Chapter 4: The Unmasking

Master Chief and Captain Keyes are in their dropship making their way back down to earth. Captain Keyes is getting his wounds patched up from Cortana's computerized medical treatment. While he is getting fixed up, Master Chief is sitting in his room on the dropship, thinking of all the ways he is going to make Captain Keyes' arrival to earth an unforgettable one.

"Your pretty banged up Captain Keyes." says Cortana.

"Ah. It's nothing. I just really want this to all be over with so I can really be with my one and only MASTER!!! We are really going to rock this ship when it's going down! WOOHOO!!! TAP THAT SHIT MASTER MASTER MASTER MASTER!!!"

"Get a hold of yourself Captain! Master Chief is in his chambers of the ship. I understand how bad you want to tap his shit... I mean... who wouldn't want to. With that sexy green armor suit of his and that hot and sexy ass of his. I bet he has a hot fucking cock. If I wasn't a hologram figure, I'd be choo chooing that train the whole ride back!"

"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY?!?! HE IS MY ONE AND ONLY MASTER! YOU BETTER STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM HIM OR ELSE!!!"

"Or else what?"

Captain Keyes grabs the power switch of the ship that Cortana is connected to. "See ya later, bitch!!!" says Captain Keyes. He then pulls the switch and Cortana's hologram figure sparks rapidly (as rapid as a loser kid J.B. with no friends and blinks very very rapidly) and eventually blows up like a nuclear time bomb just waiting to go off. That was the last that anyone ever heard of Cortana. Keyes finishes patching himself up and heads towards Master Chiefs chambers. He swings open the door and Master Chief is sitting on his bed in a seductive manner. He runs his finger down his body, starting from his mouth and ending at his penis.

"The war has just ended... and a new generation of fucking has begun!!!" says Master Chief.

Keyes jumps on top of Master Chief and they start groping each other. They are feeling each other all over like there is no tomorrow. Then they suddenly just stop... "No one has ever seen me without my mask on. I want you to be the first." says Master Chief. He twists his helmet in an upright position and pulls it off and throws it to the ground.

"OH MY GOD!!! FUCKING BEATIFUL!!!" says Keyes.

Master Chief then bends down and gives Keyes head. He is going up and down like an F/A 18 Tomcat in a war. He's going all out, guns blazzin. After he is done giving head, he turns Keyes face forward and pops him from behind yelling "POP ONE, POP TWO, POP THREE!!!" He just wouldn't let up, sweat dripping of their faces.

"Dropship 1154. Come in! I repeat, anyone on dropship 1154 respond! There is an emergency. There is incoming debris from the halo ring! It is heading straight for your ship! YOU NEED TO ABANDON SHIP NOW!!!"

Master Chief and Keyes are too caught up in the moment to pay any attention to the incoming warning. The debris from halo comes crashing straight through the dropship, tearing it into tiny little pieces. Master Chief and Keyes get thrown out of the dropship and are floating straight through outer space. They don't even bother to look around to see what has happened. Chief is still behind Keyes popping one through three, while Keyes is giving him head.

"I love you Master Chief!"

"I love you too Captain Keyes!"

"At least we will die together and while we are enjoying ourselves!" says Captain Keyes.

"Yes. And we will also land where we first met... Oh well. Fuck it."

Chief and Keyes kept on banging until they went crashing right into the Pillar of Autumn where they had first met. Before they died, Chief turned Keyes to his frontal position and was popping away one and two. Although Chief damaged some organs when he was popping, it was still the best moment of both of their lives.

THE END