Toya: Welcome back to the sixth chapter! This one will actually have some more detailed action in it!!! Just don't flame me because fight scenes in large mobile suits are not my strong point. Anyways, please enjoy.

Chapter 6

People Just Never Learn

"That was delicious." Relena said as her and everyone else headed towards the living room. "I need to get those recipes for my chef."

"Sorry." Toya said. "Secret family recipe."

"You know… I still don't know your name." Relena said.

"It Amatoya, but everyone just shortens it to Toya." She answered.

"It's really May." Heero said.

"And I told you never to call me that." Toya said threateningly.

"And what are you going to do?" Heero asked. "Bite me?"

"Aww you done it now!" Toya said and tackled him forcing him over the back of the couch. Heero then flips her over to her back and pins her down.

"That all?"

"Nope." Toya said simply before using her foot to throw him behind her. "So is that all you got?"

"Hell, no." Heero said before slamming her into a wall. But Toya just kneed him in the gut forcing him to double over. The fight proceeded where Heero would get Toya; then Toya would get Heero and so on.

"Do you two think you could act a little more mature?" Relena asked.

"NO!" The two yelled in unison.

"Don't worry." Duo said. "Heero was Toya's physical combat training partner. They started play fighting like this ever since."

"Best for you no to interrupt." Cherie said.

"I still think they shouldn't fight." Relena said standing up. "Fighting isn't the answer."

"I'll bet ten dollars that Toya will deck her." Cherie said. Just then Relena tried to get between the two and Toya punched her in the jaw and sent her flying across the room. "I told you." Cherie said.

"THAT!" Relena said. "Is it!" Relena yelled. "I'm leaving, Heero… right now."

"See ya!" Heero yelled as he and Toya still were engaged in their battle. Relena, who was very mad at this point, stomped off towards the ship.

Ten minutes later, Toya and Heero finally gave up. "Have fun?" Duo asked.

"No… not really." Toya said. "I didn't get him a broken arm."

"And I didn't shatter her pelvis bone." Heero said.

"Ha ha, very funny you two." Duo said sarcastically. "Now how about we try to get a little bit of sleep… I mean come on."

"And how long has it been since you've slept, Toya?" Trowa asked.

"As long as my good friend coffee helps I'm ready for anything!" Toya protested. "But what Mr. Coffee can't help with is fighting battles, THAT'S why I HAVE to make BATTLE STRATEGIES!!!!!!" She started saying a little twitchy.

"I think that the coffee is kicking in." Quatra said backing up a little bit. "I doubt that that is a good thing."

"But after staying awake on coffee for five days she'll do…" Before Heero could finish his sentence Toya fell into Trowa's lap. "… that." Heero finished and turned on the video game.

"Well, since she's on my lap I might as well carry her." Trowa said picking her up and carrying her down the hall.

"Trowa." Toya said in her sleep. "I love you." Trowa's head jolted downwards to look at her. She was still sound asleep.

'Why did she say that?' He thought. He shook his head. 'Don't get your hopes up.' He told himself furiously. 'You might have liked her for a while now, but she is asleep… she isn't really saying it.' He then opened her door and lay her down on the bed.

"Don't leave." Came her voice again. Trowa stopped for a while. After five minutes he made his way out the door.

"What took ya so long?" Duo said elbowing Trowa when he got back. "Decided to 'take advantage' of the situation?"

"She was talking in her sleep." Trowa said in his normal tone of voice.

"Yeah sure." Duo said.

"Not all guys take advantage of women every chance they get, Duo." Quatra said. "It's just that American heritage of yours."

"Don't talk about my ancestors." Duo warned.

"Then stop messing with Trowa." Quatra said with a smile forming on his face. "It isn't our fault that he can't help taking advantage of helpless women."

"Good one!" Duo said giving Quatra a high five.

"Is it safe to come out?" Wufei whispered into the room.

"Yeah," Duo answered. "The lack of sleep finally kicked in."

"I hate you guys." Trowa said. "And what about you Duo? Why haven't you told anyone about you and Cherie having a date this Friday?" Trowa asked with a smirk.

"No way!" Wufei yelled. "So how far have you two gotten?"

"We haven't gotten anywhere!" Cherie yelled. Her face was a deep shade of red. "It's a date! We haven't even hugged yet!!!!! So you can all just GO TO HELL!!!" Cherie quickly stood up, turned towards the hallway, and stormed off.

"Thanks a lot, Trowa." Duo fumed.

"You started it." Trowa said happily.

Toya walked into the living room the next day around noon. She stared around at all of the faces, some of which were angry looking. "What's with the grim looks, dudes?" She asked looking for a place to sit down.

"Where was our breakfast?" Wufei asked. Toya's head snapped in his direction.

She stared at him hard as she answered with a mock sweet voice. "You're still on my death list." She said with a fake smile on her face. "May I suggest that you leave now and don't come around me until dinner."

"And what can you do?" Wufei asked.

"Nice knowing you, Wufei." Cherie said gravely. "You just don't seem to get anything through your head do you?"

"I don't think so." Quatra said.

Toya walked out of the room. Wufei laughed. "See? I told you that she wouldn't do anything."

"Oh…. Poor, Woofy." Said a voice behind him. He turned to see Toya standing there.

"How'd you get there?!" He asked quickly.

Toya didn't respond she just looked down at him with the same fake smile spread across her face. "Woofy just never learns." She said. "Maybe I should let him know that I don't joke around." She pulled a large grey roll of tape from behind her back.

"Oh…….. no….." Wufei said, horror spreading across his face as he remembered the day that she had used the same thing against him.

Toya pulled off a large strip of the tape and, as he started to run, grabbed the back of his shirt and quickly strapped the mass over his mouth. "Anyone want to help?" She asked the group.

"I do!" Duo said excitedly. "How many times in your life do you get a chance to duct tape Wufei?"

"Well, I'm at two currently." Toya said. "Any more takers?"

"I want to!" Cherie said running over.

"Okay." Toya said. "Duo, you keep a hold of his legs, and, Cherie, you take care of his arms." The two went to theirs post as Toya started wrapping at his ankles and, unlucky for him, he had chosen to wear shorts that day allowing her to tape over bare skin. Within five minutes Toya had made her way up to his mid thighs. Laughter had been reverberating around the room the entire time. His legs had been wrapped much like a mummy's and Cherie and Duo worked hard as they kept him still. Toya didn't stop at his hips though. She continued to wrap his stomach (Which also started with the arms, which were placed securely against his sides.), chest, and shoulders.

"I think that's it." Toya said happily five rolls of duct tape since she started. "Now where should I leave you?" Toya thought aloud.

"What about a trashcan on the other side of the ship?" Cherie suggested.

"But we'll totally forget about him there." Toya said. "It's perfect." She smiled evilly.

"Hey! You better not leave me in a trashcan!!!" Wufei yelled.

Toya ripped the last small strip of duct tape off of the roll and placed it securely across his mouth. "I thought I forgot something."

Toya: Well that was fun. You should try mummifying someone with duct tape. It's fun!