The Adventures of
Ron Weasly
Chapter 1 Ron and the Missing Pyjamas
One Day Ron Weasly woke up feeling cold. His pyjamas were missing.
'Harry wake up!' he shouted.'I'm bare!'
'I can see that.' Harry answered.
'Were are my pyjamas?' Ron yelled. 'I must find them or they shall be lost.'
***
The whole school turned as Ron Weasly hurteled into the Great Hall totally naked.
'WHERE ARE MY PYJAMAS?'
'Ron's finally cracked.' Forge whispered to Gred.
'I NEED MY PYJAMAS!' Ron shouted. 'I HAVE LOST THEM !!!'
'WE CAN SEE!!!' Roared the rest of the school.
'GIVE ME MY PYJAMAS!' Ron screamed.
'WE AIN'T GOT THEM!!!' Yelled the school.
'NEITHER HAVE I!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
'WE CAN SEE!!!!!!'
'WHERE ARE THEY?'
'I KNOW!' Hermione shouted. 'WE CAN LOOK IN HOGWARTS; A HISTORY!!!!!'
'LOOK IN WHAT??' asked the school.
'Don't you read?' Hermione said.
'NO!!'
Just then Harry entered also wearing nothing.
'Ron. My pyjamas have gone to!' he shouted before he was mobbed by 400 screaming fans.
Ron started crying. 'It's not f-fair.' He quibbled. ' The first time I get my own original story, Harry comes and pinches it. But oh no it doesn't matter because he's the star, I'm just the side kick. I'm not important. AND I STILL haven't got my pyjamas.!!!!!!!!'
A shout echoed around the Hall. 'I KNOW VERE ZEY ARE!!!!'
Screamed Fleur. 'I KNOW 'OO 'AS THEM!! EES VAS VOLDEMORTIE!!!!!!!'
'What did she say?' someone asked.
'Dunno. I don't speak french.' Someone else said.
'I KNOW WHAT SHE SAID!' Yelled Hermione. ' SOME GUY CALLED VOLDEMORTIE HAS RON'S PJ'S!'
'OH MY GOD! I MUST SAVE THEM!' shouted Ron. ' BUT WAIT! WHO IS VOLDEMORTIE? HARRY DO YOU KNOW?'
'Rings a bell but no, sorry.' Said Harry.
'Then we are doomed. Alas. Let us sit on the floor and tell sad stories.'
They were about to do this when they realised they had no sad stories. So instead they set off to find Voldemortie and the pyjamas, equipped with some essentials; A wand, a copy of Hogwarts;a History, some chocolate and clean underwear.
***
Our heros wandered for many days and nights until they met a tall dark stranger.
'OI! TALL DARK STRANGER! Do you know who Voldemortie is?' Ron shouted.
'No' said the tall dark stranger. 'But I am Voldemort!'
'*gasp* Voldemortie!!!!!!!!!!' said everyone.
'Dunno where you got the ie from. I am VOLDEMORT!'
'GIVE ME MY PJS!!!' Ron shouted. H e reached into his pocket (no he isn't still naked:( ) and pulled out his wand. 'Killius!' He shouted. And...........
...............
.............
...........oooh I love cliff hangers
............... nothing happened. Ron looked at his wand.
'Alas.'He said. 'Y-fronts!'
But Volde was shrinking. 'Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Not the knickers. Please!!!!!!!!!!'
Poof. Voldemort dissapeared. On the ground lay a pile of blue and white stripes. Ron picked them up. ' Look Harry, it's my pyjamas!!!!!!' And he put them on. (Without bothering to get undressed first :( )
***
From that day onward Wednesday the 14th January was known
as Pyjama Day. Even though Ron really found his pyjamas in september, but no one liked to mention this. And everyone sang Bananas in pyjamas.
A/n ok so it was a little insane. But at least ron got his pj's back
All of the above that u recognise is Jk's. ron's pj's are his. ( and he can keep them) the idea is mine. hogwarts ; a history and the catch phrase that goes with it is hermiones
Now you see that button below. Click on it and you can write a review. Nice hmmmm? To be honest I can't see why you'd want to. Just to keep Ron happy? If you don't I'll write more. I mean it. There that's done it.
Ron Weasly
Chapter 1 Ron and the Missing Pyjamas
One Day Ron Weasly woke up feeling cold. His pyjamas were missing.
'Harry wake up!' he shouted.'I'm bare!'
'I can see that.' Harry answered.
'Were are my pyjamas?' Ron yelled. 'I must find them or they shall be lost.'
***
The whole school turned as Ron Weasly hurteled into the Great Hall totally naked.
'WHERE ARE MY PYJAMAS?'
'Ron's finally cracked.' Forge whispered to Gred.
'I NEED MY PYJAMAS!' Ron shouted. 'I HAVE LOST THEM !!!'
'WE CAN SEE!!!' Roared the rest of the school.
'GIVE ME MY PYJAMAS!' Ron screamed.
'WE AIN'T GOT THEM!!!' Yelled the school.
'NEITHER HAVE I!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
'WE CAN SEE!!!!!!'
'WHERE ARE THEY?'
'I KNOW!' Hermione shouted. 'WE CAN LOOK IN HOGWARTS; A HISTORY!!!!!'
'LOOK IN WHAT??' asked the school.
'Don't you read?' Hermione said.
'NO!!'
Just then Harry entered also wearing nothing.
'Ron. My pyjamas have gone to!' he shouted before he was mobbed by 400 screaming fans.
Ron started crying. 'It's not f-fair.' He quibbled. ' The first time I get my own original story, Harry comes and pinches it. But oh no it doesn't matter because he's the star, I'm just the side kick. I'm not important. AND I STILL haven't got my pyjamas.!!!!!!!!'
A shout echoed around the Hall. 'I KNOW VERE ZEY ARE!!!!'
Screamed Fleur. 'I KNOW 'OO 'AS THEM!! EES VAS VOLDEMORTIE!!!!!!!'
'What did she say?' someone asked.
'Dunno. I don't speak french.' Someone else said.
'I KNOW WHAT SHE SAID!' Yelled Hermione. ' SOME GUY CALLED VOLDEMORTIE HAS RON'S PJ'S!'
'OH MY GOD! I MUST SAVE THEM!' shouted Ron. ' BUT WAIT! WHO IS VOLDEMORTIE? HARRY DO YOU KNOW?'
'Rings a bell but no, sorry.' Said Harry.
'Then we are doomed. Alas. Let us sit on the floor and tell sad stories.'
They were about to do this when they realised they had no sad stories. So instead they set off to find Voldemortie and the pyjamas, equipped with some essentials; A wand, a copy of Hogwarts;a History, some chocolate and clean underwear.
***
Our heros wandered for many days and nights until they met a tall dark stranger.
'OI! TALL DARK STRANGER! Do you know who Voldemortie is?' Ron shouted.
'No' said the tall dark stranger. 'But I am Voldemort!'
'*gasp* Voldemortie!!!!!!!!!!' said everyone.
'Dunno where you got the ie from. I am VOLDEMORT!'
'GIVE ME MY PJS!!!' Ron shouted. H e reached into his pocket (no he isn't still naked:( ) and pulled out his wand. 'Killius!' He shouted. And...........
...............
.............
...........oooh I love cliff hangers
............... nothing happened. Ron looked at his wand.
'Alas.'He said. 'Y-fronts!'
But Volde was shrinking. 'Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Not the knickers. Please!!!!!!!!!!'
Poof. Voldemort dissapeared. On the ground lay a pile of blue and white stripes. Ron picked them up. ' Look Harry, it's my pyjamas!!!!!!' And he put them on. (Without bothering to get undressed first :( )
***
From that day onward Wednesday the 14th January was known
as Pyjama Day. Even though Ron really found his pyjamas in september, but no one liked to mention this. And everyone sang Bananas in pyjamas.
A/n ok so it was a little insane. But at least ron got his pj's back
All of the above that u recognise is Jk's. ron's pj's are his. ( and he can keep them) the idea is mine. hogwarts ; a history and the catch phrase that goes with it is hermiones
Now you see that button below. Click on it and you can write a review. Nice hmmmm? To be honest I can't see why you'd want to. Just to keep Ron happy? If you don't I'll write more. I mean it. There that's done it.