Part 2 Looking for the Action
Ron was bored. Fame was nice and being serenaded with 'Bananas in Pyjamas' was OK. But it wasn't very exciting.
'I'm bored Harry.' Said Ron.
'So am I.' Said Harry. 'Cho's decided to be a nun.'
So our heros went looking for some action. Weeks passed and the only action was Crookshanks getting stuck on a broostick. Things were getting destinctly boring.
***
One morning however Ron awoke to the sound of screaming. He immeadeatly took his courage in both hands . and dived under his bed.
Suddenly Harry burst in yelling 'Ron! Ron! IT'S THE SQUIFFY-HUMP-SCHNOOGLE! IT WILL KILL US ALL!!!!!!!!!'
'What shall we do?' Hermione asked. ' If we stay here the Squiffy-humpy- hyphon-whatsit will get us!!!! LET'S LOOK IN HOGWARTS; A HISTORY!!!!!'
'Let's jump out if the window.' Harry suggested. And before Ron could say 'gravity' they had made strawberry jam on the path.
Ron let himself out by a DOOR. As any normal and sensible person would. The house-elves had started cleaning upthe remains of Harry and Hermione. Ron was happy. He had found some action. Lost two friends in the process but he had found his action.
RON WAS GOING TO KILL THE SQUIFFY-HUMP-SCHNOOGLE!!!!.
***
First he travelled to the Cave of Nowwhatwasit'snameagain, to find the wonerdous genie, whoose powers would only last if she never cut her hair. The cave was empty, but there was a note outside saying :
Gone out
For hair-cut
Back soon
***
So our intrepid hero started the trek to the Cave of It'ssoverysecreteveryoneknowswhereitis. On the way he met Draco Malfoy walking hand in hand with Fleur.
'Noooooooooooooooo!' yelled Ron. 'She's mine!!'
'Mine' yelled Draco.
'MINE'
'MINE!!!!!'
'MINE!'
'MINE ALL MINE'
'EXCUSE MOI!!!' Fleur had gone pink. 'Pardonne moi Ron but I 'ave always prefere le blondes.'
***
Ron finnall reached the Cave of It'ssoverysecreteveryoneknowswhereitis. In the cave were a lot of hostile sex-starved monkeys. Ron left very quickly.
Instead he travelled to the Cave of ThisiswherethSquiffy-hump- Schnooglelives. The cave was very dark and Ron suddenly remembered that he didn't know what the Squiffy-Hump-Schnoogle looked like. He also remembered that he didn't want to hang about and find out.
So he turned round and went home.
Ron was bored. Fame was nice and being serenaded with 'Bananas in Pyjamas' was OK. But it wasn't very exciting.
'I'm bored Harry.' Said Ron.
'So am I.' Said Harry. 'Cho's decided to be a nun.'
So our heros went looking for some action. Weeks passed and the only action was Crookshanks getting stuck on a broostick. Things were getting destinctly boring.
***
One morning however Ron awoke to the sound of screaming. He immeadeatly took his courage in both hands . and dived under his bed.
Suddenly Harry burst in yelling 'Ron! Ron! IT'S THE SQUIFFY-HUMP-SCHNOOGLE! IT WILL KILL US ALL!!!!!!!!!'
'What shall we do?' Hermione asked. ' If we stay here the Squiffy-humpy- hyphon-whatsit will get us!!!! LET'S LOOK IN HOGWARTS; A HISTORY!!!!!'
'Let's jump out if the window.' Harry suggested. And before Ron could say 'gravity' they had made strawberry jam on the path.
Ron let himself out by a DOOR. As any normal and sensible person would. The house-elves had started cleaning upthe remains of Harry and Hermione. Ron was happy. He had found some action. Lost two friends in the process but he had found his action.
RON WAS GOING TO KILL THE SQUIFFY-HUMP-SCHNOOGLE!!!!.
***
First he travelled to the Cave of Nowwhatwasit'snameagain, to find the wonerdous genie, whoose powers would only last if she never cut her hair. The cave was empty, but there was a note outside saying :
Gone out
For hair-cut
Back soon
***
So our intrepid hero started the trek to the Cave of It'ssoverysecreteveryoneknowswhereitis. On the way he met Draco Malfoy walking hand in hand with Fleur.
'Noooooooooooooooo!' yelled Ron. 'She's mine!!'
'Mine' yelled Draco.
'MINE'
'MINE!!!!!'
'MINE!'
'MINE ALL MINE'
'EXCUSE MOI!!!' Fleur had gone pink. 'Pardonne moi Ron but I 'ave always prefere le blondes.'
***
Ron finnall reached the Cave of It'ssoverysecreteveryoneknowswhereitis. In the cave were a lot of hostile sex-starved monkeys. Ron left very quickly.
Instead he travelled to the Cave of ThisiswherethSquiffy-hump- Schnooglelives. The cave was very dark and Ron suddenly remembered that he didn't know what the Squiffy-Hump-Schnoogle looked like. He also remembered that he didn't want to hang about and find out.
So he turned round and went home.