Part 3 Ron and the Big Bad Hiccups



Ron woke up with a jerk. (I mean he woke up suddenly not the other kind of jerk).

'Morning Ron!' said Harry.

'Hh-up!' said Ron.

'Sorry?'

'Hh- up!'

'Ron are you ok?'

'Hgh-UP!'

'Ron this is terrible!!! You have the Big Bad Hiccups!!!'

'Hh-up !!'

'Hermione!' Harry yelled. 'Ron has the Big Bad Hiccups.'

'Hh-up!' Ron added.

'I know!' said Hermione. 'Let's look in Hogwarts; a History.'

'Ok. But don't let's jump out of the window like last time.' Said Harry.

'Hh-up!' said Ron sadly.

'There there, Ron we will help you!' Hermione cried. She hugged him.

'Hh-up-up' said Ron gratefully.

'Yeah.' Said Harry. 'We'll help. What shall we do Herm?'

'Hermione went green.

'HH-UP!' she said.

'NOOOOOOO!' Harry shouted.'Now you have it too!!! OH NO!!'

'Hh-up!'

'Hh-up!'

'Hhg-up hhup?'

'Hh-up h-hp!'

'Hupple-UP!'

'Arrgh!' Harry yelled and jumped out of the window. (have we been here before?)

Ron and Hermione were good sensible little bunnies so they sang praises to the Great God of Hiccups - Glassofwater:

Ode to

GLASSOFWATER

Glassofwater is great

And very Ornate

And even more so

Wonderful.

She can cure coughs

And colds and sneezes

Sore throats, hiccups.

They break to dust be for her

And then they go

Away.

Hooray.

And lo they (and Harry) were cured.

A/n what do you think.

This chapter is dedicated to and based on my friend Lucy Robinson. On the saintly day that this story was written she suffered from no less than 4 attacks of The Big Bad Hiccups. Lucy this one is for you.

r/n (rons note)

Hi people

Hey this is so cool. My own Adventure Series. I'd like to thank my Mummy and my Daddy and my make up artist and the film crew-hi guys!-

And my fans.

A/n Ron what fans?

R/n these fans

A/n ron there are no fans

R/n yes there are. Can't you see them. theres one there one there one there and one there and one there and one there and one there and one there and one there and one there and one there and one there and one there and one there and one there and one there and one there and one there and one there and one there and one there and one there and one there and one there and one there and one there and one there and one there and one there and one there and one there and one there and one there and one there...

A/n shut up Ron