Chapter 2

The Effects of Beer

Drana walked to the closest movie store from the Dynasty gate. There were tons of movies. Action, romance, comedy, cartoons, and more that she would probably never see. She went up to the area that had action. She wasn't much of a mushy type person.

"The Matrix?" Drana said picking up a DVD. "Sounds cool." She rented it and also bought some popcorn. She walked back to the castle and into the Warlords' lounge room.

"Hey what movie did you get?" Sekthmet asked as soon as she stepped foot in the room.

"Something called The Matrix." Drana replied back. "Here put it in." She said as she threw it to Anubis.

"Yes your majesty." Anubis said sarcastically. "I am at your every command."

"Thanks." She said sarcastically. "It's nice to be queen for a day." She laughed. "Oh and, Sekky, you get to make the popcorn."

"On it!" Sekhmet said heading towards the kitchen. 'Maybe this isn't so bad. At least she pays for the movies and popcorn.' The microwave rang when the popcorn was done. He grabbed the bag and tossed the popcorn into a large bowl. "Here." He said setting it down on the in-table.

"Great timing the movie is starting." Dais said.

"Hey look what I found guys!" Cale said walking in holding something behind his back.

"A brain?" Anubis asked sarcastically.

"Close enough." Cale said setting a 24-pack of beer down.

"Alright!" Everyone said grabbing a can.

"You like beer?" Dais asked Drana as she downed her first can.

"Yeah."

"Most women don't." He said.

"I'm weird." She said grabbing another can.

"Hey don't be an idiot." Drana said to Anubis. The whole group was totally drunk. "You can't do the matrix bullet-dodge!"

"I bet I can!" Anubis said as he leaned back and landed on a pile of beer cans.

"Should have tried to jump the building." Dais said hanging from the ceiling.

"I'll do that tomorrow." Anubis said trying to stand up.

"I need a man…" Drana droned as she lay back on the couch.

"I volunteer!" Anubis yelled when he finally got up.

"…sure…" Drana said rolling her eyes. "You would never be able to please me."

"You wanna bet?" He said laying on top of her.

"Get off!!" She yells pushing him onto the floor.

"Hey you can't blame the guy. He probably hasn't had a girl in fifty years." Cale said laughing.

"I'll need another pack of beers before he could get me." Drana said.

"Another beer?" Anubis asked.

"Sure."

Drana woke up the next morning with a huge headache. She moaned as she went to get up but she stopped when she felt an arm go around her waist. She turned her head slightly and saw red hair lying on the pillow. "Oh shit!" She said. Then she looked at herself and saw that she was completely naked and even Anubis was. "SHIT!" She yelled waking Anubis up.

"Good morning." He said as he pulled her body closer to his.

"What the HELL!" She screamed pushing him off of her. She went to jump out of bed but she remembered she was naked so she just stayed as far away from him as possible and still be able to keep the blanket covering her.

"What's wrong?" He asked getting up.

"Don't." She said before he stepped out and uncovered himself. "Why the hell are you in my room?" She asked.

"You mean you don't remember?" He asked.

"NO!" She yelled.

"Man…. And that was good."

"What was good?" Drana asked. She knew what the answer was, but she had to check her suspicions.

"We made out." When he said those words they both heard Talpa's voice summoning them. Drana grabbed the blanket and then threw Anubis' clothes at him and she changed. They both then teleported to Talpa's chamber.

"You two-" He started and they both prepared themselves for the worst. "are the biggest idiots." He yelled at them.

"He got me drunk, master!" Drana protested.

"You accepted the beer and then you dragged me into bed." Anubis protested back.

"I did?" Drana asked. She couldn't remember anything from last night.

"Drana, the blame will fall on you for this." Talpa said.

"What's so bad about us sleeping together?" Anubis asked.

"It's not just that you slept together." Talpa started. "She's pregnant."

"WHAT?!" Drana screamed.

"And I will make you two a permanent couple." Talpa said. "I won't have this behavior in my castle without punishment."

"Cool." Anubis said.

"NOT COOL!!!" Drana screamed. "Master, this isn't fair. Why does it have to be my fault and why must I be punished for him forcing himself on me?"

"You are the higher official." Talpa said. "And while I'm thinking about it, you are relieved from all duties until your child's birth."

"So I'm stuck in the castle for nine months?" She asked. "This isn't fair!" She then transported herself to the lounge room.

"Good morning." Dais said walking in.

"Whatever." She said coldly.

"What's the matter with you?" He asked.

"Ask the stupid one." She said pointing to Anubis who just transported there.

Dais walked with Anubis to the kitchen. "What wrong with her?"

"Uh… I sorta got her… uh… pregnant."

"What?!" Dais yelled. "How could you be this irresponsible?"

"We were both drunk." He said.

"Can you remember?" Dais asked.

"Yeah."

"Then you're irresponsible." Dais said. "Well what did Talpa say?"

"He said that he's making us a permanent couple and that we have to live together." They both then turned their attention to the sound of a plate being dropped. There stood Drana in the doorway in complete shock.

Anubis walked over to her but she took a step away. "Get used to it because all of our stuff is being moved into the house in the woods. We're both stuck there until you give birth."

Drana's face turned red trying to hold her anger in. She then transported leaving both men bewildered. "What's all the noise about?" Cale asked walking in.

"Stupid here got Drana pregnant." Dais said.

"Way to go man." Cale said patting Anubis on the back.

"Sure… and now I have to live with the bitch." Anubis said thinking about what she was probably planning right at that moment.

"Hey, man, at least she's your bitch." Cale said grabbing some Advil.

"That stupid man whore is going to pay!" Drana yelled into the empty building. "I am going to make his life a living hell!!" 'Hmm… what to do…' Drana thought looking around. 'Poisoning his food would be the easy way out… I could always make him a unic… That will be plan A. Plan B will be torture. And Plan C will be mummfication alive.' She then thought of something. 'Yesterday he had just complained about just having his hair wet.' She smiled evilly. 'What if I cut his hair?' Again she smiled evilly and began her plans for his hair removal.