prompted an anxious looking Remus, curiosity sparkling in his eyes making him look like a little kid listening to a story a grandparent was about to tell.
'He's so adorable when he looks like that.' Evelyn thought to herself, then mentally slapped herself, 'Oh crap! I'm not supposed to think that about my best friend!'
Evelyn smiled evilly, a mischievous glint in her eyes. "Well I apparated into Hogsmeade and…"
FLASHBACK
An angry Evelyn Variati walked away from Hogsmeade and onto the Hogwarts grounds. How she missed this place. Evelyn looked up at Hogwarts Castle and wondered about how it never failed to amaze her how big and beautiful the castle is.
'It looks just as big and magnificent as I remember seeing it from the boats on the lake on our way to get sorted in first year,' she thought to herself and then remembered the reason she was at her old school in the first place.
'Bloody Snape! I'll kill him! Now Remus and I will never hear the end of it from the twins! Great! Just bloody great! What did we do to deserve this?' Evelyn thought to herself. 'Although…the next Order meeting is tonight and I'm sure everyone would love to see Snape with bright purple hair! Permanently! I know I would! mind cackles evilly,' her mischievous side said kicking in. About time too!
Evelyn was walking down the familiar halls and corridors when she came face to face with none other than Albus Dumbledore himself. He was smiling and had that ever present twinkle in his eyes.
"Well hello Evelyn. What brings you to Hogwarts? Surly you would rather spend your day somewhere other than a classroom," said Dumbledore, still smiling at her. (At this part of course Evelyn had to change some events so as not to give away her and Remus' secret. Duh!)
"Hello Professor. I was just going to pay a visit to…a certain potions master," said Evelyn smiling innocently up at Dumbledore.
Dumbledore winked at Evelyn. "Don't be too harsh, Ms. Variati," said Dumbledore, eyes twinkling.
"I won't professor. Marauder's honor," said Evelyn smiling slyly at Dumbledore who merely chuckled. He new full well what that could mean.
"I suppose the Order meeting tonight should be most entertaining," Dumbledore smiled at Evelyn, eyes twinkling still.
"Yes, well, I must be on my way, Professor Dumbledore. Wouldn't want to keep Professor Snape waiting now would we?" said Evelyn smirking.
"You're right, you're right. Good day to you and good luck I suppose," Dumbledore chuckled, " not that you'd need luck of course."
"Good-bye Professor. See you tonight at the meeting," Evelyn replied. Evelyn off in the direction of the dungeons. 'I always hated coming down here,' she mused.
Evelyn was now in front of the door to the Potions classroom. There was a faint glow coming out from underneath the door. It was, after all, only a week away from the start of term, and the Trio's sixth year at Hogwarts.
Evelyn opened the door to the classroom and strode into it smirking once again. There sat Snape at his desk, already dressed, going over a list of potions he was to teach the sixth years that term.
Evelyn walked over to Snape's desk trying to get a glimpse of the list so she could tell Harry, Ron , and Hermione what to expect that year, if the plan didn't work. 'I sure hope it works,' Evelyn thought to herself.
Snape didn't seem to have noticed her at all. He was concentrating on something so hard he didn't even see her hand when she waved it in front of his eyes.
"Yoo-hoo! Snape? Anybody home?" she asked uncertainly. 'Aw screw it! It'll be more funny if he doesn't know he has bright purple hair until someone points it out to the buffoon anyway,' Evelyn concluded. She was about to raise her wand when Snape finally came out of his trance.
Snape hadn't noticed her standing by his desk yet so Evelyn took her chance and whispered the spell so Snape wouldn't hear it.
Snape had apparently reversed the first charm she put on him at Grimmauld Place because when she had first walked into the classroom his hair was black and greasy once again.
It took Evelyn everything she had not to laugh. Snape finally noticed her standing there and glared at her.
"What are you doing here?" he asked, his glare never faltering from the women in front of him.
"Just thought I would pay an old Potions Master a visit is all, but look at the time! I best be going now. Nice seeing you again Sevvy ol' boy," Evelyn replied quickly struggling to keep on a straight face.
"Uh-huh, sure…well why don't you leave before my classroom gets too contaminated with the Marauder Germs," said Snape now sneering.
"I'd be more than glad to," retorted Evelyn, " before my hair gets as greasy as yours and my nose gets as long as a coat hanger.
The two glared at each other for a few more seconds before Evelyn left smirking at the thought that Snape didn't know he had purple hair yet.
END OF FLASHBACK
Everyone in the kitchen was practically rolling around in fits of laughter. The twins were handing everyone a butterbeer to make a toast.
There were calls around the kitchen of 'That was bloody brilliant' and 'I can't wait for the start of term', coming from Harry and Ron.
Remus must have sensed that there was more to the story than what she had told them, because the next moment he made eye contact with her and nodded toward the door. Evelyn nodded and followed Remus towards the door and out into the hallway.
"What else did Dumbledore say?" he asked as soon as they were out of earshot of everyone in the kitchen.
"I told him we'd do it, and don't give me that look! You know what I mean by 'it'," Evelyn said trying not to laugh at Remus.
When Evelyn had said "do it", Remus had given her the cheesiest Cheshire Cat grin she had ever seen in her entire life.
"You have got to be the worlds horniest werewolf," Evelyn declared, laughing at Remus's expression.
He had blushed at her comment, but the blush faded and his grin broadened, making Evelyn go into a fit of laughter. Remus smiled at his friend, before leading the way into the empty living room.
"Are you sure you're not related to the Cheshire Cat, Remus?" Evelyn asked chuckling at his smug expression.
"And what if I am?" Remus challenged, crossing his arms over his chest. Evelyn smiled slyly.
"Then I can't wait until the full moon," Evelyn said walking up to Remus and playing with the collar of his shirt, "You see, I just love the Cheshire Cat."
Remus gulped loudly. Evelyn had started to unbutton his shirt, and it was driving him insane.
"R-really? Y-you like the Ch-Cheshire Cat?" Remus asked hoarsely. He had snaked his arms around Evelyn's waist.
Evelyn smirked at him gave him her own version of a cheesy grin, before smirking, and stepping out of Remus's arms.
Remus looked utterly confused. He looked at his shirt, (which was now unbuttoned all the way revealing a white T-shirt underneath), and then looked at Evelyn who was trying to keep on a straight face.
"See? I told you, you have got to be the world's horniest werewolf," Evelyn said chuckling slightly.
Remus hung his head in defeat before looking back up and smirking slyly at her. Remus took a few step closer to Evelyn until they were less than a foot apart.
"The full moon is only one week away, you know," Remus said coming closer still. Remus had once again wrapped his arms around Evelyn's waist.
Remus leaned in slightly so their faces were now less than an inch apart. Evelyn responded by snaking her arms around Remus's neck.
"I know," Evelyn said looking into Remus's light brown eyes. Remus in turn looked into Evelyn's shimmering, deep blue eyes.
They seemed entranced with one another before Remus leaned in and caught Evelyn's lips in one of the best kisses of their entire lives.
A teary eyed Mrs.Weasley walked back up the stairs. A huge smile plastered on her face. She would just wait a few more minutes and come down again like she hadn't seen anything at all.
"It's about time those two realized their feelings toward each other," Mrs.Weasley said to herself wiping away her tears of joy for the two.
The kiss was like fireworks going off in their heads. They hadn't realized how much they truly cared for each other until that kiss.
They finally pulled away in order to breath. Remus and Evelyn just stood there in the middle of the living room in, Evelyn in Remus's arms. They both had huge smiles plastered on their faces.
"Come on Eve, why don't we sit down and you can tell me what Dumbledore said," suggested Remus. Evelyn nodded and they both sat down.
Evelyn began her story and Remus listened intently to all she had to say. He had his arm around her and was absentmindedly playing with a lock of silver hair…
(A/N) Watch out!Remus/Evelyn action is finally starting!wOOt!I think that was the longest Flashback I ever wrote! Thanks to everyone who reviewed!You guys are so awesome!
ArbDreamer-LMAO!Thanks a million for pointing out that out.Glad you like the story!
Lightfairy82-Wow!Thank you!I'll be getting to Pettigrews death soon. Maybe next chapter!lol!
Kiaba3-Yo man Kaiba dude,that was THE shiznit man.I wish Snape really had bright purple hair,man...that would be awesome!
LunasStar-Thanks!Glad you liked the last chapter!I know I had laods of fun writing it!lol!
saphrin2-Yeah, Saph's husband would be pretty angry if she cheated on him.I'm sure Saph and Eve could be friends though.Why don't you ask Saph!Man...Alan Rickman with bright purple hair would be something to see!He was hilarious in Dogma.Have you ever seen it?
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